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[I toyed with putting this in the Relationships section, but decided against it. If someone disagrees with my decision and has the power to do so, feel free to move it.]


Fairly open topic: tell us what you think about marriage proposals.

How would you like to be proposed to? How have you proposed in the past? What are the worst ways to propose?

Ideal locations? In a crowd (strangers or friends/family) or in private? Four simple words or a love poem? On bended knee?

Should women propose to men? Should there always be a ring? Thoughts on seeking the father's permission first?


Well, what do you think?
One of my friends would probably have a field day in this thread - he is a notorious pedant and self-proclaimed 'Grammar Nazi'. I'll pick out two which I know really get up his nose:

When people refer to the flag of the UK as the Union 'Jack' when, in fact, it is simply called the Union Flag. Apparently, this is only correct when it is on the front of a naval ship or something like that. He never lets it slide.

General misuse and misunderstanding of the idiom 'to beg the question'. He often tries to catch us out with that one.


I have another of my own: 'alot' is not a word, it's two words.
I agree with Mistress_of_words (she is so wise).

Also, you should write a story about it. smile
Missionary, as well. There wasn't much planning involved, it just happened. She had a broken foot so that was easiest.
Magical_felix, without a doubt.

EDIT: But nah, let me be serious for a change. Of my short friends list, I would have to say that mazza has the sexiest profile picture.
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What about zero sum game. I hear news analists say it.
Isn't it zero sum gain?


No, I'm pretty sure it's zero sum game, which is a term in Game Theory. I've been wrong before...

Without having read through this entire thread, I'm going to add two that might have been said:

'All of the sudden' should be, obviously, 'All of a sudden'.

'should of', 'could of', etc. The word should be 'have'.
This is one of about 4 threads on the same topic.

There's a search function at the top of the Forum page.
Can you leave a link in a photo comment? If so, you could post the link immediately underneath once the photo was up. I don't know if you can do that though.

EDIT: Yes, you can. Do that.
Neither. A woman on her period certainly doesn't 'turn me on' but nor does it repulse me. It's natural, not gross.

Now, if you're talking about having sex during a woman's time of the month (which is a thread already, I believe) then I can't comment, because I've never experienced it.
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It's generally located under the middle toe of the woman's right foot.


Ohhhh... and here I was wasting my time with vaginas.
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These are both things I'd be up for taking a stab at myself and posting in the writers resources section, if anyone would be interested.


I'd be interested. The more help and advice available to writers here, the better quality the writing will be (in theory). Both the topics you suggested (and your examples) are things I am increasingly conscious of as I am developing my writing.

I look forward to your posts, if you decide to do them.
Hmm... I'd have to take this opportunity to gather some of the mathematical minds I admire the most (assuming they could all speak English):

Leonhard Euler.
Carl Friedrich Gauss.
Euclid.
Augustin-Louis Cauchy.
Pierre de Fermat.
David Hilbert.


It would have to be coffee and cake and the discussion wouldn't have to be entirely mathematical, although it would probably lean that way.

I didn't use up the entire 7 spaces allocated, as I would also like to meet Nichiren Daishonin to chant with him. This would be at a separate time from the maths party, if that is permissible.
I love Fruit Pastilles, especially green ones. I could munch on them all day long. I'm eating a packet right now.

Peanuts are another indulgence of mine. Once I start eating them, I find it hard to stop.

[Take note: I was going to post a very similar topic to this, but thanks to the wonderful search function here on the Lush forums, a duplication has been prevented and another topic of discussion resurrected from the bowels of The Lounge. Amazing, isn't it?]
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i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
pls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth


oh hello. let me introduce myself. i am LittleMissBitch and while i can be a very nice person it is also totally within my capabilities to rip off your head and shit down your neck. if my PM to you didnt make it clear that i dont play that way i hope this does. if you like, you can even consider this fair warning.

thank you. that is all.


LMB, you're my favourite!
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Thanks Clum, I would find no need to learn a language that is rarely used anymore but I appreciate the advice.


I agree, to an extent. One of my friends studies Classics at university and we're always ripping on her for wasting her time on dead languages. I just meant that, from the point of view of learning new languages, a good grounding in Latin would probably stand you in good stead.

I wouldn't go out of my way to learn Latin now, but I sometimes wish it had been compulsory at school, as it was once upon a time.
I'm with you, Rumple, repetitive types of sentences quickly come to your attention and distract from the story. You've got to mix it up, people.
[It's very difficult not to make a "your mum" joke here.]

Usually my torso. It depends.
I love Hedwig & The Angry Inch! Excellent contribution, Eviotis.
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Looks like a South American version of Jeff!


Are we absolutely certain it isn't Jeff?