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browncoffee
1 hour ago
Straight Female, 31
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Quote by Lauradj
*wipes a tear from eye* Wow, uhm, okay, this is emotional. I'd like to thank the academy for this award. I'd like to thank my significant other, who makes me believe every day. (and gives me dick) I'd like to thank Nicola for making this possible, and Sprite, Curvy, first blush, Buz, and the rest of the mod fam. Oh and uhm, BrownCoffee and TangerineSky. I love you! Thank you.

So I'm available anytime for Nic to take my picture so it can go with my Employee of the Month plaque in Head Office. I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.


Lol!!! You deserve it! You're like a gift, seriously. Am honoured to call you my bfff lol. You're so perfect.
Quote by Katherine
That is incredibly sweet.


Quote by TangerineSky
You kind, benevolent soul, you.


Nooooo I'm a bad bitch, remember?!



Firstly, I would like to thank each and every person who voted on my story for the Notorious competition. I really truly appreciated every vote and so if I won I planned to gift one random reader a platinum membership.

So I didn't know the best way to pick a random person so first I numbered all the people who voted on my story, and then my (glamorous) assistant lyfbuz generated a random number so without further ado...drumroll...brass band... cheerleaders... it's number 113!!!

1FirstBlush
2WannabeWordsmith
3DarkSide
4Frank_Lee
5Ping
6pawneejoe
7tarnishedknight
8Jen
9tams_back_yay
10Miss_Tammy
11EroticaLover69
12JefferyB
13gettingolder
14ChuckEPoo
15TraceEkies
16Pelwrath
17Denim_Daisy10
18CuriousAnnie
19LYFBUZ
20Buz
21TangerineSky
22Green_Man
23naughtyannie
24SuccubusDreams
25Mustang67
26missluv2write
27zona1805
28Katiewest
29Saucymh
30ticx014
31amy221
32bad_mann_ers
33jaded_buddha
34pixie72
35Mysteria27
36deviantsusie
37edlyneham2
38Banes1
39Ebrit
40funguy1102
41Midnitexpres
42Katherine
43Verbal
44penman5248
45AndreaDetroit
46Bria_xoxo
47Road_Runner
48sprite
49fuzzy1954
50seeker4
51vanessa26
52farmerroger
53RumpleForeskin
54L8LastNight
55Jinx_Me
56slowflow
57PhilU
58AylaJ
59elizabethblack
60Stormdog
61hopp3r
62PalindromeRedux
63TonyaL
64RuNe
65elliotlacey31
66ChrisM
67Fluttered
68387iam
69Brick
70curious3045
71Strangerlyd
72SensuousCurves
73tnblue
74405ttw
75Kee
76NaughtyLG
77man_o_fire
78daddyo46
79melissa65
80Gallo
81antonioferrari
82Magnolia
83Simplicity
84sweetsinner
85mightyminer
86WhoCares621
87DaveA5225
88elude
89Master_Jonathan
90SpeedyC
91Dunkirk
92Cat_getsthecream
93NoLongerCurious
94biglou22
95Starkned
96SSean08
97CrystalsVoyur
98Mustang531
99Lumpaz69
100redandblue
101CyberwalkerX
102Roguehunter
103Trappa
104SirPatric
105Trashman
106Oscar73
107lilcrazy69
108PervyStoryteller
109Carlos2112
110el_henke
111Cum_Queen
112Dudealicious
113SinfulGeena
114Meagananne1986
115gdjohn52
116Hmm45
117MindsEye
118FeistyWolf1970
119The_reader94
120jj604200
121BeachExhibit
122anaussieman
123edfondue
124mclubine
125sweetjohn69
126dik727
127Vic
128tinkerbellcleo
129cekirst
130GregP
131race69
132Kbedell1763
133Lunafalls
134Dr_Feelgood
135longrider9
136pizzaman1226
137Bentlover
138Grail
1396699
140oldbill6389
141Markiemark2610
1421OGHMNW
143Nits01
144Gillianleeeza
145WellMadeMale
146LostWallFlower
147OOAA
148Al23p75
149jacobport
150Jane_Awsum
151ArdentFlame
152runonwords
153KenLukin
154Lilly
155moonkissed
156Upforit200891
157magic10fingers4
158sweet_as_candy
159hpldwg

Congratulations to SinfulGeena!! Your account should be updated soon.

Happy weekend everyone
Quote by penman5248


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Koffee and lemonade! Come on girl. It's a huge win. You have to celebrate in style and break out the bubbly! Lots of it.

And you do know "bad bitch" is a compliment, right?



Lol yes I know! ?

