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chesh78
Over 90 days ago
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Hello hello.
My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!
It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.
I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
Read. Listened. Loved. The usual, when it comes to coffee...
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The Avengers is one of my all time favorites - Diana Rigg (so hot) and Patrick MacNee were the best. The quirky stories, like The House That Jack Built, that sexy theme music, and the consistent opening 'Mrs. Peel, We're Needed' - everything about it was over the top excellent.
It deserves a reboot (forget that awful Ralph Fiennes / Uma Thurman flick) There's only one guy today who should play John Steed: Colin Firth. I'd be open to the casting of Emma Peel, but they would have to be very, very careful.
Oh God, I'd just about managed to forget about that crappy Fiennes / Thurman movie...
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That is one eye-catching bannah, Hannah!
Speaking of eye-catching - Chesh, we could watch your av all day. Don't ever change it.
Haha, thank you! That AV is so popular, I'm thinking of giving it its own profile on Lush!
A bleary-eyed morning to all, by the way. Whilst I'd rather still be in bed, work unfortunately calls and I must obey the siren's song. When whoever's tending bar at the moment gets a free second, can I please have a strong cup of tea to help wake up? Milk, no sugar. If I've got a tab going, I'll settle up with a rendition of the truck driver's version of "My Way".
And now Southend is near, and so I face the road to Burton....
Yeah, I'll shut up now.
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Why are you all being weirdly nice about me?!
I have so many pieces of stories and poems and collaborations and it's probably gonna be a year before you see anything new. Then there's my comp entry idea. And chesh's story. Yeah, he only stalks me down alleys to force me to write about him. Guy thinks he's a hung unicorn or something. I don't even know. (Love you really, fam.)
Hope all is well with everyone, especially you Jen!
Anyway. I'll have some Schweppes lemonade, please.
Love you too, fam. Now get writing about me! xx (ps. loving the new banner)
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I preferred him in The Saint, one of the coolest spy series back in the day.
Absolutely - whilst I only got to watch The Saint and The Avengers during re-runs in the 80s, Simon Templar was, alongside John Steed, one of the coolest spies the sixties ever produced. Bond paled in comparison, to me at any rate. Although, if I'm watching Bond, it's Moore's bond. That eyebrow by itself got 007 at least six shags a movie.
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Chesh, welcome. Have a seat anywhere that doesn't look sticky....ermm, okay, maybe just throw down some towelling on one of the barstools. Might be faster.
Thank you for the warm - and rather sticky - welcome! I must admit, I'm rather loving this corner of Lush for the friendliness of its regulars. There are one or two faces I recognize from around the site, and others who I'm hoping to get to know better as time goes on and the alcohol flows! And I'm going nowhere near that stockroom, noises or otherwise....
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I love H., she's brilliant and funny and lovely and caring and talented, but she will kill you six ways to Sunday. Almost 99.5% positive on that one.
Yup, I don't disagree with you there! A sweet, amazing, hugely talented woman, capable of killing with her bare hands. I'm just glad she's on our side, for now.
Anyhow, thank you once more for the warm welcome!
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Good morning everyone. I would really love some coffee. Life has been crazy and I haven't been around much. Doctors and a houseful constantly. Oh the joys of having teens. June is a very busy month here. I'm adding everyone's stories to my queue for when I can get to them.
Hannah don't know if I congratulated you.
Sprite hope all is well.
Jen just a friendly hello and hope your youngen is doing better now.
Reg thanks for checking on me.
Dani welcome to the best bar on Lush
Seeker hope all is well.
Milik and Simmie how are y'all.
Chesh we haven't had the pleasure hi how are you?
Gil hope you get some peace soon.
Laura just a quick hi.
Bill hope you are doing ok.
Larry Sir sending you hugs always thinking of you.
Mike a howdy how are ya?
Also a quick thank you to everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes last week.
Sorry if I missed anyone. I'll pop back around when I can.
Good afternoon, Tonya; and of course, once again, Happy Birthday for last week! I'm very well, thank you for asking - hope you and yours are too!
