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browncoffee
20 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Anyone who hasn't read VG's piece should get to it. I've had such a long weekend. So glad I'm off work 'til Friday!
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Psst, Phil! (crunch crunch ) This is starting to spiral on us. I'm going to toss out a copy of ABG's Out of Control and see if things start back in the right direction. (crunch crunch )


dude, that emoji has your name all over it!
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I just read PhilU's comp piece and was very impressed. hopefully the rest of his stories are as good, cause really, made me want to read more. smile


same. I was very impressed. (and jealous)
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Adding puddleduck and MadMartigan to my list of favorites. My god, can they write. Damn.


I second this.
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When I lived with my parents, hell yes, I was quiet.

Now I've got my own place? Phht, hell no. If I need to scream, and I do fairly frequently, I will!


This. But I don't scream. Screaming can be misconstrued.
Sorry if i'm missing something but when a reply is made to a comment I left on a story, I get notified both on my timeline and via a pm. Is there a way to turn either of these off?
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I really should should hire you to pimp my stuff out to the masses. You gots da street cred I lack.


Well, I qualify as the masses and it was only 'cause of Rachel that I found out your entry was up! Pay the girl! Incredible writing btw. I loved it and EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT! The ending was so nuts. Fuck.
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Have you seen Nigella's face??? She is GORGEOUS.

How are we all today? Drinks are on me, so order away, people. I'm hoping if I get Mike drunk enough, he'll do that pole dance for me. Tee hee.


Yep, she's def. gorgeous but I think i'd feel a little intimidated by her!

Anyway, MP's decision is final so Posh it is. You can still be Sporty, Laura. smile

I'm glad the ankle doesn't need surgery Jen! But sorry about the lovely cat and your 'friend'. Sending out virtual hugs!
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


are you trying to insinuate that your (admittedly) well-written stories cause me to get WET? I would love to confirm this but must wait for your comp entry.
ketchup. as a kid, i was fine but now... ugh. plastic bottles, the sound they make, the amount of sugar. bleurgh.
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Sporty Spice is the hot one, and I am prepared to argue with you on this one. I've seen her on 8 out of 10 cats also but I still love her. If I were gay, Sporty Spice and Nigella Lawson would be at the top of my 'to-do' list.


Hmm. Interesting. I don't know! I can't like her since 8/10 cats! What about Geri? Or Emma? And isn't Nigella a little old?! I'd go Scarlett Johannson.