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I'm so confused. Who and how many people are you married to now, Hannah?
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not what she said. she said there was fucking. and what about MY needs?
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not what she said. she said there was fucking. and what about MY needs?
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it would have been if you hadn't decided to start fucking my girlfriend.
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Drinks for all those who help farmerroger!
Please help farmerroger with his entry in the Notorious Story Competition. Some how it was accidentally deleted. He lost all the comments and votes. It is back up now, he needs votes of 5 in order to have a chance of winning along with comments.
Here is the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-the-prowrestler-and-his-valet-.aspx
I know he would be very thankful if you took the time to help him.
Thank you,
Banes1
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what's it worth to you, little chickadee?
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Morning everyone. Coffee for me please. Mysterious, dark, rich, infinitely satisfying coffee.
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Your invoice is in the post
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Haven't checked the contest totals today but they do keep rolling in. Among the recent non-contest post, the new one by Hannah (Brown Sugar) is a flash classic. Check it out along with as many entries as possible. Just remember, vote totals count along with some formula for scores so only casting honest votes on worthy stories would seem to be recommended.
Now who else needs coffee, tea or maybe something a bit more robust?
thanks for (to coin verbal's phrase) the props Bill. 
I've read one competition entry but will definitely be reading them all. Köffee, please. Quote by Verbal
If you'd have actually finished Infinite Jest you'd know.
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Older guy here. Yea with age the dick doesn't always cooperate. However, it doesn't help that sex gets boring, particularly in my situation (always missionary). My wife is
overweight and is unattractive in other ways. She also has bad knees.
I recently came up with a solution which you can read in my latest story, Move over Aquaman, Superman is here.
Ladies, I want to know what do you think of my solution?
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cool. go mod a story, then. that'll bring you back down. lol
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sorry, i prefer muscular girls.
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i'll have something strong and keep them coming, please.
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Happy half-birthday to you,
Happy half-birthday to you,
Happy half-birthday to Brown Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Happy half-birthday to you
I couldn't find a cake emoji so have to be some of Carl's Jamesons instead
what lovely singing! 
