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Quote by Frank

Specifics best dealt with by those who have the knowledge and wisdom to do so without too tainted an agenda. Reasoned legislation may then follow.

It will never happen then. Knowledge and wisdom are not qualities I associate with politicians in any country.
Quote by Verbal


What are the clues (unless, of course, you don't want to give away the "tell")?

The testicles.vtg5IQR64NUVJLv4
Quote by tiddlywink


An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen whom take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.

If you think his reply was good, you should try his stories. They'll keep you in your boudoir for a week, lol.
Quote by nikki_cardinali
I rather enjoy it but 90% of the time it ends up being a guy on the other end it takes the fun out of it.

If it gets you off, who cares?
If I go to a glory hole, the mouth could be anyone's. That's the beauty of it, it's who I want it to be in my own mind. Fuck the reality.
It would be different if you had made some emotional connection before cybering. But for random cybering it doesn't matter.
Quote by Milik_Redman


Good thing I'm bisexual. (Okay, I'm not bi, I'm indiscriminate ;)It opens the door to several of those categories. Right now I'd settle for a hot gif and some lube, tbh.

Hmmm, I hear there are some scorching stories somewhere on this site.

Just hit a sauna, preferably one you've never been to. You'll be the centre of attention, new kid on the block (so much nicer than saying "fresh meat")
Quote by rodman2005
Because it's there~!!!! mmmmmmm damn I wanna do it now!

Do you need a hand?
Try destressing your hubby, maybe a nice sensual massage. Then jump him!
It might stress him out again but at least you got your fuck.
Failing that, pay an escort. No emotions involved, just a hard, satisfying fuck.
Quote by tiddlywink


Yes, I see what you mean.

It seems my examples are all one word and all constitute nouns.

However, I do think the word "cyber" is used predominantly as a adjective.

Cyber age


Derek, this is a conundrum.

Need help!!!

Look up the OED new word additions for Dec 2010.
Cyberbullying was added later.
Quote by DanielleX


If meteorology is the study of the weather, what's the study of meteors called?

Meteorics. Never heard of it, but it makes sense using the -ics suffix.
Quote by tiddlywink
Is the word "Cyber" an official verb now?

It's certainly an adjective.

Cyber sex
Cyber space
Cyber attack


But would it be right to say "I cybered with a friend last night"?

If it isn't already, I'm sure it will be soon.

It depends on which side of the Atlantic you live.
In Merriman Webster it is a verb.
In the OED it is neither a verb nor an adjective. It is a combination noun and should be followed by a hyphen, except for cyberbullying which is all one word.
Quote by Frank



Can I suggest the title, 'Game Bird'.

Getting laid while they lay.
Quote by Liz
Do you know what it is? Honestly? There are so many men pretending to be women on Lush that it puts people off cybering.

You see these profiles that pop up, usually a young, single, very attractive girl. They have a gorgeous avatar and some risqué photos on their profile page. They make a point of telling everyone they're a lesbian and that they are only interested in 'having fun' with other girls.

BUT...

Anyone with half a brain can work out that actually, those aren't photos of her. They were more than likely found online somewhere in an 'amateur photo gallery' and uploaded as window-dressing for the gullible and trusting.

What really makes me giggle is thinking about two guys jerking off at home, chatting to each other as lesbian girls online. They must know!

Fake Girl 1: "Lick my clit, baby!"

Fake Girl 2: "Ooo, yeah. Both of them?"

Fake Girl 1: "Hell yes. You make me so wet! It's like... squirting all over the place! LOL"

Fake Girl 2: "That's so hot. What do you taste like?"

Fake Girl 1: "Rainbow sherbet."

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

And that's probably why real lesbian members of Lush are reluctant to cyber.

Liz

Rainbow sherbet? You've been in the sweet shop too long, lol.
Quote by MrsDikDango


I know sad that's what hurts more than anything that I know he would rather have that than me. He even said if I didn't stop going on about it he was leaving, deleting and blocking my number and never seeing the kids again!!! They are 15 and 10. I don't know what to do because I cannot trust him to be good. I've stopped going to friends houses on a weekend because I cannot trust him.

So to summarise:
1. You aren't enough, and never will be.
2. He gets violent.
3. He's threatened to walk out and never see his chidren again.
4. You've sacrificed your social life because of him.
5. You're missing meals, putting your health at risk. Which will impact on your kids.
6. He refuses to do anything at all to change.

