Hey there Delilah what's it like in new York city, you're a thousand miles away but girl, tonight you look so pretty...
Why would i accompany my husband to a strip club? I'd already be giving him the cold shoulder for going anyway.
Doing laundry together. For real. There's something moody and dark about the room with the washing machines.
Buz, there's no rush! I know you must be crazy busy so sort out all the important stuff first! My daft stories can wait!
Hm. I have become the Bill of links!
I wrote a rather fun reluctance story inspired partly by Scooby Doo and mostlt by the delightful Ashlea (sweetsinner)
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Lemonade please.
A place where forum posts corresponded with categories.
Absolutely none actually. Unless 'rain' is a dodgy bdsm term I'm not yet acquainted with.
Sex ain't nothing but a thing. (Anyone? Eddie murphy movie? ANYONE?!)
I ain't clicking on dat link, mike. nah fam!
Also i totally get what you mean about being followed for quality of writing but I've seen profiles with zero stories and plenty of followers!
Personally i would not go around follower shopping to get a badge.
I didn't go friend shopping
i didn't post extra in the forum
i didn't comment and vote for badges
I didn't enter competitions just for the badge
etc
However it was great to receive the badges anyway.
just sayin'
Nah fam. Leave kiera alone!
Unexpected? I fell out of a tree and onto a guy's dick. He was most understanding.
Is Elizabeth entering? Gypsy? Trinket? 
