Ok this is a true story that happened a few years ago. To set the scene it was my roommate Frank and my girlfriend Elena and me. I was sitting there in a chair that was really low to the ground. So was my roommate. My girlfriend on the other hand was sitting on a barstool at the bar that was in the room. I was watching her sip from the beer. Putting the bottle to her lovely lips was intoxicating. As we were chatting someh...