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browncoffee
23 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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And which Spice Girl do we think MP is? I'm gonna go with Victoria Beckham. Mel C would've been my first choice but I saw her on 8 out of 10 cats and she wasn't a hit with me.

Coffee, please. I had the worst cake of my life last night.

Oh, and congrats to the awesome Buz on his new award. 100% deserved! Top guy!
Quote by Verbal


BC - Someone once suggested my rank be Infinite Jester.


That's so weird because I actually thought of that and then figured i should probably read and determine my opinion on the book first. It does seem like a pretty cool rank but idk how suitable! I do like your current one though! Now I'm wondering what your voice sounds like... got any audio stories?
Buz has been a total gentleman since I joined. He's been so interested in me and my writing and so open about himself. He really is a dream. His wife is one lucky woman!
Hmm. Great suggestions, barring 'stumpy' of course!

I'll have a think. And Laura, apology accepted! Sounds like you had a great time!

Coffee, please.
A Hannah, please. I have unexpectedly become a 'Gold' member and am now taking suggestions for a forum rank. Any ideas? I'm stumped.
so if it was a comp. where you specifically HAD to have a co-author, I expect the prize would be split 50/50 so each party would have to be satisfied by their co-writer's contribution before entering a piece. I presume entries in the 'Masturbation' category would be disallowed *dab*
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Why not make competitions truly open - including co-authors? Because two people collaborate, that doesn’t make it twice as good. I’m confident there would be individual stories of a higher standard than collaborations in any contest. Surely, the idea behind a Lush contest is for the best entry to win (in the judges opinion) - without concerns for how it was compiled. There would be no issue with an “honour system” if it was open. EVERYONE would know where they stood and they could decide whether to enter or not - as members do now.

Just asking the question.


this could be for one specific comp, i feel.
i did. at 19. i'm not a loser and i wouldn't change a thing. people fuck too early these days. *shakes head*
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My original post, was a bit of a kneejerk reaction to the issue which has arisen.

I'm still giving this some thought, but looking at the feedback, we may need to relax these rules somewhat. I take the opinions of our regulars very seriously, and am open-minded and flexible in my approach to how the site is run. It's a community, not a dictatorship (!).

The whole point of mentioning it, is that some people are getting a lot of editorial assistance. And making it obviously known. So much so, that the stories are essentially, partly co-written.

Is that fair to a newcomer to the site, who doesn't have any support network, and is flying totally solo?

We want stories to be primarily, the efforts of individuals.

I don't personally see much harm in asking someone to proofread a story, or them pointing out the grammatical errors. Particularly if you're dyslexic, or weak technically. None of us are perfect, and another set of eyes often helps.

It's the heavy editing and co-writing which has become an issue.

So, would we all be happier, if the rules were altered, so that proofing and light editing are ok, but anything more involved, shouldn't be allowed?

At the end of the day, it's an honour system, and totally unpoliceable. The message we're trying to get across, is that we want submissions, to be as close to your own work, as possible.

Feedback welcome.


nicola, you're kinder than you need to be but this makes sense. proofreading/small mistake fixing seems acceptable. while people may say stopping heavy editing is unenforceable, so is getting a third party to totally write your entry. we have to have an element of trust and believe people will adhere to the rules.
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Me too, actually with the tetchy thing. I think BC was talking about the thread in general. I say that because I like her and don't think she'd pick on you. ;)


this is correct. i was talking about the thread, not you MsTrib. i like you!
thanks, Bill! Earl Grey will have to do, though I did have my heart set on Yorkshire Tea. *eyes the store room door*

here's the link to the DFW bio.

http://writersalmanac.org/note/feb-21-birthday-david-foster-wallace/

can i have a splash of (fresh) milk in my tea? hope i'm not being demanding.

the spoon goes to the highest bidder. do i hear twenty bucks? all proceeds go to the BC Foundation for Flailing Writers. twenty bucks? anyone?
dear me. this has turned nasty. perhaps i'll be the only entrant in the future. will this mean i get all three prizes?
1. I love Scrabble but cannot play with my way-too-competitive brother.
2. I write story ideas/titles on scraps of paper which clutter up my bag/pockets.
3. I'm an excellent cook and I LOVE cleaning.
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I see some girls with eyebrows and I just want to walk up to them and say:

Give me that eyebrow template--all of them, the badly chosen brow powder kit, that too dark liner and the brow wax! Give it to me now!!!
And never, never, never view another YouTube tutorial on makeup and think you've perfected it again.
Oh! Come back here. I want that damn chalky concealer too.

Now, go wash your face.


YES. YES!
okay i have to say a few things.

mustang, littleduchess, hi and great to have you around.

everyone should read gil's story about the cocktail umbrellas. that woman's a damn genius. and gil, don't worry about giving me credit because tbh, it all came down to your own idea, really. i'm so glad the story made it out.

i also must recommend one of the comp entries which i found to be quite memorable. here's the link.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/her-new-role.aspx

sorry for your bad news, buz. though sports illustrated swimsuit must provide some small comfort. is gigi hadid in there?

verbal i'm sorry you didn't get to spend more time with that special person. if it's any consolation, you're a true gent and your last message made me really happy. now i have to quit my job! lol. maybe. small steps.

jen, i hope the ankle's better.

mike, laura, GET OUTTA THE STORE ROOM. my teabags are in there.

tea, please. i'm slowly reading Infinite Jest.
I'm not a guy but I doubt cheating would be worth it to anyone unless it was some super-organised stalker/thriller/psycho way of getting out of a relationship.
there's no specific point. often i've had enough but my husband can give me more. i guess it's just when you tell him that enough is fucking enough.
whew i sure am glad i didn't use an editor. or take up MM's offer of a plot. muhahahaha.
lovely. yes. this is really making me think about whether i'm self-centred or not!
okay, apparently stories don't give people orgasms. please delete this thread before i die of shame.
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I rarely have anyone look at anything I write beforehand because I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't have a dog in this fight as I don't have a contest entry nor will I.


i feel betrayed. i was led to believe you would enter.
i would much rather sunbathe. the jump has put me off skiing for life!

Would you rather paint a picture or buy a picture?