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We don't have TV in our flat so I'm definitely online more.
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The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP


Indeed, it's a very good question for these forums, considering the accuracy with which many of our male members know the details of their own "members". One would imagine that a lot of the guys here do keep good track of their cock size.
Pepperoni pizza. Was going to be cheese but I was forced to get some meat.
When I was with my last girlfriend, we both shaved at different times and asked the other what they thought, and both decided that we preferred each other unshaved.

I think that's a decision to be made as a sexually active couple.

(And sorry for answering a gals' question).
I'm a little confused by the article. Is it saying that those with mental health problems are more likely to have creative talents, or that creative people are more prone to mental illness?

I can't decide which of the two I would find to be more believable. Being only a moderately creative person with no documented history of mental illness, either of the contrapositives could hold true for me.

Hmm...
"I already have a boyfriend; one man's enough for me. Here to have some fun with sexy ladies..."
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
What's a false pussy eater?


That's when you're just paying it lip service.

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So guys what do you think about pleasing your women? Is it just as importantt to you as what she does for you in the bedroom?


It's more important. One should never be a selfish lover; sex (as a recreational activity) should be about mutual pleasure and enjoyment. If we care about someone and enjoy the way they make us feel, we should show our gratitude by striving to make them feel the same.

Sex is give and take, for sure, but one should never take more than one gives. Besides, the "pleasure-giving" should be an enjoyable part of it, too; it should be fun, not an effort or an obligation.
Tina Fey. As long as she's there, it doesn't matter what the fuck she does.
I like the knickers on because, if something raunchy kicks off, I love to undress a woman, especially removing her underwear to reveal her... loveliness. Plus, the feeling of moist panties drives me nuts (in the good way).
Sometimes I enjoy it just as much as sex. That feeling of closeness is just divine. To fall asleep with my lover in my arms... bliss.
Fifty? Fucking hell, I need to get some younger friends; I was invited to a fucking seventieth the other week!

You're a sweet guy, Steph, and you've given me some really powerful words of encouragement in the relatively short space of time I've known you. I hope you're happy.

Have a great day full of all the things you love.

Russell Crowe xx
I frickin' love haggis. Just discovered some in the fridge and planning on having it for breakfast tomorrow. And then go to the gym to work it off.

Bit different from your plans but sure I'll enjoy it just the same.
In the unlikely hypothetical situation that I were to place Top 3, would I be allowed to donate the prize to a fellow Lushie or something like that? You see, I don't think I'd put these things to best use.
My mum cooked me up some haggis, bacon and sausages on Saturday morning; it was lovely.
In an ideal world, I would make a living as a writer (or maybe a screenwriter). Unfortunately, I'm probably not talented or disciplined enough for that so it shall remain a hobby.

I'm working towards becoming a secondary school teacher which is also something I'm very passionate about. I think it could definitely turn out to be my "dream job".
I imagine not. I think those kind of things are better left in the past and have too much potential to cause problems (of insecurity, for example) in the current relationship. Personally, I don't believe I would enjoy that at all.
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Of course, it does matter who's cock it is.


Exactly (except it's "whose cock"). Being a mathematician, I often take questions very literally (you just have to in maths). I would appreciate a little more specificity from the OP.

I have sucked a cock in the past. I identify as heterosexual but I like to have a "never say never" attitude. Under certain circumstances, I would be quite open to sucking a cock again, especially knowing how much I personally enjoy having my cock sucked.
Like, just any old, disease-free cock? Just because it was there? Of course not.
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If you're trying to attract a woman here, do you think that helps?


Do you think it helps?
I can't help but I believe a few people have been having problems with iOS6 and the site. Hopefully the tech guy will be able to sort out your problem or whatever wider problem with compatibility there might be.
The lack of a "Destroy Stupid Person/Troll" button.
Every Cloud...

It's not my best work, it's not very long and it's riddled with errors that I haven't gotten around to fixing yet. However, I adore this piece.

I loved writing it. It's about people making an instant connection in an unlikely situation; "love at first sight", in a sense. A little bit funny and a little bit sexy, like many of my stories.

Enjoy it as much as I do.