A lot of people want to change things, not me, I'm selfish, what can I say?
I'm going to 1935, tying Ginger Rogers up in her dressing room, and I'm dancing "Cheek To Cheek" with Fred Astaire....either that or 1965 and getting a young Mick Jagger.....
Spiders.
A psychiatrist friend of mine actually said my fear of spiders was the worst he'd ever seen.
I actually flipped out at the spider scene in the second Harry Potter movie and had to leave the theater.
And my #$^*&$#@ husband has never let me forget it....he's getting leftovers for dinner tonight now that I think about it...:-)
1, possibly a 2 if she's got the things I like. Or I've had a few drinks.
And all you zeroes? I'm betting you're wrong.....this came up in my research! I've got numbers to back me up!
Lexy's avatar pic was actually taken at her job at the Mary Kay Letourneau School For Young Men, in fact, it's her faculty picture....
I've got several stories working, but one of them became a novella, and while there's fair amount of sex, there's also a lot of character development and non sexual dialogue.
If you're reading one of the novels or love stories, how much sex do you expect?
I know, I'm weird.
I'm one of those women who actually hope for a small amount of plot in pornos...:-)
"Wrap It Up!"
Your place or mine?
Memorable, but even twenty plus years later it gets me choked up:
Luke: "I have to save you father"
Darth: "You....already....have."
"I suggest a new strategy R2, let the Wookie win!"
But other movies have some great ones!
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
However, one of my favorite lines from any movie is from The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra:
Ranger Brad: "We take our horrible mutilations around here seriously."
Do you need to actually say "goodbye"? What I'm saying is that it's not really necessary to say those words. Spend time with him, hang out, do something together, catch a game. Let him know you care. The exact words aren't that important. Somehow, If I knew I didn't have long, I'd be creeped out by people saying goodbye. Hang with him, he'll make the connection.
Ballroom Dancing (Paul McCartney)
will we dance all night?
I never had a guy shoot too early, but the most disappointing encounter had to be my first with my husband!
We were incredibly into each other on the first date, and held back, no rushing it, right? He might just be "the one". Fifth date and I am SO ready, we're at my place, and we start removing clothes and exploring and damn it, nature calls. I take care of it, and am so excited I literally run back into the bedroom, and I think it'll be so romantic if I jump onto the bed. I leap, and he rolls, and my knee crashes into his balls by accident!
Needless to say, we did NOT get it on that night! It took his, uh, damaged dignity, several days to recover, and we got it all sorted out, but that night was the night I knew he was the one for me. C'mon guys, if she knees you in the balls and you're still willing to pursue a relationship, she's GOT to be pretty special to you, right?
Listening to Tinted Windows, which despite being brand new, sounds like it was recorded in the summer of 79...
A man goes to the doctor the day after his 65th birthday. He retired the day before and just wants to get a basic idea of what kind of shape he's in.
"Well, I have to say Mr. Stewart, that you are in superb shape for a man of 65. Excellent condition. How old was your father when he passed way?"
"Did I SAY my father was dead? He's 87, and gets around pretty good, we're going hiking this weekend!"
"Well, I'm sorry, sorry about that, but how old was your grandfather when HE passed away?"
"Did I SAY my grandfather was dead? Sure he's a hundred and six, but he's not too bad, as a matter of fact, he's getting married again in two weeks?
"Wow! Sorry again, guess your family's pretty long lived."
"We seem to be, don't we?"
"Wow, a hundred and six, I can't imagine wanting to get married at a hundred and six!"
"Did I SAY he WANTED to get married?"
Good genes in that family, no?
A series that the ladies will love is The Empire series by Raymond Feist and Janny Wurts. It's fantasy series set in a Japanese type of culture where Mara of the Acoma comes to rule her family, and all she has to do is stay alive while most of the other families and clans plot her death. She does, however, do far far more than survive.
She made my all time heroines list, which includes Mame Dennis and Scarlett O'Hara...so you know just how awesome she is.
13 or 14....and it was SO all about Simon leBon of Duran Duran....now THAT's the embarrassing part....
Ling, there may be something you haven't considered. How much experience does he have with women? In the shower with his hand, he's a major stud, and he never fails to make you happy. In actuality, he might well be terrified of getting it on because if he fails to please you, he'll feel like a complete failure. If he fails, you'll leave him for sure, if he can't succeed, he's not much of a man, and so on. At his age, it's easier to stick to the fantasy that always works, than to venture into new territory.
Reassure him, tell him no matter what the end result is, you will still want him. You might even play down your experience so he feels that you don't have super high expectations.
I ran into this with my last boyfriend before I met my husband.
Once I convinced him that just BEING with him was the most important thing and that I wasn't some super-vixen that expected perfection every time, he mellowed out. Yeah, the first few were less than spectacular, but with some understanding and a little direction, he got to be pretty capable. I hope his next girlfriend appreciated it!
Been so long since a condom, maybe...wow...9 years....?
Don't remember it so much...
Lot of replies, and no one has mentioned polyamory?
Color me stunned.
A guy and a girl go out and he drives her five miles out side of town and says "Screw or walk!"
She walks.
They go out a week later, except he goes TEN miles out, "Screw or walk!"
She walks.
Two weeks later they go out again, and he drive TWENTY miles out, "Screw or walk!"
She decides to screw the guy.
They're putting their clothes back on and he asks why she finally gave in.
"I'll walk five miles, I'll walk ten miles, but I'll be damned if I walk twenty miles to prevent a guy from getting the clap."
I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons I spent after that in the basement "doing laundry". 