But ALCOHOL!?! On a THURSDAY?! Have you lost your mind?!
Congratulations to Tonya! And thank you to everyone who voted for me! Let's have a party!!
Does everyone hate me?? I've never been called a bad bitch before lol I kinda like it. Whorse not so much. I really really thought Vanessa had this one and sort of hoped she did. It was a lot of fun to participate and congratulations to everyone else who placed and entered. I intend to give a random one of my readers a platinum membership so watch this space!! And thank you to everyone who voted for me! I can't believe no-one 4 bombed me!! That was so nice! Thanks to ping and lyfbuz for all the banter lol and yeah okay Bill everyone can have one (1) köffee or lemönade on me. One!
Quote by Ping


There is no kindness in the fog of Lush competition war. ?

So, then... you’re saying all coffee looks the same? ? For shame. That’s caffeine-ism.

No, I don’t think my story has got a chance. This comp became a two-whorse (sorry, it was right there) race. The proverbial coffee creamer has risen to the top.

It will be interesting to see how the results are presented, and what ratio of metrics determines the victor, especially since both attention whorses are Victoria’s. ?

Well done, Ms. Coffee. Well done.





All I took from that was whorse. I've never been so offended in my life.
Quote by Saucymh
I've got legs. And Knees.

Sorry, trying to join in and promote myself *slinks away again*


I'm going to read yours tonight! I'm quite excited because I like jam. smile
Quote by LYFBUZ


If you're comparing those spindly yellow things to the sensual curves of browncoffee's delectable legs you should definitely be penalized votes.
Surely I am mistaken though, what kind of person would impugn on her great beauty?


only the lowest of the low

(btw, you're nice )
Quote by Ping



This means something, just not sure what... yet. Sleeping. Sugar cubes. Spoon. I'm certain it's something evil and representative of your above unkind remark.

Notice that there is no cream, which means, no brown coffee. Interesting...


FYI all coffee is technically brown and i wasn't being unkind! I complimented you!
Quote by sprite




I laughed way too hard at this. I cannot believe you two have written together! I'm so excited to see how many tentacles you've put in one story. biggrin
Quote by curvygalore


Hooray! Late to the party but glad for the pint! Cheers Susie! Storm Hanah (not to be confused with our lovely browncoffee) has made it feel like winter again today. Here's hoping tomorrow will be brighter, less wet and less windy. I'll get the next round in.


It was me, it was all me, I am the storm!! Beware!

I'm kinda glad there's other non-GOT people lol.

Quote by Ping


Coffee with cream and sugar. Is that what a browncoffee is? But isn't she sweet enough? Do I really need to add more sugar?

No Wait! You told people not to vote on my comp story, M.E.G.A. Not nice. I take that back. Give me sugar, lots of it.




I didn't mean it!!! It was just BANTER! Everyone vote for Ping! But vote for me first! smile

Very strong köffee, please.
Quote by LYFBUZ
Finally submitted my entry. I'm not happy with it. You should give me 5's anyway except for Hannah who owes me a 2. Good luck everyone!


I accidentally gave it a 5! Oh what a world! biggrin great piece, btw.
Quote by LYFBUZ
Morning everyone. I'd like a coffee please. Been slowly working my way through the Comp entries. Some good stuff! All this Game of Thrones talk, is that some kind of game of musical chairs here at Rumps?


Do you watch it? I don't. I feel like the only person on earth who doesn't. I'll have coffee with you! I mean, köffee. I bought some dessicated coconut today, anyone remember that lol?!
Quote by Verbal


Let's! We can celebrate my daughter passing her driving test (for a permit, not a license)!

I promise not to bitch about Amazon. Much.


Yay! Congratulations to your daughter! And bitch away lol (that autocorrected to butch and then birch ffs!)

Köffee köffee köffee köffee köffee.
Congratulations to Sunny!

Verbal, I'm sorry. Shall we have köffee together?

Hi to Susie and Sara and Ping and Alyx and Will and Ms. Curvy.
Is a totally awesome guy, just really friendly and kind and supportive. Also a great writer and also Amazon can die.
Quote by RumpleForeskin


Got a tech type situation. According to my email notification, the ever polite LucyyAnn left a kind comment on my contest story (see sig line). Thing is, it has yet to show up in the story's comments list. No biggie, honest. Just wondering if anyone has come across this before?

Now, who else needs, wants, craves a drink?



Hey Bill, I think for some reason or other Lucy Ann's account is no longer on lush so all comments she made have disappeared. I'm sorry.

Water, please.
Quote by LYFBUZ
I am discovering hoping is not enough, certain desires require BOLD action!


I am most INTRIGUED and also wondering where your competition entry is. smile