Quote by crazydiamond
WEll Op can't do a friggin' test, the other two can't agree to disagree, we might as well enjoy some boxing...... mmmmm sweaty men hahahahahaha
Is this what you had in mind?
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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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Clumeleon
I fell for the trap; I read the profile.
You come across as insecure, desperate for attention and desperate for approval. The fact that you mentioned "daddy's money" made me instantly want to dislike you. Why you think many thousands of strangers need to know that about you is beyond me. I'd also guess that you have pretty low self-esteem (although you'll probably deny it until you're blue in the face).
That was my first impression of you. Thanks for asking.
You come across as insecure, desperate for attention and desperate for approval. The fact that you mentioned "daddy's money" made me instantly want to dislike you. Why you think many thousands of strangers need to know that about you is beyond me. I'd also guess that you have pretty low self-esteem (although you'll probably deny it until you're blue in the face).
That was my first impression of you. Thanks for asking.
Clumeleon
Quote by elitfromnorth
We need an announcer. Someone to shout out who's fighting.
"In the red corner, having over 2 years of lush drama under his belt, ready to dance around. It's the mean lean Puss in Boots. Give it up for Magical FEEEEELIX!
And in the blue corner, also with plenty of experience from both the chatrooms and the forums. It's the woman behind the desk, with her heels in your face. Personalassistaaaaaaant!"
Something along those lines.
I'll volunteer. I have a nice, clear, booming voice.
nly crazy people or religious nutters could marry before having sex.
Clumeleon
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Nope, in fact they're even cheaper than cut-dildos of a similar make/quality. It's just a plastic mold - no reason it should cost more to make. The foreskin doesn't move. But it's more for the aesthetics of it.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/uncut-foreskin-realistic
So... if women like our porn stars cut, and our dildos cut... then it makes sense we like our men cut too.
Hence, I hate to break it to ya, Clum... but looks like I'm right.
Damn.
Clumeleon
Quote by Dudealicious
For people to say I can take it or leave it are lying to themselves, sex is the differentiation between a relationship and a friendship. If the sex sucks why in the hell would you stay in a relationship with that person?
I completely disagree with this. I firmly believe that one (well, two) could have a sexless relationship that had a lot more depth and meaning than even the strongest of friendships. The love you feel for a partner is different from the love you feel from a friend and I just will not concede that that is because of sex and sex alone.
Put it this was: If I had a choice between staying in my current relationship with a woman I love but knowing that we would never have sex again or having phenomenal sex on a regular basis with my best friend, I would definitely choose the former.
Sex is important in many relationship and it can make or break them. It's more important to some than to others and we can't tar everyone with the same brush.
Clumeleon
Quote by Buz
I am so very glad that I was circumcised soon after birth. I recommend that you have your baby boys circumcised. Tthey will appreciate it when they grow up. They will also appreciate that they don't remember it being done.
What exactly are the advantages? I'm uncircumcised (as are most men in the UK) but I'm very happy with things "down there" and have never had any problems.
Clumeleon
You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.
And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.
And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.
Clumeleon
I certainly don't have anything against having sex before marriage and it doesn't go against the teachings of my religion or anything like that. Indeed, I have had sex but have not been married. However, I think it can be quite romantic to "save yourself". Imagine what a loving, tender wedding night that could make for (this is all the my idealised, overly-romantic little world in my head).
It would not be a deal-breaker for me if someone I was with and really into did not want to have sex until they were married. If it turned out to be bad sex, I would learn to live with it because I obviously love them enough in every other way to not let it be an obstacle in our relationship.
I love sex but, if it came down to it, I could live without it.
It would not be a deal-breaker for me if someone I was with and really into did not want to have sex until they were married. If it turned out to be bad sex, I would learn to live with it because I obviously love them enough in every other way to not let it be an obstacle in our relationship.
I love sex but, if it came down to it, I could live without it.
Clumeleon
Quote by angelica
I think there should be some way that members can nominate stories to be Editor's Picks. I know people might just recommend their friends but couldn't we have something like if 20 people say they think it's worthy, the mods can consider it? I think lots of great stories don't get enough recognition.
Would it still be an "Editors' Pick" then? Also, if 20 people think it's worth an EP then it is getting plenty of recognition as it is. If your story stands out to a Mod who was specifically selected to do that job, usually because they know what constitutes good writing, and who reads dozens of stories of a week, that's when you know the story's worth a little extra publicity.
Clumeleon
Quote by naughtynurse
How about: "Who's the owner of this dildo?"
This example, although saying the same thing, doesn't illustrate my point (in fact, it would only serve to confuse).
Quote by naughtynurse
I get very, very frustrated when the tenses don't match in the same sentence. >
My tenses do match, as far as I can tell. If I'm wrong (tenses aren't my strong suit) then please elaborate, if you can.