Depends on who you're catching.
I mean, the chase is fun and all, but sometimes the woman you're pursuing is a lot more fun than the hunt.
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chesh78
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Quote by MadMartigan
Linkin Park's frontman, Chester Bennington, died this morning from suicide.
From singing in tribute to Chris Cornell a few short weeks ago, to this.
This world is an unforgiving suck ass of bullshit.
Gimme a stiff three fingers of straight whiskey.
I hear you, MM. 'Black Hole Sun' was the theme tune to the first lad's holiday I ever went on - seven days of sun, sea and Soundgarden. As for Linkin Park, I still remember almost losing my shit when Hybrid Theory came out - like 'Whaaaat?!" Two amazing singers; two amazing bands; two awful losses to the world.
Bill, I'll join MM in a whiskey toast when you're ready.
And while I'm here, I've got a new story published called 'Angels and Insects'. Vampire gigolos, bored socialites, cheap thrills; you know, the usual. But I'd be eternally grateful if you'd go check it out... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/angels-and-insects.aspx
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Yes and no.
Looks are clearly not something that will lead to someone being loved or not.
However, for sexual attraction, well...there has to be some kind of attraction, by definition.
Fully agree. For me, personality is a huge factor. Personally, I don't find supermodels attractive, for example; and I worked with a girl who did glamour modelling in her spare time. By conventional standards, I guess she was pretty - blonde hair; pert tits; firm ass; white teeth; toned, tanned and flawless skin. All that shit. But she was pretty and she knew it, which is why she acted like a snooty bitch and I didn't find her attractive. Give me a woman who can make me laugh, and my heart is hers.
And big boobs also help.
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Not so sure if this is any help? The guide talks about the best way of hanging the silk by itself, without using a frame (but using aluminum hangers)
http://www.silkpaintingbygabogrecan.com/alternative-way-to-hang-a-silk-painting/
http://www.silkpaintingbygabogrecan.com/alternative-way-to-hang-a-silk-painting/
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Is writing erotica worth it? Not by itself, no.
Is writing worth it, full stop? Yes, but only for the pleasure of writing, not because you think you might make a shit-tonne of cash from it.
Stephen King, JK Rowling, EL James, Dan Brown, Stephanie Meyer.... They're all anomalies. 99.99% of all writers are the ones you don't bother picking up from the shelves at your local bookstore, or downloading on Kindle. Chances are you'll never make a living from writing - but if you enjoy the art of building new worlds and new lives on the page, then that's the reward in itself. And if you enjoy it enough, maybe others will enjoy reading them too, and you can build a fan base and start charging, and then - who knows?
And you might even be able to do all that by writing erotica.
Is writing worth it, full stop? Yes, but only for the pleasure of writing, not because you think you might make a shit-tonne of cash from it.
Stephen King, JK Rowling, EL James, Dan Brown, Stephanie Meyer.... They're all anomalies. 99.99% of all writers are the ones you don't bother picking up from the shelves at your local bookstore, or downloading on Kindle. Chances are you'll never make a living from writing - but if you enjoy the art of building new worlds and new lives on the page, then that's the reward in itself. And if you enjoy it enough, maybe others will enjoy reading them too, and you can build a fan base and start charging, and then - who knows?
And you might even be able to do all that by writing erotica.
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Mmmm.... pizza. Too many to choose from, but if I have to.... Ricotta and spinach, or Pizza Express' s
Calabrese pizza (‘nduja sausage, Calabrese sausage,red chilli, Roquito pepper, roasted peppers, buffalo
mozzarella, tomato, rocket, pesto and Gran Milano cheese).
Fuck... And now I want pizza!
Calabrese pizza (‘nduja sausage, Calabrese sausage,red chilli, Roquito pepper, roasted peppers, buffalo
mozzarella, tomato, rocket, pesto and Gran Milano cheese).
Fuck... And now I want pizza!
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Dammit, Mike - you beat me to it!
