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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
As for the rest of you exponents of literary licentiousness, I'll have you know Mike and I have already voted and commented on BrownCofffee's new story, "Unfamiliar."
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/unfamiliar.aspx
Mike, you need to give Hannah a little hands-on training on how to properly pimp a story.
Thanks for the free marketing Bill! Did you notice there were no instances of 'was'? I don't know how well I nailed 'active' voice but I tried my best.
Thank you to everyone in here who read the story! It made me so happy, especially that Jen was driven enough to leave a comment. You're so lovely!
I also tried to make this one less 'kinky' after realising how I had appalled poor Mike! (Did this one at least give you the beginnings of a hard-on, or should I stick to anal/BDSM/oral?!)
And hi Laura! You spell 'colour' the right way too, right? And you say 'mum' rather than 'mom'? Though I prefer Mom tbh.
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Not really. I would maybe write about it but in RL that's not something I'd be very comfortable with.
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Just wondering why all the emojis available in Chat or not available on the Forum. I like the chat ones a little better. And while I love the site and think its layout is up-to-date, aren't the forum emojis a little old-fashioned? (Please don't be offended!)
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Quote by Buz
The higher above the eye, the eyebrow is, the more feminine it appears. The lower an eyebrow is, makes it more masculine. Men's eyebrows and eyebrow ridge are generally lower than women's. That's what makes that girl pictured at the top left look a bit strange to me. It could be the angle of her face in the picture, though.
Buz, your ideal-browed woman...
And SP, your PS skills are incredible!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
There's an interesting request on the 'Readers Forum'. Someone wanted suggestions for stories with no oral or anal sex and no bd/sm.
I saw this too and it made me feel embarrassed about how kinky my stories are! I thought I might have ONE with no BDSM/oral but then I remembered I'd thrown a blowjob in on the kitchen floor for good measure. I appal myself.
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Depends whether they're HAPPILY married. If you're good friends, you should know the state of their marriage and if it isn't falling apart, then I wouldn't say anything. You can tell them but be prepared to be rejected and if not, do you really want to be the 'other' woman?
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Quote by honeydipped
(surprised i'm the first to show the fellas some love!)
Lol, true!
Not sure if the star of many a fantasy is officially a supermodel but what the hell... DAVID GANDY.
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Did anyone actually like those thin, one-hair-width eyebrows from the 90's? What shape are you into? Are Cara Delevingne's brows too much? Are Kendall Jenner's too rectangular? How do you like your eyebrows and how often do you 'maintain' them? Do you think blondes with dramatic, dark eyebrows look hot? Which celebrity is currently your eyebrow idol?
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Quote by HeraTeleia
There's really no downside to learning to perform Kegel exercises, because even without childbirth, the muscles comprising the pelvic floor weaken during and after menopause, meaning a much higher risk of urinary incontinence and/or uterine prolapse (read: the uterus literally falling down and into the vaginal canal, sometimes protruding from the vaginal introitus itself).
*frantically does Kegel exercises*
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No, and I don't intend to! I'm pretty content with fooling around with my crazy husband.
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Quote by Jasmine_x
Sex: 21 years technically since that is the age I lost my virginity.
Masturbation: 18 years technically.
I was going to say this, though no technicalities: 19 & 16
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Like guys who have threatened to score my stories with 1's if I don't do the "sexy chat" with them? I didn't think a "score bomber" actually gave a damn about the actual story.
WTF? HOW DARE THEY? THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!!!
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Absolutely not! I could never do a job I hated and if I did 'dislike' it, then I would strive to find a way to enjoy it. I don't think it's healthy for anyone to be drudging about thinking 'I hate this, I hate this.' Sure, we all have off days but most jobs are about helping other people and that's never a bad thing.
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Quote by Verbal
I don't follow tennis much, but am a borderline obsessive about David Foster Wallace, who wrote a great article about Federer, called Roger Federer as Religious Experience (which should give you a sense of how much the guy loves Federer): http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html
A LOT of his book Infinite Jest is devoted to tennis too.
