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It just depends on what outfit you are wearing. Some days it looks like I have no breasts at all, other days I look like I should be wearing a bra!

Sorry, I promised Jeff I wouldn't talk about my hairy breasts again in the forums.
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Love to see the contrast during sex.


Skin contrast has always been a huge turn-on for me. smile


I love seeing my peely-wally (look it up) Scottish arms against my girlfriend's chocolatey skin; so sexy.

P.S. Sorry if I accidentally poked the bear with my Avenue Q video; I just like musicals.
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oh... i thought it had to do with Pi... see what i mean?


Ha!
The square root of 69 is 8-something, right? 'Cause I've been trying to work it out.
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most pussies really enjoy fresh cream.


I'll try it, but if those pussies still don't behave after I give them fresh cream then I'm going to have to spank them.
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you should try rewarding them for good behavior rather then punishing them for bad.


Your methods are radical, Rachel, but I'll give it a shot. What rewards do pussies enjoy?
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Aaaw, lost another one yesterday...

AT least she PMd and said she'd be back...


I hope she will be back; I kind of liked that one.
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i am 100% against animal cruetly! spanking, slapping, kicking or otherwise harming cats is just mean and there are laws against it!


But sometimes my pussies are bad and it's the only way they'll learn!
Disagree. I think those things are important, for sure, but not the be all and end all of making the world a better place. People can make their own contribution to this in different ways.

The world would be a better place if we all followed the same religion.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens; brown, copper kettles and warm, woollen mittens.

I enjoy the glorious satisfaction of solving a maths problem I've been working on.
I enjoy a good bottle of wine and a nice cheese board.
I enjoy sitting quietly while my cat sleeps on my lap.
I enjoy being silly.

And lasagne.
It has only ever happened once and even then it was only implicit.

How many different beds have you had sex in?
I was going to say something about racism but then my girlfriend just texted me from London saying, "This club is soooooo black!!!!!!!"

She has great comic timing.
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For me, it's white and Hispanic.


Why?

I'll reserve judgment until I've tried them all (could be waiting a while).
Listening to a playlist I made by playing the 'related artists game'. Starts and ends with Katy Perry and goes through 188 other artists in between.

Currently Meatloaf's Two Out of Three Ain't Bad. I love it.
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Welcome to Lush! I'm sure you'll enjoy it and add a lot to the community. Just an FYI, these blanket solicitations rarely work on here, especially with someone who has no personal information filled out and no friends. Maybe try posting on the forums and adding some friends. Good place to start!


You're getting really good at this "friendly" thing, CG.
The idealistic part of me wants to wish for world peace but I actually don't really know how to define that and so I am hesitant.

The practical part of me wants to wish for enough money that it is never something I have to worry about because then I could concentrate on getting on with my life and concentrating on the things that I think are important. In that way, I could make my own contribution towards the fulfilment of kosen-rufu (a world peace of sorts).
I'm listening to a Spotify playlist I made for my twentieth birthday to play while we drank before going out. It's full of 'songs of the moment' as well as some group favourites and a few which are related to private jokes.

Currently Destiny's Child's Nasty Girl.
I kind of like where (and when) I am just now. The past is old news; it's all about the here and now.
I have no idea what he meant by that reply; "nuturing" isn't a word in any language I speak.

Seriously though, I have no idea what he means. Nurtured is not how I feel after having sucked on my girlfriend's breasts. Maybe he was joking?

It's an activity I enjoy, too. If you both like it then I wouldn't over-analyse it.
I've never done this but I reckon I could be persuaded to do it as a 'one-off' favour to a good friend under the condition that they listen to me lecturing them about it. They would have to be a really good friend, mind. And the lie would have to be a simple one.
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Do you waer your Dangermouse outfit in the bedroom? I could be Penfold ;) lol


Haha. Haven't tried that out in the bedroom yet, although it might not be the first time I've been described as a "power house". Sadly, there's a bit of an 'access' issue with the costume. Also, the mask is the hottest things in life; the heavy breathing would likely cause me to pass out...

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I'll admit, two of my photos aren't me. And one is questionable.
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You could always go with a Buz cut too.


From the sounds of it, Buz's hair will be down to his belly-button soon, too.