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Quote by Emerson501


Look at your mind in the gutter! Her APPETITE is insatiable. She knows I have the best popcorn in town and just can't get enough. You know I only have eyes for you!


I'll have you know I used to have a very clean mind before I met you. Why, oh why, do you never button your shirt up? You know I can't resist doing inventory with you when you look like that. Race you to the storeroom?

And Gil, I definitely missed you! Don't get me started on boys trying to clean; my oldest brother was a nightmare when we were growing up. SO glad I don't live with him anymore!
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Quote by Emerson501


Hi Hannah. I think I just heard the delivery truck pull up out back. Care to join me in the storeroom for a bit of restocking?


I'm afraid I'm busy.

Perhaps this principal has time on her hands. Certainly sounds like she's got nothing better to do.
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Sorry for leaving you alone, Mike. I was making dinner for seven people. They loved it but I get really insecure even when just one person doesn't want a second portion. Grr. Why aren't you EATING MORE? You don't like it DO YOU? *sobs*

Anyone seen Emerson?
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Please get your lover to give it a go and let us know how it felt please ? x


i think hilarity would kill the moment, unfortunately.
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I don't know how she can 'love' either of them without having been in a serious relationship. Sounds to me like she needs to flip a coin!
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Are you using two bookmarks - one for the book and one for the footnotes?


YES! I love that footnote about James Incandenza's films; first I was like 'WTF why is this so long?' but then all the little ideas were so interesting! Idk how relevant they are to the rest of the book but I loved the idea.
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Quote by Verbal


Just finished Hannah's Sugar stories. Don't know if there will be more or not. They're quite good. And there are no cigarettes in the third one, so my old habit did not come out to haunt me. smile


Thanks for reading, Verbal! I've managed to get past the first 100 pages of IJ and now I feel embarrassed at how amateur an author I am compared to DFW. Having said that, I'm so pleased you liked Sugar, and that you're not smoking. I'm really unsure of whether I'll write more on Robbie/Ally but we'll see.

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Emerson, you're wearing Hannah out! She hasn't taken a single peek at our collaboration all day. sheesh. some people.



Huge apologies, Mike! I've been back at work after two weeks off and snowed under by month-end payroll/VAT/appealing penalties. I'm actually at work right now - on a Sunday!

And Emerson has been taking up any spare time. Not that I mind. Have you SEEN that guy?!
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Quote by Emerson501



And speaking of thrilled - I'm over the moon about the idea of a Rumple collaboration! FYI - I tried to join Rumple and collaboration for a fun and quirky word but turns out it wasn't as original as I had hoped. Anywho, I'm a huge fan of Hannah's work but I haven't had a chance to read any of yours, Mr. Runner. I'll be remedying that this evening.

As for me, I'm trying to get back in front of the ole keyboard myself. I'll be checking back in occasionally for refills and a fresh breather of the lofty atmosphere that this place is famous for. I'll take a bucket of Bottom of the Barrel, bottles please barkeep, to lug back to the 'puter. I tend to drain them pretty quick when writing, so keep the rest of 'em cold.

Oh, if Hannah comes by, someone please let her know that I'll be upstairs writing and there's a key under one of the flower pots in the back.

Cheers and happy Friday!


Took me long enough to find that flowerpot!

I'm so glad you guys are excited about Mike and I (attempting) to write together. I already hate him. JOKING... joking! He's awesome!

Emerson and I will be very busy upstairs. Please don't disturb us. We're discussing... synonyms.

And Phil, I love that you're here! (This guy rocks!)
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I'm not sure I wanted to see that right before lunch.


i meant as in the junk version of waste. like he was doing a house clearance for her.
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Quote by Emerson501


(Whispers to Hannah) Psst! Stop walking like that...people might start to talk


E, if I COULD walk normally I would. Besides it's your fault, you and that monster... conversation. Made my... legs weak.

And Bill, let's not forget the Daily Mail is British!
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I've seen 'waist' as 'waste' far too many times!

i.e. he grabbed her waste... LOL!
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I'll have a Hannah. Anyone seen Emerson? I was hoping to continue yesterday's conversation. Bill, your post is very interesting. Is it honestly for real?!
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No. Once my car broke down and I so needed to pee, it was awful! I was in agony. When I finally got to a toilet, I was so relieved that I cried. So, no.
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I love having sex with a married man, but only when I'm his wife. I'd never fuck another woman's husband.
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Quote by Emerson501


I'd never have a Hannah and tell ?


I should hope not! Whew, that was fun. I'm hella thirsty now. No, not in THAT way. I'll take that drink now. Emerson's is on me. He's been very... helpful today.
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Quote by Emerson501
(Yells from the storeroom) I kinda have my hands full at the moment, Bill! I'll take you up on that drink later!


Mike, we're searching EVERYWHERE in here for your pocket protector but just can't find it. No, there's no need to come and help. I'll have a Hannah in... well, idk how long!
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yup. my husband accidentally played it at a huge party. it was six hours long and no-one could find the 'off' button. i was mortified.
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Quote by Emerson501


What timing. I was already planning to grab a few things back there. Let me just put this sock on the doorknob...


we promise not to be long, mike! five hours, tops.
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Quote by Emerson501




Its totally me. 100%. I had accidentally flexed too hard just before the photo, causing the top buttons on my shirt to rip. Definitely not Eric Rutherford.


you and i need to go into the storeroom. to talk about writing. writing, everyone! nothing else!
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Quote by Emerson501


I already blew my cover on not being cool. Total newbie facepalm moment when I realized. You know what I'm talking about ABG! ? Glad to see you here. First round's on me.


your love of popcorn automatically makes you cool. and i love your avatar btw. apologies if i'm clueless but who IS that guy?
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