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Clumeleon
Just thought of another.
As a kid I was scared of 'The Draught'. I had no idea what it was, of course, but must have imagined it as some kind of lurking monster that crept around looking for open doors. This was on account of everyone around me telling me, "Shut that door or you'll let The Draught in!"
Simpler times...
As a kid I was scared of 'The Draught'. I had no idea what it was, of course, but must have imagined it as some kind of lurking monster that crept around looking for open doors. This was on account of everyone around me telling me, "Shut that door or you'll let The Draught in!"
Simpler times...
Clumeleon
Quote by caramelvixxen
I have a dear friend whose girlfriend is on a different sexual wavelength. He loves sex...whenever, whereever, as often as possible, and he loves exploring and trying new things. She could care less about it and doesn't seem to enjoy it. He holds back from telling her about things he wants to do and feels like a perv because he's always the one initiating...
He's considering marriage and I feel like he's setting himself up for disaster because if it's like this now, it will only get worse once they are married.
What advice would you give him? Would you/Could you marry such a woman...?
UGH! Take four minutes out of your life to watch this, please. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2010/may/20/language-usa?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9038
As to your actual question...
As long as he knows what he's getting into and doesn't let it become an issue several months into the marriage then I wish him the best of luck. If it's going to be a problem for him and if he already feels like it's affecting their relationship, he should take a step back. However, if he's considering marriage, the relationship must be pretty solid.
Would I do it? Yeah. I like sex and all but I could definitely live without it for the right person.
Clumeleon
Very interesting...
I've been in a relationship for four months and have not mentioned the fact that I have written erotic fiction. I should also say that I haven't written (or, for that matter, read) anything on Lush since the relationship started. And if it makes a difference, only one story on here is based on reality.
It's tricky; I really don't know when the right time to tell her something like that is or if I need to tell her at all. I'm not sure how she'd react and I don't think it's the kind of thing that would spice up our sex life or anything. Part of me thinks that I should have told her early on and that the longer I leave it, the harder it gets.
If she happened to ask, I would tell her in an instant and, if she wanted to, I'd let her read my stuff.
I'm very interested to see other responses here.
I've been in a relationship for four months and have not mentioned the fact that I have written erotic fiction. I should also say that I haven't written (or, for that matter, read) anything on Lush since the relationship started. And if it makes a difference, only one story on here is based on reality.
It's tricky; I really don't know when the right time to tell her something like that is or if I need to tell her at all. I'm not sure how she'd react and I don't think it's the kind of thing that would spice up our sex life or anything. Part of me thinks that I should have told her early on and that the longer I leave it, the harder it gets.
If she happened to ask, I would tell her in an instant and, if she wanted to, I'd let her read my stuff.
I'm very interested to see other responses here.
Clumeleon
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I do believe there is a surgeon in Miami that surgically thickens one's penis. I am not sure if it can be lengthened or not. It does seem like one could lose sensitivity. As for as other techniques, I am sure that 100% of them are scams.
I believe there is a technique for lengthening but I believe it has more of an effect on flaccid length than erect and also often results in your erection pointing downwards rather than up. Doesn't really seem worth it, does it?
I haven't and won't try anything.
Clumeleon
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I asked my husband and he flat out refused....
I'd almost certainly have the same reaction; it just wouldn't feel right. It would probably also make me start to worry about the relationship (perhaps unnecessarily). I like to think that we have a good enough time just the two of us.
Clumeleon
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Was goingto ignore this as it makes me so pissed off that Alex Salmond can even suggest Scotland can cope on their own. Im in a privileged position that I am accountant in Glasgow that can see how badly some businesses are doing even with a great accountant. Everyone thinks aw amazing we can be our own country, why not etc. Id love to be out of Britain but the fact remains I dont want my son or me to be honest, growing up and living in a country that wouldnt have schools, hospitals etc scotland couldnt afford it and neithercud the rest of britain.
Misinformed bollocks.
Clumeleon
From one of our fine British comedians on behalf of the Queen:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2010/may/20/language-usa?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9038
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2010/may/20/language-usa?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9038
Clumeleon
Quote by lancashirelad
the scottish national party, which currently holds office in the scottish parliament wants to, and it was the scottish people that voted them in...so that would suggest that they want to
A vote for SNP is not necessarily a vote for independence. It seems, at this moment in time, that opinion is split fairly evenly on this matter (perhaps leaning slightly more towards "No"). Many people are still afraid of breaking up the union, afraid that we might not be able to go it alone.
These people have been misled by scaremongering unionist parties (particularly the Conservatives). Scotland is more than capable, just like any other small country in the world, of running its own affairs; we do not need interference from London-based politicians who know next to nothing about Scotland and its people. Why shouldn't we have our own voice on the European and world stages? Why shouldn't Scottish people make decisions for Scotland?