Evening all, hope everyone's having fun. See the comp is finally done - some fabulous entries this time, as usual. Looks like it'll be a fight to the finish. If I was a gambling man, I'd bet of Ms. Coffee beating everyone else into submission with a broken beer bottle in one hand, and a pool cue in the other (and probably a knife between her teeth as well).
In the meantime, I'm on with the next project - trying to rework a rejected piece to make it more acceptable... Going to be a long night. Any coffee going?
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sometimes writer of passable wank material. Lovely to have you here.
"Sometimes"? Sure, since you don't write half as much as I'd want you to write.
"Passable"? Understatement of the year. Always hot, always filthy, always sexy. But much more than that, it's hot sex wrapped inside a great story, cocooned inside wonderful writing.
If someone can't wank to your tales, their libido doesn't need a doctor, it needs a necromancer because it's obviously dead.
But yeah, other than that everything else is spot on. Especially the bit about the stock room. Don't ever, ever go in there....
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the word count for stories here has always been suspect - that's why, if a story goes a little bit over the mark we usually cut it some slack (a little bit, btw, is NOT 1000 words over!).
Dammit, thought I'd be able to slide an extra sex scene or two in there, or at least find space for some more 'thrusting'....
Just a brief nod into the bar, to see how everyone is doing this fine Sunday afternoon! The sun is shining here, Roger Federer has just won Wimbledon, beating the mych younger Marian Cilic (and giving me hope that even at my advanced age, I can still make it!) Strawberry-beer... the house to myself... a few ideas percolating inside my head... What more can I ask for?
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Ah, thank you chesh. I was going to say that you'd gone too far (and that I wouldn't put the money into your Swiss bank account this time), but you rescued yourself with the last little bit. Anyway, it wasn't supposed to be a tearjerker...so drop the tears! evil4 And whose is better (seriously people, read chesh's one too about here) may become irrelevant when Hannah kills her darlings and submits her entry (um, that's a reference to a quote about writing accredited to just about everyone - that you need to kill off sentences that you love if they're not needed for the story...a view I don't hold to at all).
Oh, and I just noticed that another of my stories has made its way into your sig. Thanks for that! (Is that an extra payment?)
That's OK, Phil. Your shameless plugging of my work is reward enough. Unless you want to send me your bank account details, date of birth and mother's maiden name...
Well, Tuesday's almost done and I figure I need to get back to writing again having taken a few days off since posting my comp piece "No Shades of Grey" ( which for those of you who haven't read it, and who haven't seen either mine or Phil's shameless promotion of it, can be found here).
Right, plugging done for now... If anyone's serving, can I please have a tea?
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Well, my first story idea went completely off the rails - it started completely filthy, but then the main characters seemed to want to get all lovey-dovey, which was completely unacceptable (although it's been added to the pile that I may finish one day).
So I tried something different and started not-quite-so-filthily (well, the third word is 'cum', but overall, the first few thousand words aren't all that filthy, relatively speaking), and it went about here: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-deep-end.aspx
Read it, Phil. Read, voted, commented. Wept at how good it was. Wept again because I didn't write it. Read it again, having to adjust the contents of my trousers. Had a shower to wash off the filth. Then read it again. In case you haven't noticed, I think it's pretty good. I mean, not as good as mine, obvs...
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Hello my fellow lushies. I'm home and missing the ocean air already. I hope everyone is well. I'll take a Hannah please before I hit the bed. My comp entry is up. I hope it is filthy enough and would love of you'd check it out and tell me your thoughts.the deadline is looming, wasn't sure I'd actually finish.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/my-masters-command.aspx
Hi Tonya - read yours too, and like Phil's I loved it. Completely different track to his (which is what I love about these sorts of comps - the diversity); and while dom / sub stories don't normally appeal to me, yours had me hooked from start to wonderfully filthy finish (with a delightful three-way - who could ask for more?)
To everyone else, good evening and hope you're all doing reasonably well for a Monday. Normally I'd ask for a tea, but tonight I'm in the mood for something with a bit more bite... so Bill, when you've got a sec, Hannah me!
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I've seen the gate. It's a fine piece of carpentry, although it swings the wrong way... (so to speak). And kudos on Emily for not gluing, drilling or screwing (ooer) herself to the decking.
