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browncoffee
10 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Can the cheeks on that icon turn red if spanked?


only if spanked by an experienced spanker with a masters in spanking
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that's a lollypop in my mouth, btw! and umm....butterflies flying about...


what flavour? this is important!
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I knew it!

Still, I'll expect an abject apology, young lady.


no apology offered. whatcha gonna do?
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Damn, that's pretty cold.

youth is wasted on the wrong people. ;)


i'm sorry. i'm most certainly not cold. thing is, i'm secretly obsessed with you and was trying to hide it. you know i have a thing for older guys. ECWC, remember?
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40 is in my rear view. But you still think I'm sexy.


ha. ha. ha. dream on, grandad.

The only sexy part of you is that story i helped you with.

you're welcome, btw.
Unfortunately i think it's only for poems. i read a story after a wonderful poetry run and had to wait to score it. i think the rule should be relaxed at least for older members like OR. Me? Well i may yet go on a crazy lowscoring spree. with a chainsaw.
if you're dressing up in a real nice dress for a dinner/work there should be NONE. otherwise, who gives a fuck? i'm wearing underwear. sue me.

and i got my first VS panties recently. they're so lovely. i don't even let my husband touch them. lol.
Well, i guess he'd have a good reason. So... yeah. I wouldn't mind. I'm not really hung up on birthdays and anniversaries and stuff. My parents never liked mothers/fathers day. Their motto was 'every day should be mothers day!' Which is true.
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As it happens, I have an idea for OUR story (although any of the patrons here are welcome to express interest). My idea is that you can write whatever you want, I'll make occasional supportive noises and then I'll put my name on it. I might get an RR; you'll get a warm, fuzzy feeling at helping a guy out.



I'll think about your most generous proposal once I've read your poem.
BTW it's a fucking travesty that you haven't got an RR yet. I hereby award The Snuggle Hitch with a BC (Brilliant Chronicle award)

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I'm glad you're feeling better Hannah. smile



Thanks, Laura! I think I'm almost back to normal. I guess you and Mike had fun with the empty storeroom.

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Hey Miss Coffee, glad you are feeling well enough to join us. Yes, I do hope to enter the Comp but as usual all I have is bits and pieces...it will come. More absinthe please...


Yay! Looking forward to it!

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I'm sure everyone will now purchase a drink to help celebrate Tawny's new moniker.



Purchase? I've never actually like PAID for anything here.

I'll take a Hannah. You know how I like it. On the house. Or on Mike's tab. (Whaaat? Verbal does it all the time!)
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Maybe...though it would definitely start a conflict over which he liked better: me or photography.


Lol - thanks for that!
Sorry, which word? Do you mean 'cunt'?

Also, this thread is depressing as hell. Maybe it ought to move house to the Think Tank.
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Hey Hannah, hope you're feeling better!



Thanks, Mike. I left work after lunch, then picked up my sister from college and coerced her into forty minutes of tennis. Hopefully I sweated the illness out. Just got left making dinner for seven people. Weirdly, I love cooking alone.

Am off to read Tonya's poem.

I'll have lemonade, please.
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I'm sorry Hannah. I hope you feel a bit better later and in case no one told you today, you're a beautiful lady.



Thanks, Tonya. I am a little better this afternoon. Must be all that orange Lucozade. I look forward to your poem.

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Morning barkeep, I think I need some absinthe, my muse seems to have abandoned me. Perhaps she's hiding in the storeroom.


Well, hey there, Lyfbuz. Just casually wondering if you'll be entering the poetry competition?

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BC, sorry about what sounds like a case of the galloping crud. Keep us posted so we can give thanks we're not suffering along with you. ;)

If Lyf hasn't finished off the Nyquil, a shot or two of that stuff might ease your suffering just a bit. What about the rest of you sicko's?



Never tried Nyquil but I'm happy to give anything a chance right now. Thanks, Bill.

Another updated list:

Milik_the_Red - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/when-shall-we-wake.aspx
Sprite - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/let-me-be-your-juliet.aspx
Gillianleeeza - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-two-faces.aspx
Verbal - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/beyond-1.aspx
MostPreciousLittle - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/invisible-ink.aspx
Burquette - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/its-never-just-a-fuck.aspx
RumpleForeskin - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/adieu-alan.aspx
VirgoGo - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/theater-of-war.aspx
Lauradj - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/if-you-really-see-eurydice.aspx
Oceanrunner - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/instruments-of-pain.aspx

Buz - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crucified-for-your-love.aspx
Lilly - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/consumed-by-passion.aspx

TonyaL - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/what-is-passion-1.aspx
THANK YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME. JUST. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE YOUR REACTION IF THIS WAS THE OTHER WAY ROUND? SO. FUCK YOU. AND I WILL ACT LIKE ITS FINE THOUGH I LOOKED AND FELT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT. AND I'M ILL TOO. FUCK YOU. I JUST HATE THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARD
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Thank you for the helpful reply smile


You are very welcome, Mr. Johnson.
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lol - you know me too well, already. been doing a collab with Dancing Doll for 4 years now. smile


Well, DD must be very patient. Unlike me. I expect 1,000 words a day.

No, I'm joking. i swear! DON'T. CHANGE. YOUR MIND!

Going to bed. night night.
Hey don't. get ahead of yourselves! It'll probably take forever if sprite even entertains my ludicrous. ides.
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for the record, i am not above co-writing with her, or anyone else. the only issue ever is that my method of writing tends to drive other people insane

)


Excellent, because I have an idea for OUR story.
I started writing in 3rd. Don't really know if it was any good. Now, I'm really not bothered, hardly even think about it. I lean more towards 1st but am comfortable with either.