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Clumeleon
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How many times have u woken up naked and didnt know what happen?
Never happened to me.
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how often do you go shopping for groceries in a week?
I'm living at home for the summer so that's really my mum's department. She probably picks up 'groceries' around 2 times a week.
How many times have you been in love?
Clumeleon
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Clumeleon
Generally, I don't use any lubrication. I've never found it to be necessary. This may be because I am uncircumcised.
If I am to use anything, it's usually my own pre-ejaculate or I lather up with soap in the shower. I've dabbled in some lotions and moisturisers, but prefer to go 'au naturale', as it were.
If I am to use anything, it's usually my own pre-ejaculate or I lather up with soap in the shower. I've dabbled in some lotions and moisturisers, but prefer to go 'au naturale', as it were.
Clumeleon
Despite being straight, the 'perfect man' was an art teacher at my high school. I would have turned in an instant for him.
He isn't devastatingly attractive, but he is good-looking and rugged.
He is clever and artistic (obviously) and taught me a lot about life in my teenage years.
He has a fantastic, dry, sarcastic (and dark) sense of humour.
He doesn't pull punches when saying exactly what he thinks.
He is a wonderful actor and director.
He is a great husband and a doting father.
Find me the female version of him, please?
He isn't devastatingly attractive, but he is good-looking and rugged.
He is clever and artistic (obviously) and taught me a lot about life in my teenage years.
He has a fantastic, dry, sarcastic (and dark) sense of humour.
He doesn't pull punches when saying exactly what he thinks.
He is a wonderful actor and director.
He is a great husband and a doting father.
Find me the female version of him, please?
Clumeleon
It certainly wouldn't be a turn-off to me or any of my friends. Nerdy girls are, in my experience, a lot more fun to be around. I suppose some guys just aren't like that and you'll probably be better off with someone who shares your interests and appreciates your nerdiness. It's their loss.
And I concur with roymunson101, you're much more than "medium cute". Although your modesty is rather endearing.
And I concur with roymunson101, you're much more than "medium cute". Although your modesty is rather endearing.
Clumeleon
I watch porn once every couple of days, but I don't enjoy it half as much as I do a really raunchy story. In fact, porn has started to lose the ability to arouse me, unless I come across something really quite good.
I can't stand anything cheesy, like a pizza delivery guy with a "sausage" pizza. That's just crap. I much prefer home-made stuff, where you can actually imagine having sex like that. I don't watch anal (find it a little gross), lesbians (never seen the fascination) or masturbating (boring).
The only porn movies I have ever watched were the original trilogy, with Kay Parker. Those were the good old days, in my opinion. When I was eventually able to see past the , I found the sex scenes to be very authentic and enjoyable. The acting left a lot to be desired but overall, they were pretty good films.
Personally, I could live without porn, as long as I have Lush.
I can't stand anything cheesy, like a pizza delivery guy with a "sausage" pizza. That's just crap. I much prefer home-made stuff, where you can actually imagine having sex like that. I don't watch anal (find it a little gross), lesbians (never seen the fascination) or masturbating (boring).
The only porn movies I have ever watched were the original trilogy, with Kay Parker. Those were the good old days, in my opinion. When I was eventually able to see past the , I found the sex scenes to be very authentic and enjoyable. The acting left a lot to be desired but overall, they were pretty good films.
Personally, I could live without porn, as long as I have Lush.
Clumeleon
When I was 11, on St Valentine's Day, I brought my 'girlfriend' a red rose and a teddy bear to school. She was so embarrassed but all her friends thought it was the cutest thing. She still has that bear to this day; she named it after me. That was pretty romantic for a kid, I thought.
I haven't really had any serious relationships in my life, so I haven't had much opportunity to be truly romantic. I like to think I would be, though. I'm chivalrous, if nothing else, and am always happy to offer a lady my seat, my arm and/or my jacket. I also like to let a girl know how witty and charming and beautiful and sexy she is, because sometimes they just need to be told.
When I am in a relationship, I'll take a leaf out of my dad's book. He has his faults, but he's definitely very romantic. Both my mother and step-mother agree that he is the most thoughtful man they have met. He has a knack for giving the perfect gifts and he doesn't just wait around for birthdays or anniversaries to give them. And every year, on February 14th, he writes a short poem in a card for his wife. He's not what you would call a wordsmith, but those verses are always beautiful. My dad is my idol when it comes to romance.
I haven't really had any serious relationships in my life, so I haven't had much opportunity to be truly romantic. I like to think I would be, though. I'm chivalrous, if nothing else, and am always happy to offer a lady my seat, my arm and/or my jacket. I also like to let a girl know how witty and charming and beautiful and sexy she is, because sometimes they just need to be told.
When I am in a relationship, I'll take a leaf out of my dad's book. He has his faults, but he's definitely very romantic. Both my mother and step-mother agree that he is the most thoughtful man they have met. He has a knack for giving the perfect gifts and he doesn't just wait around for birthdays or anniversaries to give them. And every year, on February 14th, he writes a short poem in a card for his wife. He's not what you would call a wordsmith, but those verses are always beautiful. My dad is my idol when it comes to romance.
Clumeleon
I'm a major musical theatre geek. I used to act and sing in high school and developed a minor obsession with musicals.
What are your favourite musicals, and what are your favourite songs from them? Videos are very welcome; chances are I'll listen to every one. You can't beat a good evening of showtunes.
I'll start us off with a little song that some Lushies might be able to relate to (haha, I jest).
What are your favourite musicals, and what are your favourite songs from them? Videos are very welcome; chances are I'll listen to every one. You can't beat a good evening of showtunes.
I'll start us off with a little song that some Lushies might be able to relate to (haha, I jest).
Clumeleon
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Right after I cum, I usually like to talk politics for awhile. I mean, c'mon folks, don't we all?
I wish I could find someone to have a steamy chat with who wants to talk politics after, that's my ideal.
Often, it's really late when I have these sorts of chats, so I literally roll over and go to sleep. Otherwise, the conversations tend to come to a natural conclusion, never think about it too much.