The independence issue is way bigger than party politics but Scotland is very fortunate to have a strong, influential group like the SNP spearheading the Yes campaign. We've got two and a half years to convince the entire nation that going it alone is the best and only way forward. We cannot continue to live on pocket money from Westminster and still be dictated to by a government we didn't vote for.
It's time that people sat up and paid attention because this Referendum is happening. It's time this great nation had its own voice once more.
Clumeleon
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Clum, I understand where you are coming from as my Hubby and his family were raised in the Buddhist influences. But I believe you are missing their main focus. In which one is supposed to strive to achieve "Enlightenment". However I do agree with your viewpoint about us not being good Christians. I thank you for your comment and viewpoint!
I don't believe I'm missing anything; I'm going to assume that your husband's family practice a different "strand" of Buddhism. You've made the big assumptions that I haven't already achieved enlightenment, whatever that really means. My religion is definitely all about striving for the happiness of myself and others.
Clumeleon
I do not think that, living the way you do, you are being "good Christians". If it's something you wouldn't tell your priest/minister/whatever then you probably think it's a sin and therefore that your God does not approve of it. If you're going to follow an organised religion, I don't believe you should bend the rules to suit yourself.
I am, as most of this forum knows now, a Buddhist. All we care about is becoming happy and helping others to do so. There are no hard and fast rules, just the absolute faith that our good (bad) actions will have good (bad) consequences. There are no hard and fast rules (many people think we can't drink or smoke or eat meat but nowhere in the literature does it say this) and certainly no one tells you what you can and cannot do regarding sex.
Chant Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo with all your heart and the benefits you receive will be immeasurable.
I am, as most of this forum knows now, a Buddhist. All we care about is becoming happy and helping others to do so. There are no hard and fast rules, just the absolute faith that our good (bad) actions will have good (bad) consequences. There are no hard and fast rules (many people think we can't drink or smoke or eat meat but nowhere in the literature does it say this) and certainly no one tells you what you can and cannot do regarding sex.
Chant Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo with all your heart and the benefits you receive will be immeasurable.
Clumeleon
Quote by Dee8947
So not giving us other Scots here a bad name
We're not quite so pedantic!!
As for the question I've never had sex with someone for doing something for - mainly cos I can do it myself LOLOLOLOLOL
What I said had nothing to do with being Scottish; I never made any link whatsoever between my nationality and my pedantry.
Clumeleon
Firstly, "gratuitive" isn't a word; you're probably confusing it with "gratuitous".
Secondly, although this is probably sheer pedantry, it would be more apt to say, "Sex as a gratuity," as "gratuitous" somehow implies that it was done without good cause or reason, e.g. gratuitous violence.
Not actually sure why this was restricted to ladies, either...
Secondly, although this is probably sheer pedantry, it would be more apt to say, "Sex as a gratuity," as "gratuitous" somehow implies that it was done without good cause or reason, e.g. gratuitous violence.
Not actually sure why this was restricted to ladies, either...
Clumeleon
I'm quite a jealous guy but I hide it as best I can. I have enough trust in my girlfriend that it doesn't make sense to act all macho and make sure everyone knows she is with me; I know and she knows and that's all there is to it. If her friendship with another guy was really making me uncomfortable, I would tell her and I'm sure she'd be understanding and be mature enough to talk about it.
My girlfriend has a lot of male friends with whom she is close and, likewise, I have a number of close female friends. Naturally, we both get jealous but the important thing is dealing with it in a healthy manner. For example, recently my girlfriend suspected that a very good friend of mine, who I've known for years and see regularly, had feelings for me. She had complete trust in me but was worried that this girl was going to make a move on me. I know my friend well enough that I almost laughed at the very suggestion; there's absolutely nothing but friendly love between us. When I took a step back and tried to see it from her perspective, I could just about understand where she was coming from but I quickly reassured her that she was mistaken.
I think it's kind of nice that she gets a little jealous sometimes; it shows she cares. However, if she started getting really possessive and telling me what friends I can and cannot spend time with, that might cause a problem.
My girlfriend has a lot of male friends with whom she is close and, likewise, I have a number of close female friends. Naturally, we both get jealous but the important thing is dealing with it in a healthy manner. For example, recently my girlfriend suspected that a very good friend of mine, who I've known for years and see regularly, had feelings for me. She had complete trust in me but was worried that this girl was going to make a move on me. I know my friend well enough that I almost laughed at the very suggestion; there's absolutely nothing but friendly love between us. When I took a step back and tried to see it from her perspective, I could just about understand where she was coming from but I quickly reassured her that she was mistaken.
I think it's kind of nice that she gets a little jealous sometimes; it shows she cares. However, if she started getting really possessive and telling me what friends I can and cannot spend time with, that might cause a problem.