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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Guys, just dropping in to say I started a birthday thread for rainbow Jen which has had a pitiful amount of attention thanks to the uber popular master Jonathon. Please drop over there and send the awes omen gal your best. x
I KNOW IT'S TOMORROW BUT I ALSO KNOW I'LL FORGET SO I'M SAYING IT WHILE I CAN!

HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL DAY!





dropping in for a Hannah and to thank all the 'in crowd' for being so kind about my writing. smile
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Now the last question, what if she doesn’t come clean?


how can she not come clean? if the guy's admitted, why haven't you told her this? if you're so hellbent on having her admit, why not invite him over and you can all have a happy discussion. who knows, he might even bring HIS wife and then you can have a wonderful time.

and stop with the cell phone records. what are you, the CIA?

F. F. S.
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I want to fuck an Australian, he has an 8 pack that I can lick. We fuck in a jacuzzi, his naughty words in my ear with his sexy accent drive me crazy with lust. In my fantasy, I have boobs, not massive ones but more than I have now, which is none

His cock is almost 12" long and he knows how to use it. After he has given me more orgasms than I can count we eat cake (chocolate cake and lot's of it) and I don't get fat. Then he will tell me how much better at Cricket us Brits are than them and we will snuggle up and watch Game of Thrones.


you're awesome.
not into girls but i don't think it's sexy. i'd be morified if i was walking around like that.
that i live in a house near the beach, some days it's hot, some days it's stormy. i write all the time. i eat ice-cream 24/7 and never get fat. i don't work out but still have abs. and while i'm not writing, i'm having crazy sex with my husband.
Quote by 69Kisses96
What woman wouldn't enjoy having her tits?


i can safely say i enjoy the existence of mine.
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After reading her submission today, I have to say browncoffee. I'd bet money on that being a top contender for the contest. On a related topic, it's not cool to give someone a hard-on while at work, brown. Not cool at all.G4VHW1ATq82EalV5


I do apologise. I should stick a warning label to my stories reading: ONLY READ IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE HARD-ONS ARE ACCEPTABLE.

Having said that, I am eternally thrilled that my story affected you in such a way. That's the goal, right?!
Thanks everyone for being so supportive about the story! This is my favourite place to hang out. Ever.
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Do you prefer to write in the mornings? Evenings? Whenever?


Usually during the day but I get most of my ideas while lying in bed at night.

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Do you need to feel inspired to write, or are you more disciplined, writing so much every day (or week or whatever).


I have to feel inspired. I CAN force myself to write when I'm not feeling it but I don't like doing it. I write so much better when I'm inspired and excited about a story idea.

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Do you prefer to work in solitude, or around other people (e.g. in a coffee shop)?


Solitude! I don't want no motherfucker looking over my shoulder.

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Do you like music playing, or total silence?


Music while writing, silence while editing.

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Do you have any particular writing rituals that help to get you in the right mood/mindset?


No. I do like a constant supply of tea though so my writing is usually interrupted every half hour while I go put the kettle on.

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Do you have a specific place you like to write in.


Nah.

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Do you prefer to write by pen and paper, word processor, typewriter, chisel and stone tablet?


I have written by pen and paper but 99% of the time I use Word.
I love Irish and Scotish accents. A good, warm Australian one is nice but Irish... whew!
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Send a PM to Nicola with a polite request and she will make the change for you.


what if you're not polite?
Bill, I'll stretch to a black coffee. Baby steps, right?

My excellent counting has come up with the following results.

Security: 4 (Bill, Jen, Jeff, Lilly)
Shadows: 2 (MPL, seeker)

Thanks for the input, guys. I'm so terrified of the reaction to the story. It's not an especially dodgy piece but I have 'interpreted' the theme/picture in a very outta the box kinda way. I'm actually very anxious. Half of me thinks the mods will be like, 'Are you fucking kidding? You can't enter with this!' But TECHNICALLY it fits the brief. So... wtf. I'm doing a final edit and then releasing it into the wild.

Black coffee on the rocks, please.
I'll have an OJ on the rocks, please.

Quick question; which title do y'all prefer: 'Shadows', or 'Security'? I know it's silly to ask without you knowing the story but still.
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Hannah, I still want to do a collaboration, but since "I want to do a collaboration" is all my brain can muster right now, it's on the back burner. On a different stovetop. In a different house.


Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the backburner
You know you got to help me out

Sorry, couldn't resist. I heart The Killers!

No rush, Jen. I'm still working on a lot of stuff so we'll get to it when we get to it... eventually.

My competition story is too long (4,000 words so far and no sex) but I can't cut any of the awesomeness out of it. I needs help! Strong coffee, please!
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So, let me get this straight. You have had extramarital sex and been caught. Through snooping on your wife, you have discovered that she has a male friend. You are an addict. You are not sold on monogamy. You are jealous and possessive. My analysis? She deserves better. Tell her that you are through being the anchor around her neck. Wish her luck.


This.

Honestly, you're not selling yourself well here. If this is all true, you kinda sound like an asshole.

You're suspicious for (in my opinion) no good reason. You're spying on her! How would you feel if it turns out to be (probably is) an innocent, platonic friendship?