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18 Aug 2017

It's the danger element. You never know when they might come flying off and take an eye out. HAWT!

18 Aug 2017

Millennials are busy people. We ain't got time to piss about and get to know you. We just wanna see some titties, beat the shit outta our meat, and get the fuck on with our day. We got work to do, dammit.

Meanwhile, the baby boomers, with their nice little house in suburbia and their big ass car and a sweet pension coming in, have got all the time in the world to sweet talk you and butter you up while they're trying to get their old wrinkly cocks up.

11 Aug 2017

Yeah, this can happen, and not just when "the well has run dry". I can only think of a couple of occasions when I've done this. Usually achieved by applying pressure at the base of the penis at the moment of orgasm, to "stem the flow", so to speak.

9 Aug 2017

Quote by browncoffee
I hide my Scrabble/Monopoly etc games away from him because he gets uber competitive. Men!

Not all men!

I'm not competitive at all. I usually lose Monopoly because I'm just not ruthless enough.

7 Aug 2017

Northanger Abbey, by Jane Austen.

7 Aug 2017

Quote by sprite
bacon is stupid. and it kills people. and it kills pigs. and it's unhealthy. and stupid. fuck bacon.

6 Aug 2017

Quote by sprite
no, but Liz did win it - go look at my profile.

Rigged.

6 Aug 2017

Quote by noll
LOL, what did you change your mind, about either identifying as bi or lying? ;)

I awakened to my true sexuality.

3 Aug 2017

2 Aug 2017

London.

2 Aug 2017

Too few

sad

1 Aug 2017

FYI, my Scottish accent, which is somewhat generic because I've moved around so much, is very sexy. ;)

1 Aug 2017

There are tons of different, very distinct "British accents". Even ignoring regional variations (which you shouldn't), the three countries that constitute Britain have very distinct accents.

29 Jul 2017

The Palace of Westminster

29 Jul 2017

The music on my phone. It hasn't been update in about 7 years, but I pretty much know every word to every song.

29 Jul 2017

drank

29 Jul 2017

Honestly, only if they're big. I'm not sizist - I love hard cocks of all sizes - but looking at small soft cocks just doesn't do anything for me.

29 Jul 2017

So, now this has been brought to my attention, I've started paying more attention to my penis. And I tend towards the right, which seems to put me in the minority here.

29 Jul 2017

Pistachio.

28 Jul 2017

Quote by monainohio
me with a woman 30-35 years older then me i'm 52 now for a man as long as he is 18 or older

28 Jul 2017

They say the minimum acceptable age is half your own, plus 7. That would make the maximum your own age minus 7, then doubled.

That makes my range 20 to 38. My own preference would be more like 22 to 35.

28 Jul 2017

I mean, I don't have like a masturbation routine or anything—I don't sit in the evening and think, "Oh, I haven't masturbated today, better get to it."

However, it usually comes about naturally in the course of the day, especially if I'm not busy.

27 Jul 2017

You know it takes seven years for cum to pass through your system.

27 Jul 2017

I didn't know this was a thing. I've literally never given it an ounce of thought. Never been measured for a tailored suit, and when I've been measure for a kilt, it obviously doesn't matter.

The shorts I'm wearing right now are baggy enough that I don't need to hang either way, so I don't know.

26 Jul 2017

Love a big cock. Love checking out guys' packages (discreetly!).

Cock is awesome.

26 Jul 2017

I obviously watch way too much porn, but if any of you ladies are ever looking for some decent porn, here are some of my fave male pornstars:

Bruce Venture - excellent pussy eater, really passionate
Danny D - huge cock, some funny scenes out there
Johnny Sins - another skilled cunnilinguist, and funny at times
James Deen - if you like it a bit rough

26 Jul 2017

Quote by Smoocher
agree ... but Scotland would be nice also. I "dream" of moving "home" to Inverness.

The Scottish highlands are beautiful. I love living here. Would recommend to a friend.

Were I to live anywhere else, it would probably be in northern Germany.

26 Jul 2017

Heck yes! Might have been my first time, but it certainly wasn't hers.

25 Jul 2017

I'd suggest that you probably (hopefully) know your wife and how to communicate with her better than strangers on a sex site.

23 Jul 2017

It's interesting - you're not honestly expecting anyone to come in here and say, "I'm just god-awful at cunnilingus; never made a woman cum in my life. 2 out of 10," are you?