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browncoffee
11 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by nicola
Can everyone stop messaging me and posting about this bug please! lol.



Huh. This is defined as a 'bug'. I think the first person who posted about it should get a Bug Slayer badge.

Or a shut-the-hell-up badge. Just putting it out there.

baaaadgessss...
Verbal, I insist you keep writing about this. I could read your thoughts and processes all day. x
i'll update the list on who's yet to enter etc whenever i can. i'm just so tired! i got an hour stolen from me yesterday!
with a heavy heart, i have submitted my competition entry poem. from this experience, i have learnt that stories are way more fun to write.

god help me.

on the bright side, i'm so glad that many of our regulars have entered.

i've linked all the 'in-crowd's' entries below for easy reading:

Milik_the_Red - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/when-shall-we-wake.aspx
Sprite - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/let-me-be-your-juliet.aspx
Gillianleeeza - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-two-faces.aspx
Verbal - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/beyond-1.aspx
MostPreciousLittle - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/invisible-ink.aspx
Burquette - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/its-never-just-a-fuck.aspx
RumpleForeskin - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/adieu-alan.aspx
VirgoGo - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/theater-of-war.aspx
Lauradj - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/if-you-really-see-eurydice.aspx
Oceanrunner - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/instruments-of-pain.aspx

I'm tired now. But thrilled on the RRR for Mike and I.

A Hannah, if you please.
Interesting. You seem pretty well-spoken. I'd love to read some of your stories. Just so you know, mine are mostly fiction; the scope is limitless!
Quote by Emerson501


So all of those drinks have been virgin Hannah's this whole time??


A Hannah is actually a virgin version of a Monaco which is two parts lager, lemonade and grenadine.

So I've been drinking lemonade, grenadine and club soda. Which is delicious. I still can't believe there's a drink named after me. I don't think I can ever leave this site... hey, wait. Bill, did you do this on purpose?

Virgo, Buz, I'm so glad you two are considering it. I really hope you'll enter!

Clocks went forward this morning. I'm off to find some breakfast. D'you know, no one has EVER given me breakfast in bed! Travesty, right?!
Updated list of competition entrants:

Already entered: Milik_the_Red, Gillianleeeza, sprite, Most PreciousLittle, Verbal
Hell yes I'm entering: BC (me), Lilly, Emerson501, TonyaL, sweetsinner, RumpleForeskin, apptobebad, HeraTeleia
Maybe: Lauradj, oceanrunner, seeker4, PhilU
No thank you: -

Yet to declare: BUZ, GoNE68
i hate when say a girl's introduced to a sex interest and it's like 'her panties were soaked'. i mean, she met him thirty seconds ago. did she fucking wet herself?
Quote by HeraTeleia


The benefit to saving your stories elsewhere? You can take a snippet here and there, run it through Google, and find out who has stolen your work (pro tip: EVERYONE). Then you can drive yourself quite mad with DMCA takedown requests. It's a hobby.


I should probably do this. Thanks, Jen.
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know

There is absolutely no excuse for writing in iambic pentameter, and it makes you sound like a pretentious asshole.


what's that - a sex toy?!

lol - no, great post. i really like this advice.
Quote by Emerson501

Hell yes. And evening drinks to follow. Just got some amazing news last night, so bubbly is on me all weekend. And since the popcorn is already free, I'll throw in a bunch of that as well. Cheers Rumptillians!


Champagne and popcorn? You'll tempt me to actually drink alcohol! What's the good news? Tell us, tell us! (Only if you want to!)
Quote by sprite


I was so not! umm.... in my dream you had a hat on... *crawls under the table and hides*


A fedora?

I think we'll have to make do with the popcorn, Margot. I should have some Skittles too.
Quote by Verbal

I will explain the chronology n the Shard-o-verse thread some day.


Oh, yes please! I love hearing authors talk about how they write!
Quote by MostPreciousLittle

It's too early for anything. Lol


lol - it's 12:04 here! time for lunch! love weekend lunches!
Quote by sprite
if anyone can explain to me why i'm awake right now i'll be their friend for life. or at least until i can fall back to sleep. i need to read 'best laid plans' i think. try to get to it this weekend... i mean, if Rumple thinks it's good... smile


you're up because you were dreaming of me naked and got too hot too sleep.
Quote by HeraTeleia
Ugh.

