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browncoffee
3 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by RumpleForeskin
This will be my one and only contest story pimp -- probably. I mean to say, after going to the trial, not to mention tribulation, of adding a link to the poor thing in my sig line, a pimp just naturally seemed in order for...

Of Schemes and Things
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-of-schemes-and-things-.aspx
tags: competition,notorious,historical1970,girltalk,sextalk,redtoenails,cigarettes

one-liner: "A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. And just between you and me, some say it's kind of fun."

Now, that wasn't too bad -- was it?

Sara, sorry I am about your rough day. Here's a quart Mason jar filled to the brim with ice and sweet tea. Enjoy.

Anybody else need a drink?



Oh so excited to read your entry, Bill! smile

Sara, I hope your day improves.
I can't believe this is such a big thing lol. I always thought it was just verbal and sprite being weird lol
Hi Bill. I would LOVE sparkling water, if you please. Back to work tomorrow but it's been amazingly sunny for the last four days, I've gone four and a half shades darker lol.
Please keep personal drama/arguments/accusations out of the forum because it makes everyone else UNCOMFORTABLE and derails threads.
I love getting tan lines lol so I know I've been getting vitamin D. Usually get them on my legs and then if I wear a shorter skirt or shorts, I end up like a colour palette paint thing you get in DIY stores lol.
My school friend on the coach as we returned from swimming class lol. I was like WHAT!! MIND BLOWN.
Ooh can I join the tea party?? But I ought to have iced tea, it is so hot and beautiful today. Thanks for the story link, Susie, will definitely check it out. smile
Quote by Beffer
Try a new story in a different category just to stretch your writing muscles, then come back for sequels to the other two.


I agree entirely. Often with sequels, you don't get so many readers either so it's a bit of a downer. Try something brand new and different.
Quote by vanessa26
I keep thinking I'm all caught up reading all the comp entries then more appear ..lol
excellent story Hannah!!! ( Also I am now terrified of even eating a banana...thank you! lol )

I hope everyone is having a wonderful day!!

coffee please


Lol eating a banana is fine, as long as you take small bites. biggrin I'm so glad you liked the story, yours was just fantastic. smile I'm enjoying reading all of the entries.

Tea, please.
Quote by seeker4


There's a spammer loose on the forum, and I'm not talking about someone handing free luncheon meat. I've duly filed reports.




Thank you for this. Have dealt with it. So annoying. Thank you also for the most kind comment on my story. smile

It's so hot! Iced lemonade, please.
Quote by Jen


Already taken. See the list on page 1


She's gonna flip any minute now lol
Quote by Verbal
I hit the ground running this morning and didn't even stop in for my morning kôffee. Any donuts left?

Sorry I missed that cat fight between sprite and Hannah. Meow.

I'll have a beer. Make it a beer and a shot.




I think it was quite a tame fight lol.

Köffee please.
Quote by LYFBUZ


Wish you'd say that to me. * sigh *


If you entered the contest I would! Thank you for the wine. I think the guy in my story while not entirely nice, could easily be Canadian. smile
Quote by Ping


I’m still analog and have a dial-up connection. My archaic connection is my firewall. ?


Santa is coming to visit. biggrin
Quote by Ping


People!

Watch your stories. We knew she was a bad girl, but Hannah, SMH, somehow got a hold of Roger’s phone and deleted his story. She is ruthless. [bh]

Anyone gunna catch Mysteria and her 137 votes? (rofl)


You're next smile
Quote by sprite


only if you bring it on hands and knees while naked. and let me use you as a footstool.


How about I bring it fully clothed and also buy a footstool to match your throne? Final offer.
Quote by sprite


*pulls a collar and leash from my bag* you can start by getting naked and putting this on, pet.


I'm afraid I'm taken. I could fetch you a drink though...?
Quote by Green_Man


I'm so confused. Who and how many people are you married to now, Hannah?


Okay...uh... there's definitely less than five. It's really not important anyway. Could I buy you a drink? smile