The pleasure is all mine - I'm still relatively new to the site, and accidentally found myself here in the bar after following Hannah down a dark alley. Seems like a regulars' hang-out, which I'm very much a fan of, with some interesting conversations going on. Plus, I've noticed some of the best writers on the site hang out here, so if no one else minds, I'm hoping to lurk in the corners for a while and try to soak up the atmosphere and writing skills...
Just throw a cup of tea my way every few hours or so, and I'll be more than happy!
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I really don't know why people have this idea that I'm some kind of monster. I'm DELIGHTFUL.
Sure, sure... An absolute delight... (except when you're spamming me a dozen times a day, trying to get me to vote Jezza)
Morning all - hope everyone's having fun! I've only been gone for the weekend, but it looks like the Pure Filth competition has kicked off with quite a (gang)bang. Some fabulous entries already (loved both naughtyannie's and DesertBeat's fabulously filthy entries, and I'm looking forward to reading Kathrin's at some point today). I really need to pull my finger out (or should that be, stick my hand in?) and get writing.
Have a great day everyone, and hope to pop by again later if Hannah hasn't tracked me down and killed me.
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I remember watching Adam West's Batman religiously as a child - BBC2, 6.30pm every weekday.
So what if it was cornier than a field of the Green Giant's finest, and camper than a field of Scouts?
So what if Gotham City is supposed to be a gritty, grimy, East Coast metropolis, and ABC's version was so clearly sunny, hippy Los Angeles?
So what if those mysterious poles in the library never explained how the dynamic duo slid down as Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, and emerged mere seconds later fully dressed as Batman and Robin? (Although having now seen Wallace & Gromit, I understand better the intricacies involved in getting dressed mechanically - and on a tangent, RIP Peter Sallis.)
I didn't care. I know he did other things in his long and illustrious career - not least, playing my favorite supporting character, Mayor West, in Family Guy. But to me, Adam West was, and always will be, Batman; and I would have paid huge money to see him reprise the role for Nolan's trilogy. (Same suit and all - I mean, can you imagine him facing off against Tom Hardy's Bane? That would have been frigging awesome!)
RIP Mr West, you absolute legend. You will be sadly missed in the Chesh household.
So what if it was cornier than a field of the Green Giant's finest, and camper than a field of Scouts?
So what if Gotham City is supposed to be a gritty, grimy, East Coast metropolis, and ABC's version was so clearly sunny, hippy Los Angeles?
So what if those mysterious poles in the library never explained how the dynamic duo slid down as Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, and emerged mere seconds later fully dressed as Batman and Robin? (Although having now seen Wallace & Gromit, I understand better the intricacies involved in getting dressed mechanically - and on a tangent, RIP Peter Sallis.)
I didn't care. I know he did other things in his long and illustrious career - not least, playing my favorite supporting character, Mayor West, in Family Guy. But to me, Adam West was, and always will be, Batman; and I would have paid huge money to see him reprise the role for Nolan's trilogy. (Same suit and all - I mean, can you imagine him facing off against Tom Hardy's Bane? That would have been frigging awesome!)
RIP Mr West, you absolute legend. You will be sadly missed in the Chesh household.
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So glad that chesh78 is here! (The guy's really cool but don't tell him that 'cause he might get arrogant and leave.)
High praise indeed, oh-Awesome one! And I owe you a drink or three, for working on my story (just submitted it, BTW, so fingers crossed). If anyone's brewing up, I'll have another tea, please!
Anyhow, that's my week done since I'm off to not-so-sunny Belfast for a couple of days. If anyone wants some duty-free bringing back, give me a shout. To the rest of y'all, enjoy your Fridays and have a great weekend.
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Greetings, Chesh. We got two tea brands. There's Earl Grey for you hot tea drinkers and lipton for the iced tea and Long Island Tea crowd. Here's your EG. The usual assortment of condo-mints are on the bar. With luck, there won't be any flies in the sugar and the cream won't have gone bad, but who knows?
Oooh, Earl Grey! Fancy! Splash of cream, and I'm pretty much sorted, ta!