Have the day off (!) and am feeling super guilty about not entering something that vaguely resembles a poem into the contest, because it's being held in honour of DM/Alan. So I'm writing. Trying to channel Dylan Thomas and it's coming out more like an awful poetic version of Ulysses; incoherent, incomprehensible, and rambling. The only thing keeping me at it is the knowledge that I can kill it the second the contest is over.


Jen, thank you for making my Saturday! I'm so pleased you'll enter.

Quote by apptobebad


As for the poem, thank you Hannah!! (NOT!) I will be wokring on one this weekend. I wont guarantee it will be finished though. I'd love to read all yours that have already uploaded, but it will just intimidate me and put me off, so apologies, I will read them after I have uploaded mine.


YAY! Lulu, I love you!

Didn't manage any tennis this morning unfortunately.
Quote by Verbal


I hope you know my comments about cheerleading and Tracy Flick were joking (though that is a GREAT movie). You are a delight dear, and you must enter. You are not a Tracy, you are a Joelle (the good bits).

I am off to the airport this afternoon to fly into the arms of my True Love. I have read a smattering of entries, but the lion's share must wait for my return to be read.

Have fun everyone!


Oh, you're the best! Me, the PGOAT? Well. I try.

I hope you have the most delightful time ever this weekend. Just finished your Open trilogy and was astounded by the quality writing. I read People Who Bought This a short while ago and it's linked, isn't it? I love that.

Anyway. HAVE AN AWESOME TIME!
i've never felt the urge to kiss a woman or touch her sexually. but i can look at a woman and think, 'my god, she's fucking hot.' I do that all the time actually.
I adore Verbal. He's an excellent writer. Everybody should read him. Like, now. Go!
i'm unsure if it's appropriate to post this here but i heard it on the radio last night and it was so incredible. i've never been a huge Robbie fan but this song is lovely and uplifting. i haven't seen the video btw, so if it's terrible, don't blame me! hugs to you all!

Quote by Gillianleeeza


Hannah will be pleased. She is hard to say no to.



I am pleased but I just looked up Tracy Flick and feel embarrassed! I swear I'm nothing like her! Having said that, you can call me what you want because what the hell, everyone's entering and it's fucking awesome!

Laura, I'm in the same position. I'm actually very uneasy now, after all my 'cheerleading'. Half of me wants to not enter. How would you guys feel about that?

Updated list:

Already entered: Milik_the_Red, Gillianleeeza, sprite, Most PreciousLittle, Verbal
Hell yes I'm entering: BC (me), Lilly, Emerson501, TonyaL, sweetsinner, RumpleForeskin
Maybe: Lauradj, oceanrunner, seeker4, PhilU, oceanrunner
No thank you: -

Yet to declare: LULU, BUZ, JEN, GoNE68 (yeah, i'm throwing your name in too! hi, btw!)

And as for that story, The Best Laid Plans? I personally found it a great read. Whoever wrote it can WRITE. I'd give an RRR followed by a SSS (strawberry skittles shower). Yup. I'm back on the skittles. Judge away.

Tonya, I hope the funeral went okay. Sending big hugs to you.
Yay! Bill! I'm excited to see what you come up with. Margot, I hope you'll give it a go. A person with a lovely personality like you must have a lovely poem inside her! *hugs*
I'm pleased to update my list:

Already entered: Milik_the_Red, Gillianleeeza, sprite
Hell yes I'm entering: BC (me), Lilly, Emerson501, Verbal, TonyaL, sweetsinner
Maybe: Lauradj, oceanrunner, seeker4, PhilU
No thank you: -

Yet to declare: LULU, BUZ, MIKE, BILL, JEN, MARGOT.

Did I miss anyone? Get anything wrong? If anyone thinks they ought to be in the last category, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

It just occurred to me that I'm being kind of an asshole. But female. Esshole?