there was a young lady from Tottenham,
Who had no manners,
Or she'd forgotten them,
Whist at tea at the vicars,
She took off her knickers,
and said, I felt ottinem."
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davedax97
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 79
United Kingdom
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I bought a dash cam, thinking it might come in useful some day.
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Active Ink Slinger
I bought a dash cam, thinking it might come in useful some day.
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Active Ink Slinger
I bought a dash cam, thinking it might come in useful some day.
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Active Ink Slinger
I bought a dash cam, thinking it might come in useful some day.
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
Monday morning I scraped a car, he was overtaking parked cars, he got out and started yelling about having a baby with him in the car, So I suggested that he took some driving lessons before driving.
He said it was gonna cost me hundreds for a new mirror, THEY'RE ABOUT 3 HUNDRED POUNDS FOR HIS CAR, so I just pointed to the camera and said that it would show how far over he was.
Well the police have just been to see it. (the camera) I was informed that it operates on a continual 5 minute cycle, 5 f,,,ING MINUTES, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
