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No beer for me? I actually did have my vegetables w dinner tonight. Two servings. Please may I have a beer? Or is your last name "Volstead," Hannah? (Might as well be Voldemort if I can't have my beer).

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Now that the boys are out of the house and safely at school, I have a day packed full of...nothing. Nothing but wondering when the bloody competition results will be posted--not because I think I'll place or even make the "honourable mention" list, but because I make my own list of how I think it's going to turn out and...well, I like to be proven right.

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Is there anyway to remove when people have added our stories to their queue.

It's not anything I need to know.

Hope you consider.

Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo

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Top of the afternoon, Hannah. Who, me, discerning? Perish the thought.

So youse wants a 'mocktail'? Well, there's the old, reliable 'Shirley Temple'. Of course, there are those hard-nosed folks who argue that all the mixed-drinks served here are mockery's of self-respecting cocktails.

Being as how you are now a die-hard fan of US college football, no doubt you were up in the middle of the night watching the championship game. Just in case you nodded off before it ended(around 5:00 am your time), Alabama, the undefeated and defending national champ lost by four-points to, Clemson, the team they beat by four-points in last year's title match. In all seriousness, it was one helluva game.

So what do you want to drink?

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As proof positive the age of miracles has not passed, I actually got a couple 'friend requests'. I accepted, of course, but if that isn't what the 'puter tells you, please let me know. Between my computer illiteracy and my 'reader' not always getting along with the Lush software, strange things can, and do, happen.

What'll the rest of y'all have to drink?

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My brow style follows Candice Swanepoel.

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I want that damn badge. Come sit next to me, H., and let's knock out whatever it is...three? Three stories? Okay. Three stories. I'm still in.

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There need to be at least three collaborations to get the badge and it must be proper collaborations, not just having someone edit your work etc. xx

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everyone here gives terrible advice. what you do is, you plant evidence on the wife to implicate her in an affair with another guy, then you make yourself available when he needs consoling and take advantage of him. sure fire way to get what you want and destroy that bitch for being greedy and not sharing.