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Clumeleon
I love reading stories where they ride off into the sunset together at the end. That's because that's how all my dates actually end.
Actually, I really do love a good 'boy meets girl' story with a happily ever after. It's cliché, yes, but how often does it happen in reality? I'm a soppy romantic at heart.
Actually, I really do love a good 'boy meets girl' story with a happily ever after. It's cliché, yes, but how often does it happen in reality? I'm a soppy romantic at heart.
Clumeleon
Quote by gavwhat she said.
basically a regex on all posts looking for the quote pattern. it extracts the username and post to their timeline.
Thanks, Gav. I'm a little dense about computing (or that's how it feels when around some of my friends) so maybe this isn't as clever as I seem to think but I'm impressed nonetheless.
My computing prowess extends to basic programming using Maple (if anyone even knows what that is) and producing documents in LaTeX (which is really simple and practically essential for mathematicians anyway).
Clumeleon
Quote by Liz
I would assume that the 'Quote' button just runs the script to post a reply, then dumps the other users text into the window, inside those pre-defined tags.
I might be wrong, but it's probably the string that triggers the notification.
That would have been my guess, too. I was just interested as I thought it was quite clever, however he's doing it.
Clumeleon
Quote by LOVES4PLAY
while you didn't go into many details. Is your pulling of your own hair more common when your stressed? Do you play with it before pulling it, for instance; twisting, caressing it, running your fingers through ,over it?
It's hard to say if it's stress-related—I don't really recognise when I'm stressed. I have a few physical giveaway signs but I never think, "I'm stressed." The hair pulling happens pretty much every day so I guess not, unless I'm chronically stressed and don't know it.
Sometimes I play with it, yes.
Clumeleon
I get bored with lesbian porn, frankly. I don't care much for lesbian erotica either and I avoid verifying it on here if I can.
I am not now nor will I ever be a lesbian. I'm more likely to get aroused by something I can relate to, some scenario in which I can picture myself.
The best thing about lesbian porn is that there is more cunnilingus than hetero porn and I like cunnilingus. Other than that... meh.
I am not now nor will I ever be a lesbian. I'm more likely to get aroused by something I can relate to, some scenario in which I can picture myself.
The best thing about lesbian porn is that there is more cunnilingus than hetero porn and I like cunnilingus. Other than that... meh.
Clumeleon
Oi vey.
Although the title of this thread isn't very apt. I'm old at heart but actually quite a young buck, all things considered. These people are idiots no matter how old you are.
At my recent interview to enter teacher training, we got into a conversation about the supposedly slipping standards of education. I said I really hoped that wasn't the case but with evidence like this... As a future maths teacher, you can rest assured that all my students will know that 6 = half a dozen.
Although the title of this thread isn't very apt. I'm old at heart but actually quite a young buck, all things considered. These people are idiots no matter how old you are.
At my recent interview to enter teacher training, we got into a conversation about the supposedly slipping standards of education. I said I really hoped that wasn't the case but with evidence like this... As a future maths teacher, you can rest assured that all my students will know that 6 = half a dozen.
Clumeleon
When I was younger, I wanted to be the best at something. I didn't really care what that was but I wanted to be better at it than everyone else.
Turns out, I'm pretty ordinary. I'm good at a lot of things, but not the best. I'm also bad at a lot of things. With time, wisdom has come and told me I don't need to be the best, I just need to do my best.
Now, I want to be the best me I can be. I want to create the most value, support the most people and be the happiest I can with this life.
Will I be "somebody"? Maybe. Probably not. As long as I'm "somebody" to someone, it will have been a worthwhile existence, right?
Turns out, I'm pretty ordinary. I'm good at a lot of things, but not the best. I'm also bad at a lot of things. With time, wisdom has come and told me I don't need to be the best, I just need to do my best.
Now, I want to be the best me I can be. I want to create the most value, support the most people and be the happiest I can with this life.
Will I be "somebody"? Maybe. Probably not. As long as I'm "somebody" to someone, it will have been a worthwhile existence, right?
Clumeleon
Quote by Liz
Nah, course not.
The local priest where I live has just emigrated all of a sudden. Shot off to Australia with his family.
Just found out recently, through the grapevine, that it was because he had been having an affair with the wife of a parishioner. Her husband found out about it because she left her email open on her laptop.
Secret rendezvous in hotels, nude pictures - all sorts!
What makes it worse, they're only a young couple, 18 month old kid and he married them!
The husband gave him an ultimatum - pack up and leave the country or...
That's some high-quality Eastenders shit right there!
Clumeleon
Bump. Deadline fast-approaching.
I think this is the first competition I've entered where I haven't been scrambling to get it in on time (snigger). Can't say I care for the long wait though...
Edit: As much as would love a potato, I could REALLY use the cash just now (I'm beginning to think it might be cheaper to just MOVE to London). If anyone hasn't read and voted a 5 on my story yet, go'n.
I think this is the first competition I've entered where I haven't been scrambling to get it in on time (snigger). Can't say I care for the long wait though...
Edit: As much as would love a potato, I could REALLY use the cash just now (I'm beginning to think it might be cheaper to just MOVE to London). If anyone hasn't read and voted a 5 on my story yet, go'n.
Clumeleon
Mine is symbolic of true love—it's fizzy; it's ginger; it's phenomenal. But also addiction and how it can make you feel trapped, as though inside an aluminium can.
When I see Liz's avatar, I imagine she loves fun and has a very sensual side, but she holds back a little, possibly afraid. Of what, I don't know. Maybe Irn Bru...
When I see Liz's avatar, I imagine she loves fun and has a very sensual side, but she holds back a little, possibly afraid. Of what, I don't know. Maybe Irn Bru...
Clumeleon
I've found that alcohol exaggerates my emotions. So, while yes, I am more likely to say things I wouldn't when sober, it's also more likely what I'm saying is a gross hyperbole of how I really feel.
When drunk, your instincts control you much more than usual. Sometimes your instinct is to say or do something extreme, even by drunk standards. To some extent, you lose the capacity to be dishonest but you also lose the ability to express yourself clearly.
There's a lot that I have said when drunk that wasn't entirely reflective of what I really meant, although it's usually quite close to the truth.
EDIT: I hadn't read JohnC's post before I replied but he essentially says the same thing in his final sentiment.
When drunk, your instincts control you much more than usual. Sometimes your instinct is to say or do something extreme, even by drunk standards. To some extent, you lose the capacity to be dishonest but you also lose the ability to express yourself clearly.
There's a lot that I have said when drunk that wasn't entirely reflective of what I really meant, although it's usually quite close to the truth.
EDIT: I hadn't read JohnC's post before I replied but he essentially says the same thing in his final sentiment.