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Secretukagent works at a Starbucks in Monterey and owes me $1,000 for weed he stole from me when I dropped my bag in the store.
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browncoffee
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Autumn eased into October like a well-acquainted lover. (A throwaway line, yet unused.)
Fuck, that's excellent!
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Off the top of my head: Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson
DUDE! How can you say that?!
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Quote by sprite
*jaw drop* i... you... that's... i just... wow... umm... you're wrong. that is all.
Ahem
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'll have Hannah to celebrate, sorry A Hannah. It sounds like my kind of drink.
I love it! For highly biased reasons. Just to confirm, we're talking lemonade, grenadine and... club soda? Sounds perfect! Anyone ordering a Hannah in the next 24 hours gets it free. On me. As in I'll pay. It doesn't get served ON me or anything. Jeez.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Aw shucks, Ms BC, whatever I did, it weren't nuttin'...but feel free to keep on hugging. BTW, you want one of your new, 'Hannah's' to celebrat?
ooh, yes please!
very sorry to hear about Sonja, Jen. sounds like she at least spent her too-short life being lovely which is kinda impressive these days. thinking of you.
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Quote by Burquette
I would come in here more often, but I'm intimidated by the names of the drinks.
Could $50 settle everyone's bar tab? If so, I'm donating to Rumple as a celebration for 700 pages of delight.
yay! congrats on doing so well btw!
and i'm so thrilled to have a drink named after me! it is, right? there's no other hannah's around here?
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BTW, my entry in the 'Holiday Hijinks' competition came eighth! Yes, EIGHTH! Out of... 59! (I counted!)
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Quote by Rick_Valley
I never understood why people think that Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts are attractive.
I agree that SJP is not attractive but Julia Roberts has a lovely smile.
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Quote by Buz
And Naughty Annie and Burquette – Congratulations on rounding out the Top Three Prize Spots. Awesome stories! Hit me up for a congratulatory hot oil massage. haha
whaaaat? only for the top three?
And in my joy, I forgot to say congrats to everyone else who placed, especially Rachel who totally, totally deserved it and is (high pitched) awesome!
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Quote by oceanrunner
Well, they're up now. I think Hannah is buying! The honorable mention prize doubles as cash in this joint, right?
Ha, you wish! Though I am so happy to have placed that I brought you all some cake! Hope there's something for everyone.
Big congrats to Ms. Burquette too, the talented so-and-so.
And Bill gets first pick for being so awesome.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Thanks for this, Mike. I submitted my three "facts". I found the two lies much more difficult to come up with than the actual truth one. The trick being, of course, that the two lies have to be entirely plausible, as or more plausible than the actual truth "fact".
No problemo, Bill.
lol. Thanks, Jen! I hope the quiz comes out soon.I'm so anxious for these competition results. I KNOW I won't have won or anything but what the hell! Please crush the 0.001% of my mad brain that thinks I could have!
Might need a good, strong drink. Any suggestions?
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Any Z Quill lying around? I could spike it with something to make sleep show up more quickly. No such luck I'm sure, but if you have any of those veggies still around, keep them to yourself. Now fruit I'd take and it's fun to drown in drinks.
I agree! Fruit is far more preferable in a drink. Hope you slept well, Gil, and thank you kindly for reading me.
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Quote by oceanrunner
How's everyone doing tonight?
Am off to bed, it's past midnight. Easy on the beer. And I look forward to the story!
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if anyone can conjure up two lies and a truth (truth's more difficult somehow!) PLEASE message KatieElizabeth. I so want her quiz idea to come to fruition!
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst48650_I-need-your-outrageous-lies-to-run-a-quiz.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst48650_I-need-your-outrageous-lies-to-run-a-quiz.aspx
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please hold and you will be connected to the next available advisor *jaunty tune*
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Meanwhile, any takers for a mug of 'Beaver Breath Brandy' enhanced with a double-shot of coffee?
Is it possible to just have the double shot of coffee?
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Quote by oceanrunner
Umm I'll take the broccoli please.
Uh... charming! Is this any better?
Or this?
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i like seeing what the women wear. if the person who wins is funny, then i like hearing them speak.