Anyway. Welcome to the bar, Hannah.
Verbal, I took a good while reading and digesting the article you kindly provided and while it made me feel like an unworthy tennis player, I LOVED it. Is Infinite Jest a novel? I may just buy it. This David Foster Wallace is an incredible writer! Thanks for the link and for your welcome. I'm delighted to make your acquaintance.
Bill, I'll need a VERY strong cup of coffee after that sad news. 235 days?! What will I do with my life?! Lol. I also figured out who Coma and Tose are and what they represent. These puns sure do take me a while! Since Jen is very generously paying for the coffee, could I ever so possibly have whipped cream on top? It's winter, after all. You don't happen to have chocolate sprinkles, do you? And if anyone around here hasn't yet read Jen's wonderful story, you really should. That girl can write!
Sorry, Gil, but I don't have a clue about hockey. I played in school and it was torturously cold. My fingers would get so frozen, I had trouble changing out of my PE clothes afterwards. Bad memories...
Anyone here know anything about The xx? I can't stop listening to their new single.
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I'd say any woman with a teenage (16+) child can be classed as a MILF. A woman without children, yes, but she'd probably have to be 40+(?) No upper limit.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hannah, Gil is one of the keepers around here. However, be warned, she is addicted to cocktail umbrellas. As for your lamentable lack of knowledge about US college football while your status as a 'Brit' gives you a "Get Out of Jail Free" card,, just remember well and bear in mind the following:
The greatest sport in the history of people-kind, is US college football
The greatest league is the, Southeastern Conference (SEC).
And while all SEC teams are good, two of the greatest are the University of Georgia and Louisiana State University (LSU) Granted, that team in Tuscaloosa is pretty good, (defending national champ and undefeated this year, Alabama ('Bama) but they lack the style of UGA and LSU.
Thanks for the lowdown, Bill. Buz very kindly sent me a message explaining the culture/history of the sport and hey, I'm up for one of these tailgate parties! When's the next game?!
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Quote by oceanrunner
When he was getting started. I didn't like him then. He was the weird, jeans-shorts wearing, long haired "dude" who would take an aging Jimmy Connors to 5 sets in the US Open and eventually beat him. I liked him as I got older (and married Steffi Graf. Respect.)
I actually read Agassi's autobiography 'Open' and the way Agassi told it made it seem like Connors' was a total prick but a crowd-pleaser. The fans loved him but I don't think he was very well-liked on the tour. But hey, if someone told me Federer was an asshole in real life, I wouldn't really care!
I agree on Steffi Graf - score! - though unbelievably I've never watched any video of her playing. I probably should.
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Quote by oceanrunner
A couple weeks back I wrote a short little porny story about a college girl giving her first blowjob. Despite the extra porny title, there were the beginnings of some feelings involved.
(Link here: Curious for Cock: Jenny's Dorm-Room Deepthroat)
I've just posted its continuation, which can be read independently, but which may be more fun after the first one. The contents won't be a mystery, based on the title, but it's a bit more romantic than the title suggests.
I give you "Curious for Cock: Jenny's Anal Adventure."
I hope you'll read it, and let me know what you think.
Thank you!
calling everyone! READ THESE STORIES> NOW>
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Quote by oceanrunner
I was joking too. I don't follow the premier league, but I know a few of the team names.
I used to love tennis, but haven't followed it since the early 90s.
was this when Agassi was around? *fingers crossed
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Quote by oceanrunner
It's the equivalent of when Arsenal United plays Chelsea or something...
Arsenal UNITED?! You mean Manchester United. Jesus. I need a drink. Maybe an alcoholic one.
Lol, joking. I'm not even an English football fan, though I do know the team names... Talk to me about tennis. It's the only sport I know anything about.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Is it still 2017? It is? Thought so. (sigh)
Hannah, admitting to a lack of knowledge about Buz's, University of Georgia 'Bulldogs' football team and my Louisiana State University 'Tigers' football team may lead to your banishment to the corner table with Coma and Tose. ;) That was, of course, just a joke, sorta.
forgive me, i'm british!