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browncoffee
16 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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I'm always cool. Duh. Speaking of, anyone see my propeller beanie?


it's right by your double denim outfit (you left it here when you ducked into the storeroom with Laura)
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I'd tease dirty old men in public places with tantalizing glimpses of my tits and pussy, and then run away leaving them all hot and horny and unsatisfied. Oh, I'm an evil bastard.


you're fucking hilarious!
my school-friend told me while we were going to swimming lessons on the school bus. i was so stunned. i could not imagine my parents doing it. still can't. don't really want to. CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!! ah, chainsmokers. i'll live.
Emerson, if the price was a little lower I'd be tempted!

OMG, avrgblkgrl's here. Act cool, guys. sheesh!
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Yes, and long may it continue to be so!


but girls having to wear ties?!
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PS. Didn't answer the poll because there's no middle ground. Neither of those extremes fits my response.


i do apologise.
The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This (i agree with the yt comment that the drop is just like their collab with Rozes but who gives a damn!?)
I'm anxious about Bill maybe being away. You guys better not accidentally burn the joint down. Oooh, popcorn!
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As Barney Stinson would say, it's legen....dary.




high-pitched 'awesome' too, i'd say.
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That's without charts or graphs or Punnett squares but I think it counts as 'widdom' and I'm definitely edumacated.


B, it's olde english, apparently. Told ya I was british, not english!
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Thank you for this. I never know. Are you British or English, or do you care? Can I call you European or is that just for the continent? Is my ignorance offensive or is it just obvious I'm American?



for what it's worth, i'm technically english but prefer to be called british. the word 'english' sounds so... old. and downton-abbey like.
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Thank you. There is an agenda behind the qurstion and iit is not racist or interfering. I was asking a biological question looking to see if anyone had the knowledge, education or experience to give a biological expanation. Instead I get a volley of abuse and neo-phillosophies that has been rammed into a genration that has been programmed to bight without reason or widdom!


hey, relax. you're anonymous so why wouldn't you just give us the full story?

i guess the 'agenda' is trying to figure out if a man will realize whether or not a kid is his?
this insurance company has had tv ads for years now (probably ten years?) and the earlier ones had the tune a lot catchier which was why it made sense to me. I also remember singing along and saying to my mother 'isn't it great?' and she was unimpressed. the advert still makes me laugh 'cause the bird has such a boring voice! idk, we were a bunch of telly addicts in my house!
probably. but who cares? the kid will most likely have some features that are 'black' even though their skin tone may be white. why is this a conundrum?
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*refriends you* then what will i read???? that's just cruel. *sniffles and crawls back inside my box*


don't cry. your box is so pretty.