A few days late but I hope you had a great birthday
Give me a UK accent and my motor goes from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.
Edit: Sometimes my American brain tends to forget Ireland isn't part of the UK so we can add Irish accent to the list.
As sappy as this may be to some my happy place is with my wife.
Where we are and what we're doing doesn't matter as long as we're together.
I'm 30 but I look between 17 & 19.
I've lost count of how many times my wife has been mistaken for my mother
To share and publish my stories
Absolutely...
if my wife was ever taken over by a brain parasite
Underwear or nothing.
With as much as I flip flop during the night clothes get all bunched up and uncomfortable
With men I prefer to bottom.
The Salem in Oregon.
We're incredibly unoriginal when it comes to naming cities.
Not being interested in anything remotely sexual (with other people) I don't care
Trinket, Spacecat &_Sprite are my top 3
Why? They're fun women to talk to. (Sprite was on the a count I deleted a few years ago)
Apparently not.
If I don't say anything my wife asks if I've cum yet
I would start with introducing myself if I was single...and went to the gym
I try to make a policy of not really caring if it's not my body. If she wants it great, if she doesn't I'll help her shave if she wants.
It all feels the same on the inside
I have to post so this is my posting my post that I have to post.
Walking through the hallway in 8th Grade.
I remember not believing it until the principle pulled everyone into the lunch room and put the news on.
Usually it tastes good.
Except this one time unbeknownst to me the recipient of the blowjob was coming down from a math binge. I almost puked that time
Probably an expensive cut of meat from Peter Luger's steakhouse.
I love it.
My wife fingers me while giving me a handjob every once in a while and it feels amazing
Reading a good book
Playing a really fun game
Smoking weed
Anything I do with my wife
Just being around good people in general
