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browncoffee
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Quote by PhilU



I'll give the "Beaver's Breath" a go, if there's anyone to serve one up who's not busy being cleaned up, doing inventory or <insert any other euphemism here>...


How very dare you, sir! Just 'cause we're a hardworking bunch, you do NOT have to assume untoward happenings.

Where's Emerson? Is that him waiting for me in the storeroom?
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Quote by TanyaB


I'm thinking more and more that the best titles are those that just jump out at you. My working title is 'Doc1' so thanks to Microsoft Word for its creative input (not!).


Doc1 feels like it would be a great title under other circumstances! Like a story about an author who just can't come up with a title... hmm. Mind if I steal it?!
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I LOVE dirty talk, it's actually one of my biggest turn ons. It needs to grow with the mood though. Ideally I like for things to start off more sensual and romantic and turn more dirty and that includes the talking.

When I'm in that rough, dirty mood I love almost anything.

Slut, whore, fuck toy, etc. I love the word "my" in front of those. "My slut"... I enjoy the ownership.

I like combining the soft with the dirty like "my beautiful little fuck toy"

And I love using words like cock, pussy, dick, cunt. Telling me what you are and are going to do to me. "You like when your little cunt is full of my thick cock don't you princess." Kinda thing.


THIS. In the middle of a fuck, it just makes it even hotter.
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Sounds like a fun story! My titles are never great but i'd suggest you try going for something light-hearted, maybe with a double meaning. Like 'Bad Back'. God, that's awful! Idk, I wish I was better at this!
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Thank you Gil, Emerson and Ashlea for promoting my new story! And everyone who read it too! It was a weird one to write but I really like it... for now! When's Bill back! I miss him! Can I get a Hannah? And Verbal, i'm so enjoying IJ now. I just WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! Ashlea, if Fred and Daphne's story ever surfaces, it will be definitely all dedicated to you!
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Where are you in it? I realize that is not an easy question to answer. smile

I think one of the first moment that truly hooked me into the book was when the young woman at the psych ward says "I need Hope," and then like 3 pages later you realize Hope is slang for weed.

And Joelle van Dyne is my favorite female character in all of Western Lit (you may not have gotten to her yet).


I have read up to the phone call between Orin and Hal with the fucking counsellor (don't get me started on his hands!!!) and SOMETHING SMELLS DELICIOUS. Oh my god. I literally had to put the book down. I was thinking, what's wrong with being hungry, maybe he was gonna have a snack before he did the laundry and my god! I was so shocked but kind of amused. Idk. I probably sound like a fool to someone who's read the whole book but my thoughts so far;

- J.I. seems like he was really nice.
- I really want to know what Joelle looks like. I also adore her father. Did she die? I really can't tell.
- WTF is with this Lyle guy?
- I really like Mario.
- Please don't let Hal take that DMZ(?) shit. I feel so worried because of the opening scenes and I think he's gonna take it and lose his mind and that can't happen because he's so likeable.
- I don't like this weird CT/Avril thing.
- Someone dug up the cartridge, right? They must have. It's the same one the Arabs all watched, right? RIGHT?!

I extended my reading time to half past midnight yesterday. Well, today, technically.

Also, I find myself tempted to skip chunks of like describing all these Enfield buildings but I can't because I'm terrified I'll miss something central to the plot.

Also, I love that part with the video phone calls. That was so good. So funny. It's like when your mind keeps going on and being crazy and I can never capture that in writing but he did. I related to it more because I hate calls. (i only do them for work and it's just annoying and awkward. You can't wander around examining your fingernails.)

I bet you regret recommending it to me now! I'm being crazy about it!
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Quote by Emerson501


Hi Hannah . I fell asleep in the storeroom earlier. But never worry, I found my way back to the bar safe and sound and fully rested. I'm feeling a bit shaky on my grammar, though. Any chance you can be talked into another tutoring session? Ill grab a handful of drinks and get the ceiling mounted grammar swing put back up. You remember where I keep the key?


I hope you got enough rest. You're in for a long session.

I'm torn between writing projects at the moment. The amount of research I'm doing for my current solo work-in-progress is enormous. I'm also getting slowly dragged into Infinite Jest. I was up reading it 'til midnight!
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Chain smoking while listening to The Chainsmokers because wtf, i'm gonna die anyway! I'd also thank God for giving me a relatively painless death. And politely ask to go upstairs, not down.
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I'm being purposefully antisocial here; never seen Star Trek and genuinely don't see the appeal. Is William Shatner in it? I do like that guy. He's a hoot.

Did I forget Emerson somewhere?
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Hey, Ashlea! Don't worry; none of us are very witty!

Coffee, please. No, iced lemonade I think.
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I'll have popcorn and coffee, followed by Emerson's assistance to find a misplaced box of teabags in the storeroom. That is, if he's available.
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Yes.

Don't touch me there!

When you restrain me, it becomes YOUR responsibility to scratch my nose.

Fuck, yes.

Wow!

Uhhhh...
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Aren't I a fucking helpful poster? I'll recommend Mary Berry's baking book. I think it's like '100 bakes'? I don't remember the title. However, she's addicted to using both self-raising flour AND baking powder which can be catastrophic. But she's old and harmless and sweet so just follow her recipes, omitting all excess baking powder. How bad can they be?
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Love a good massage but my husband is far too impatient to ever make it erotic. It's either massage or sex. Some people...
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This one guy was just huge. Wouldn't fit inside me. Unfortunately wasn't carrying a tape measure (I'm not a seamstress) so I can't really say how big too big is. Trust me though, it was fucking huge. Like, my arm!?
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Surely eating cats is illegal.

I know... I know... but i couldn't resist! Shoot me now.
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This may surprise y'all but I genuinely prefer tea. But 'browntea' sounded gross. Not sure 'browncoffee' is much better but what the hell.
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Oh, and we'd better move fast if there's pizza out there with MP. Never thought i'd be telling you to hurry up but hey, first time for everything!
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Quote by Emerson501


Hannah, I thought you'd never ask. Last one there has to hold the clipboard. On three...1...2...(starts running)...3! Haha!


Hold the clipboard?! I think I'll need both hands free for this stock-check lark.
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