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browncoffee
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Quote by kiera
What picture? Are you concerned about showing us too? No need to be concerned, us girls all have boobies, some less than others we see them every day.

I don't understand what the problem is? You don't seem to have a problem with the surgeon seeing and operating on your GF's tits but you don't want to show him a pic of some random woman's tits?


EXACTLY!
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Quote by Lauradj


I hated having P.E in the winter because we would have to get changed into our stockings, the kilt like skirt, heavy shirt that's tucked in with the top button done up, tie the ties and put the blazer on, all in five minutes or less to get to the next class. I hated it.


okay, we must have gone to the same breed of school! winter PE was the worst! my fingers would be so cold, i couldn't do up my shirt buttons and then i'd get detention for being late to my next class. fucking school. fucking hated it!
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i'm a virgo, i like light bdsm. i don't think a woman's sexual preferences have anything to do with her star sign. i think you ARE depressed but hey, please don't be. not all women want a guy who'll tie them up and even if they do, love comes before that. there are a lot of women in the world. your ex may have been lovely but there ARE other lovely women. you have to meet them. stop feeling sorry for yourself, go to a coffee shop and talk to them. go to a club. go to the park! don't worry that they'll be like your mother. people are HUGELY different. if your ex has moved on, let her go. it's not the end of the world. you are a great looking guy. get out there! stop worrying about star signs and rejection. sure, someone saying 'no' will hurt a little but brush it off. you'll be fine. you just have to have confidence in yourself and know what YOU want. doesn't matter what your potential partner wants. it's about YOU. no more video games, no more internet stalking - go out and put yourself out there. you have NOTHING to lose. (unless you're rich and some pretty congirl does you over)
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show him the picture. he's definitely seen tits before, chill out. i'd be more worried about him seeing your gf's real boobies rather than a pic of some stranger's.
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Quote by Lauradj
I learned how to tie a tie when I was thirteen, as it was a part of my High School's winter uniform. I went to a very strict all girls' school you see, and we had to have our neck ties tied a certain way, or the Deputy Principal would come past and undo the ties and demand we do them properly. It was the same with the hems of our skirts. If they were 'too short' the Deputy Principal would slash them so they were the 'proper' length.


same, only i learned at 11 and it was a mixed high-school. both boys and girls had to wear ties. wtf? you had to have them tied properly,, have your shirt tucked in and have your top shirt button done up. it was ridiculous. then again, i think most secondary school students in the uk have to wear ties. only our school was extra strict. you know the type of school that NEVER gives a snow day? yup.
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Quote by Simmerdownchick


I thought the La La Land producer, Jordan Horowitz handled it very badly, the way he snapped the card from Warren Beatty's hands. Jimmy Kimmel was about to take it, and if you watch him, he's saying "wha?"



yeah, he snatched it very improperly. seemed nasty. i now love viola davis!
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I love Emerson's idea for the popcorn machine.

This place is so busy! Well, we do have two celebrities in our midst.

Hey there, Sharon! Good luck with the studying! And hey, SDC! Love your avatar btw,

And thanks for the drink, Seeker!

A Hannah, please.
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Quote by sprite


now, when i hear that whistle blowing, i just hang my head and cry...


and so you should, cause i'm eating in a fancy dining car, drinking brown coffee and smoking big cigars.
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Quote by blazestcyr
zero for this

there are bro/sister codes that last after it is over

period

family/buddies are WAY more worth it tha a fuck



Amen, sister. There's more to life than sex, y'all.
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Quote by sprite


no, but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die once smile


and after your mama told you to always be good and never play with guns.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Never heard of him! ...okay, he's never heard of me! But what a good call for first recipient! Sadly, I've never shown up on his radar, (this is what comes of never entering drinking establishments!) but he's clearly made a big impact on Lush, so CONGRATULATIONS, Rump!


I'm often in the bar but never drinking! Except today, of course!
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Quote by sprite


do you have fancy drinks here? is there a ladies night? it needs more ferns. and kareoke. btw, that quote was from OR, so yeah, you would agree with it. there were others, but that was the best of them. do you need a singer? i have a guitar, i can sing folk songs!


can you sing Johnny Cash?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin


So what'll y'all have to drink?



freakin' champagne, please! did you read the post before yours?!
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I'm ashamed to have not nominated Bill. Truth be told, if it wasn't for him, I would have probably run away from the site. He invited me to his bar which is the best place to hang out and he trusted me to edit his story and he's so funny and he named a fucking drink after me and I love him to the sky and back and god, what a guy! Such a good, decent guy and a great writer too. CONGRATULATIONS to a top, top guy!
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Quote by PhilU


Hey, I like the bedroom. Any time you want me there...oh, and I wouldn't even mind you calling me "awesome" there
I'm torn as to whether to point people towards the thread announcing the current competition, or just allow them to get entirely the wrong idea...


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Quote by PhilU


What the? Probably the other (two, so far) stories are not as good, but then I didn't think the comp piece was all that good either, so what would I know?

Bit embarrassed to have my name mentioned amongst the others on this thread...but trying to get better at receiving compliments, so...

Thanks so much for the kind words, sprite (and browncoffee too)!



now i feel selfish for forcing you to stay in the bedroom. write more, write more! you're actually awesome.
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i have to agree about avrgblkgrl and especially 'Un-Fuck You'. The title was the reason I read it and the poem was brilliant. It just grabbed my attention!
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Quote by Simmerdownchick


Yikes, not the yellow card! At least it's not the ever dreaded red card...Although I probably deserved it


i'm on a yellow too!
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Emma Stone! Emma Stone! Her hotness has increased drastically since the release of La La Land.
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