I'm half way through the ironing, and could murder a beer but I'll restrain myself for now... Although if you've got anything stronger to help me forget the working week ahead exists, Bill, I'd be eternally grateful. Might even volunteer to be one of those lickers so popular around here...
I'm half way through the ironing, and could murder a beer but I'll restrain myself for now... Although if you've got anything stronger to help me forget the working week ahead exists, Bill, I'd be eternally grateful. Might even volunteer to be one of those lickers so popular around here...
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Well, that was lightning quick! Only submitted a couple of hours ago but it looks like stormdog has kindly approved my comp entry, "No Shades of Grey".
Normally, I wouldn't pimp my stories out, preferring readers to find them on their own; but this one has been a bastard to write and edit, and I would love it to do well, so... I'm pimping it out to anyone and everyone. Just remember to use plenty of lube, and hose it down afterwards...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/no-shades-of-grey.aspx
Normally, I wouldn't pimp my stories out, preferring readers to find them on their own; but this one has been a bastard to write and edit, and I would love it to do well, so... I'm pimping it out to anyone and everyone. Just remember to use plenty of lube, and hose it down afterwards...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/no-shades-of-grey.aspx
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Good evening, all. God, it seems like an age since I last popped into the bar. Hope everyone's doing well, especially since it's Friday and therefore officially beer o'clock. Although if I could have a cup of tea, I'd be more than eternally grateful! 
Finally managed to get a story for the comp in. Who'd have thought hardcore filth would be so difficult? Sweated and swore over a hot laptop for much of the past fortnight; got 5800 words into a story, decided I hated it, and then started all over again from scratch. Fingers crossed for top ten, although the standards already set by entries submitted for this competition are once again impossibly high. And unfortunately, I failed to meet H-Town's challenge to include desiccated coconut (yeah, I'm calling Hannah "H-Town" now because she's a raspberry picking gangsta, and apparently that's a real thing).
Anyhow, I'm off to lie down in a dark room and think about what to write next. Wake me up when Wimbledon's over!
Finally managed to get a story for the comp in. Who'd have thought hardcore filth would be so difficult? Sweated and swore over a hot laptop for much of the past fortnight; got 5800 words into a story, decided I hated it, and then started all over again from scratch. Fingers crossed for top ten, although the standards already set by entries submitted for this competition are once again impossibly high. And unfortunately, I failed to meet H-Town's challenge to include desiccated coconut (yeah, I'm calling Hannah "H-Town" now because she's a raspberry picking gangsta, and apparently that's a real thing).
Anyhow, I'm off to lie down in a dark room and think about what to write next. Wake me up when Wimbledon's over!
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Morning all, how's everyone doing? I've recently discovered fruit beers and whilst my Saturday nights are a riot of flavorsome alcohol, my Sunday mornings are a cacophony of stabbing pains in the forehead. It appears the older I get, the less fun hangovers seem to be.
Jen, I'm so sorry to hear about your beloved pet. The only thing that's always put me off getting a dog has been the fact that, in all probability, I'd outlive it. That always made me feel really depressed until a friend pointed out that, to a dog, the family and owners that care for it are its whole life. To a dog, everything revolves around these people. Scant comfort I know, but with those who love about him by his side at the end, Norman will pass on peacefully. Much love to you and your family when that happens xx
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Norman update: My veterinarian of 17 years is out of town this week, and Norman, quite fortuitously, is somehow moving around better today. Which means I can wait until Dr. Wilcock is back in the office--for some reason, it's crazy important to me that Norman pass from this world with his own veterinarian at his side. I'll be there, too.
Jen, I'm so sorry to hear about your beloved pet. The only thing that's always put me off getting a dog has been the fact that, in all probability, I'd outlive it. That always made me feel really depressed until a friend pointed out that, to a dog, the family and owners that care for it are its whole life. To a dog, everything revolves around these people. Scant comfort I know, but with those who love about him by his side at the end, Norman will pass on peacefully. Much love to you and your family when that happens xx
