It was my mum's first day at her new job so I made Spag Bol for her coming home. Simple, but tasty.
Mathematics student. Just going into my third and penultimate year. Love it!
You think something's wrong with you, for a start.
THANK YOU to whoever changed the title of this thread from "Ist..." to "List...".
It has been bugging me for days.
Why do all your women greet you with a harsh mellow?
'Cause it's no strings attached like a broken viola and cello.
(It's off a Tinie Tempah mixtape on a cover of Black & Yellow).
This one got used on a friend of mine. One of my absolute favourites.
"Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives - he never met you."
One night I was out with a bunch of friends (including a lesbian couple) and I was flirting really heavily with one who I used to (and sort of still do) have a big crush on, whenever her girlfriend wasn't looking. (I should point out I was pretty drunk at this stage). The reason I was doing this is because I've never been wholly convinced that she is gay and, in a very twisted way, I was trying to make her admit to it. She was fairly receptive to my advances and I wouldn't be surprised if it had gone further were her girlfriend not present. I'm not proud of the way I behaved - I sincerely have no desire to split a couple up. I was just overcome with long-forgotten feelings and gin.
They broke up a few weeks later and she's now dating guys. Contemplating making a move, but I'm still friends with the ex-girlfriend so it would be pretty awkward. For now, I'm enjoying (and I know it's twisted) my 'told you so' moment with my other friends. My 'gaydar' is pretty good.
As to flirting with a lesbian couple in the hope of a ménage à trois, the idea is absurd to me. I know that if a guy tried that with my sister and her partner, they'd probably kick the shit out of him for being a pig. I know my fair share of lesbians and none of them would be down with that at all. I figure if a lesbian couple were interested in doing something like that, they'd probably approach the guy.
BBC Radio 1Xtra. My favourite station.
Harry Potter and [Whatever].
Never (touch wood).
How many times have you caught a family member masturbating/having sex?
1. What is your Middle name?....... Brian
2. A 4 Letter Word:...................... Bane
3. Girls name:............................. Brenda
4. Occupation:............................. Barista
5. Something you wear:............... Belt
6. Beverage:............................... Bacardi
7. A place:.................................. Belgium
8. Something you shout:.............. Bazinga!
Guilty.
Ever done a little more than flirt with a married person? (Not your own spouse)
Coyote Ugly - John Goodman
Maybe 35? It depends.
How many siblings do you have?
You're probably thinking that the last thing we need is another game. However, this is one that I (surprisingly) haven't seen. If I'm wrong, and it does exist, then I'll request to have this one (or that one) deleted.
The idea is to link two movies via a person associated to both, whether it be an actor, director, writer or whatever else. I imagine it will mostly be actors.
Simply post your film and say which person links it to the one posted above you. Have fun!
To start off, let's have...
Sister Act.
'Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)' by Katy Perry.
I like to write in general, although I haven't been making enough time for it recently.
I also have an extensive (and probably quite valuable) collection of The Broons and Oor Wullie annuals, dating back to the fifties. I get the newest annual as a gift every Christmas to keep my collection going. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find any old ones I don't have.
There seem to be blue and red flashing lights outside the window... what the hell happened last night?
I jumped in the shower and...
The sound of my mum cleaning the house and Will And Grace on TV in the background.
Everybody loves a winner,
So nobody loved me.
Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy;
That's what I long to be.
All the odds are in my favor;
Something's bound to begin.
It's gotta happen, happen sometime.
Maybe this time I'll win.
Maybe This Time from Cabaret