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There's definitely a story competition in there. Write a story starting with one of those lines. It could be really interesting to see where people take it.
Aside from your typographical blunders, abysmal grammar and the hilarity which ensued...

I don't think it's always the case that guys always want more. Sex drives vary as much in men as they do in women. If you're always wanting more than her, just knock one out in the shower.

Or maybe she's bad at sex.
Quote by DirtyMartini
You no Gypsy, my interest was peaked enough to clique on this link but I did knot expect to be phased...well, nothing is farther from the truth...this post was enough to illicit a reaction that almost caused me to loose it and want to throe a pale of water at the moron that wood make such a mistake...

I mean cum on...and your write, these people are two stupid...no use trying to be discrete about it...


I was cringing all the way threw this post.
You may want to edit your post to not say "organism".
Wow, guys worry way too much about everything. Life's too short.

My advice would be to take it easy. You said yourself that you're not even 'officially dating' (whatever that means) so just keep doing what you're doing (it doesn't sound like you did anything wrong, for the record) and see what happens. If she ends up with this other guy, whatever you think of him, then you cry into a beer for a few hours then suck it up and move on with your life.

Some girls like drama. Embrace it or get out.

Whatever you do, for goodness' sake, RELAX.
I like to mix it up. It depends what kind of tone I'm putting across. In a love story I try to avoid using many vulgar words but if it's just raw passion then I can get pretty filthy.
If you asked my friends this about me, they would say Everybody Hurts by R.E.M. because they are my favourite band and my friends like to joke that that is their only song and I sit and listen to it on loop.

If I had to choose, I would probably say Dreaming of You by The Coral.
re. Felix's post - I'm rather curious as to what makes the mint so "Mystical".
Innocent, but I have had an offer.

Ever gone for a walk and gotten lost?
Strictly speaking, one. BUT one could argue that it is two.

How many times have you hooked up with someone you met in a bar?
Quote by hwillnow
Your story is SHIT! or I liked the premise of your story but maybe..... then thank them for writing. As writers we live and die by scores and comments. You can tell a constructive comment from just meanness. I am not here to be critical but to enjoy the stories and talents of any one who gives it a shot.


I love when people give comments on my stories, positive or negative, but I do wish some of them were a little bit more constructive. One time someone simply commented, "Stupid". I sent them a message to ask if they could possibly elaborate so that I may be able to improve but I never received a response. Everyone is entitled to an opinion but that was just downright rude.

I have been known to leave some pretty generic positive comments - credit where credit is due without nitpicking on minor imperfections. If ever I am critical, I try to say something that I hope will be of some use to them.

In response to the original question: I am both a writer and a reader on this site and so I feel free to rate any story. If anything, having other writers rate your stories can sometimes (not always) be better because they may be able to pass on some handy tips.

A restaurant-goer may know the soup is not good but may not be able to tell the chef how it could be improved.
Quote by Magical_felix
To be frank, your man sounds like a punk bitch.


Funniest thing I've read all day. And I agree.
A little bit of spooning is lovely. Nice and intimate.

I like my space for sleeping though.
I could probably be Sarcastic Smurf, or Ginger Smurf.
In a cottage in the back of beyond. It's beautiful.

In three weeks, I'm moving the a third floor student flat in a city centre.
Spanks, I just KNEW when I saw you were the last poster that you would be naked. Haha.

I've got one of my many Danger Mouse t-shirts on - one reserved for lounging around because it's so baggy.
That is an uncountable figure. I've been on some real benders.

What's the most number of times you've been drunk in one week?
Quote by WellMadeMale
At first glance I'd have to say..."You got any cold beers to share with a stranger? We can talk about it over a case, if you do.

Got enough for Scooter and DM to join us?"


Now you've said that I could really go a beer. Might have to have one.
VERY guilty.

Ever stayed up all night online with a Lushie?
Guilty.

Ever not spent the night with someone you should have?