well.. I might be in.. I've just submitted my story, in the lap of the Mods now if it gets through in time.. I'm so sorry it's so late, RL decided to throw me a curve ball.. still, better late than never ❤️

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Lol, the pussy showed you her ... well, that's not necessarily negative. Well done for having a story, I just have a title Gooning for Godot and the first 250 words. And a four year old who is so excited he may leave the planet sometime soon. So we will see if I have time to reflect on my favourite Beckett play and write a short sex story.

Gooning for Godot is harsh.. is that edging for ever?

This is such an amazing story... The Editors pick is so well deserved

Got 3 stories ready to submit over the next few weeks once the final chapter of My Daughters Best Friend goes live.. one is a facesitting story about a girl with a nose ring and then there is a wife lovers story about a woman and her paraplegic husband and how she lets him watch her seduce young women and then a historical story about a Rake who seduces a scullery maid and ruins her life, though there is a twist, of course.

So no different than putting Canada as the 51st state of the USA.. fair enough.

I'll be interested in the back story of how these states are created. West Brit is an insult in Ireland so I'm intrigued how west Britain comes about 😘

Thank you so much to everyone who helped make this famous.. mwahhhh 😘❤️

It's next to be posted after the nose ring story x

about 150 more views should do it x

Don't worry microfiction writers.. stop complaining..you are just too young to be trendy. There isn't one story on the top ten younger than Naughty Annie's 2024 opus . It now selects back as far as Jen's 2020 offering. Trending is just a state of mind... As some people say, "Tiocfaidh ár lá".. your time in the trending top 10 of your chosen category will come.. just be patient ❤️

Some moderators like grammerly and tell me my almost pathological disregard for commas is upsetting and tell me to put it through grammerly which, to my mind, as a hiberno-english speaker seems so over the top.

Like WW I will start sentences with this and also with but, which I was also told never to start a sentence with.

Grammerly tries to force me to write properly and I will listen to it and happily click dismiss dismiss dismiss.

This is the only way. And now I'm forcing you to remember what the this was from a previous paragraph

Sooooo... I don't post in here too often.. I think last time was 3 years ago but one of my stories is moving within sniffing distance of 30,000 views and a second Famous Story.. unbelievable in this day and age.

My Daughter's Best Friend is a sordid series of stories about a married lesbian mother who falls for her teenage daughter's best friend. Chapter 8 is in the moderation queue as I type and is a car crash waiting to happen but I'd love you all.. yes all of you.. "every single mother fucking last one of you" ... (I love you Honey Bunny) to go visit Chapter One where it all began and make it famous... go on.. you know you want to... just click here

Love these micro competitions.. here's mine.

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She’d died in childbirth. Their daughter survived less than a day.

Barely six months later, he’s back up the aisle.

She stands now at the end of the bed, nursing her baby, appraising his arse as it rises and falls.

He thrusts with youthful vigour, eager for a son as he impregnates the new wife like a brood mare.

He rolls over, satisfied, only to stare into their eyes. His screams would waken the dead.

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That would work too. It's just a simple thought to keep all authors interested. 😊

I bet there will be a few who would go for that second omnium badge!

There's a few not that far off.. Banes is pretty close. Though some of those categories were hard enough the first time

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Good morning all. Today is kind of a special one for me. My latest story is the last one Simplicity and I wrote together. And, it’s also the last I needed to complete my Omnium quest. It kind of leaves me with a feeling that I’ve hit a signpost, that one road just ended and now I’m moving on in a different direction

Love is a Battlefield is on the front page but I warn you, this is not my usual fare. It’s contentions, combative and intense.

Much as we were

Congratulations Milik.. it's an achievement. There's always something to aim for... just bask in the glory for now... and now I'm off to read your story. I remember how kind Simplicity was the few times we spoke when I was a newbie writer. Congratulations again. S x

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One suggestion I have made in the past is to have a black, then a silver and then a gold Omnium badge. To win the silver, the author would have to write 2 stories in each genre; for the gold, three. 🙄😊

However, I guess this is currently not the site's top priority.

Perhaps if they won't do silver and gold,maybe a number beside it, like they do with comp winners or runners up. It could even be done manually as the number of people doing a double omnium will always be small.. currently no one has 2 stories in every category

I think you can hide it by clicking edit and then save it so it stays in drafts but keeps all comments etc if/when you republish

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Strange someone would leave a comment if they don't leave a score - ok, they may be new & not aware of the Like of Fav buttons?

I don't think that is that strange. I can read a story and appreciate some parts or not and provide a comment but not give it a like.. a like is a positive affirmation...

In the old days you could score between 1 and 5.. I would regard a like as a 4 and a favourite as a 5.

I took two different directions with watersports.. neither of which really involved sexual activity... Disco biscuits and pee stop but there are so many categories that shouldn't be here that the Omnium is an endurance test of writing stories we don't really want to.... Having said that, I'm trying to do a double Omnium with two stories in every category ... Just for a laugh

If you really want to use the cover designer, make the cover then take a screen grab before saving it and upload the screengrab.. it works for me.. rather than waiting and holding off on publishing the story for some unspecified time when the developers will get around to fixing it

I think Elvis outdoes Sting in the stalker stakes

Ok.. I was wrong.. they've disappeared into the digital ether.. is there an issue or is it just me.. and Fox?

There seems to be an issue with the cover designer.. I've tried to make the cover 3 times and it doesn't show up.. I know I'll wake up tomorrow and have 3 covers to choose from but that's a serious lag of over an hour without it appearing . Maybe too many scraped porn pics and GIFs being uploaded are clogging the servers

Platinum too.. especially as a ring with a diamond or pearl inset ❤️

Ssssh man

She had a free period so came home early from college only to hear the sound of her parents enthusiastic fucking coming from their bedroom. She recognised her mum's orgasmic wail but she hadn't seen her dad's car in the driveway. The noises stopped. She stood frozen in the hallway as the bedroom door opened. The stranger looked at her, put his finger to his lips and left.

Is the backup cleared?

I've had a story assigned to a mod for a while but I see some people have had 2 stories published in the last day so I'm guessing it's cleared

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As you know we have your support ticket on this and it is being investigated.

I know.. I was just answering Seeker's question. I also forgot to tell you it was on android and chrome which he seemed to think was important

I am on android, using chrome. I hadn't logged out, just closed the tab. Lush seldom logs me out when I do that.

Later I typed lus and auto complete did the rest. The site opened up and I was on another member's profile page. I was logged in as them. I clicked the pic which brought up their menu, seeing they had 0 lush coins, took a couple of screenshots to show admin and logged out.

The member whose profile I accessed is based in another country, but I've no way of knowing for sure.

No one else could have used my phone to log in to lush

Just don't get Rick rolled....

Congratulations JP Sinister, carlton and Jaymal and the rest of the Top 10.. great writing all round