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Also, you'll get your Veteran badge at 10 years. I'm actually surprised... I thought you'd been here longer than me?!
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Nothing you have ever written has been boring! But I know the feeling you see something so clearly in your head but once you start writing it..it doesn't come out the same! Its frustrating! but I know you can do it!!
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Hey, Special K, it's been awhile! How are you?
Since it is cold and raining there too why don't we share a cup of hot köffêè?
It's raining and cold here too. I have a story idea in my head but alas if only I could automatically convert it into the wonderful written story I imagine instead of repetitive, bland boringness. 
Hope everyone is well and happy. Those muffins look hella fabby. 
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*wipes a tear from eye* Wow, uhm, okay, this is emotional. I'd like to thank the academy for this award. I'd like to thank my significant other, who makes me believe every day. (and gives me dick) I'd like to thank Nicola for making this possible, and Sprite, Curvy, first blush, Buz, and the rest of the mod fam. Oh and uhm, BrownCoffee and TangerineSky. I love you! Thank you.
So I'm available anytime for Nic to take my picture so it can go with my Employee of the Month plaque in Head Office. I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.
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That is incredibly sweet.
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You kind, benevolent soul, you.
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I intend to give a random one of my readers a platinum membership so watch this space!!
Your account should be updated soon. 
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Koffee and lemonade! Come on girl. It's a huge win. You have to celebrate in style and break out the bubbly! Lots of it.
And you do know "bad bitch" is a compliment, right?
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There is no kindness in the fog of Lush competition war. ?
So, then... you’re saying all coffee looks the same? ? For shame. That’s caffeine-ism.
No, I don’t think my story has got a chance. This comp became a two-whorse (sorry, it was right there) race. The proverbial coffee creamer has risen to the top.
It will be interesting to see how the results are presented, and what ratio of metrics determines the victor, especially since both attention whorses are Victoria’s. ?
Well done, Ms. Coffee. Well done.
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I've got legs. And Knees.
Sorry, trying to join in and promote myself *slinks away again*
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If you're comparing those spindly yellow things to the sensual curves of browncoffee's delectable legs you should definitely be penalized votes.
Surely I am mistaken though, what kind of person would impugn on her great beauty?
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This means something, just not sure what... yet. Sleeping. Sugar cubes. Spoon. I'm certain it's something evil and representative of your above unkind remark.
Notice that there is no cream, which means, no brown coffee. Interesting...
and i wasn't being unkind! I complimented you! Quote by sprite
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Hooray! Late to the party but glad for the pint! Cheers Susie!Storm Hanah (not to be confused with our lovely browncoffee) has made it feel like winter again today. Here's hoping tomorrow will be brighter, less wet and less windy. I'll get the next round in.
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Coffee with cream and sugar. Is that what a browncoffee is? But isn't she sweet enough? Do I really need to add more sugar?
No Wait! You told people not to vote on my comp story, M.E.G.A. Not nice. I take that back. Give me sugar, lots of it.
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Finally submitted my entry. I'm not happy with it. You should give me 5's anyway except for Hannah who owes me a 2. Good luck everyone!
great piece, btw. 
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Morning everyone. I'd like a coffee please. Been slowly working my way through the Comp entries. Some good stuff! All this Game of Thrones talk, is that some kind of game of musical chairs here at Rumps?
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Let's! We can celebrate my daughter passing her driving test (for a permit, not a license)!
I promise not to bitch about Amazon. Much.