I hope I haven't missed anything.
Now read this over and over again. If your best friend told you all this, what would be your advice? Then follow it!
Quote by DanielleX


My MP is Lucina Berger, she's quite hot in some photos ;)

Hi neighbour, she's mine as well. I met her more than once, she is very attractive.
Quote by Forbiddenwriter
Yes, mostly because I can't find someone who can do me right. I give them a chance, yet they never seem to get me off, or even get me moaning. I end up just saying 'fuck it' and just have sex instead. Until I can find a woman who's actually good at blowjobs, I dunno if I can even enjoy one.

Try a gay guy.
If you want to please her, don't try to do it. It could be physical or psychological, but the fact remains that she doesn't like it.
Different people have different turn ons and turn offs. You just have to deal with it or move on.
Quote by Wildweasel
Why does it bother so many people from other countries what we do here in the greatest nation on earth? We like guns, it was our right given to us by the founders of this nation and yes we will defend that right. Once we become a defenseless population, what is there to stop us from becoming a communist country or run by dictators and what would be a deterant from other countries coming here to take over? Yes we have different points of view on things then some, obviously so do you. We do what we feel is right and you do the same. Just because we are pro guns doesn't mean we are pro killing. If that were the case the only one in this country would be the best gunman. The perception of our country from others blows my mind. Then to get on here and be an internet bad ass, like you know what its like over here, and start knocking our dick in the dirt. SMH

Greatest nation on Earth? Debatable and transient. Several countries have had that accolade and not one was permanent.
Right to bear arms? Adapt the meaning to suit NRA and the gun fanatics.
Communist country? You are a democracy. Countries became communist after tyrants, despots etc.
As for perception of countries! Look in the mirror on that one. Your foriegn policy has been one of the most catastrophic in the history of modern times. How many times have you intervened in another country, only to see it go pear shaped? Then go to war to stop the very thing you created?
Keep your guns, who cares? Just don't be shedding crocodile tears, or coming out with the meaningless platitudes next time a school is attacked. Just pray that you aren't the parent or grandparent of a victim, or even worse, a perpetrator!
Quote by DanielleX
I have emailed the Met Office about this. I will post their reply here when it comes x

They're going to love you, lol. Hope you put MP after your name.
Quote by Frank

Never crossed my mind once!

Was it two, three or four times? Maybe just constantly?
Quote by stephanie


Reading a lot recently about the British/Anzac POWs who were imprisoned by the Imperial Japanese army after the fall of Singapore in conditions that almost defy description.

When I say 'defy description' I mean that the privations suffered by the prisoners of the Japanese cannot be compared to the hardships suffered by those Allied captives imprisoned by the Axis in Europe, (Soviet captives excepted.) Captives of the Japanese WERE EXPECTED TO PERISH. Hundreds of thousands did. Japan was not a signatory to The Geneva Convention. European captives of the Japanese were starved as standard, worked to death as policy, denied basic medical care or material, tortured and often executed for minor infractions and brutalized as a matter of course.

(May I say that those historical atrocities in no way reflect today's society or attitude in Modern Japan. It was a different time.)

In the course of my reading, I discover one Bobby Spong, an unusually named British soldier who gained considerable fame as a female impersonator in the theatrical shows the POWs produced to entertain themselves. So convincing indeed was he as a woman that on one occasion a production was halted by the Japanese in order that he be 'examined' to confirm he was indeed male.

It is reported that this young soldier went so far as to continue dressing as a girl off-stage, including during his work as a hospital orderly. Despite the mores of the time, it seems that he was allowed considerable latitude in terms of hair-length, make-up and dress, such was his morale-boosting effect upon men who had not seen a woman in years.

He is I believe (loosely?) portrayed in the novel 'King Rat' by James Clavell, (himself a POW survivor) although his character does not appear in the 1965 movie version.

Bobby Spong is mentioned only in brief in several of the later written accounts of POWs of that time. There is almost nothing about him on the Web. (One photo exists.) At least one survivor suggests that Spong was of course gay as we understand the term today, and yet, it seems he suffered no discrimination or abuse. There is no indication that he was ever sexually involved with a fellow POW, although given the attitudes of the time, (homosexuality was not only illegal but quite literally unspeakable) such suggestion would be unlikely.

In an aside that moved me to real tears, a survivor recounts how Bobby Spong would often sit with hospital patients who were dying, offering kindness, compassion and comfort to these unfortunate doomed soldiers in their last hopeless hours. So convincing was he that even these dying men would cover themselves in his presence in a gesture of respect and modesty. To them he WAS a woman.

Bobby Spong survived his five-year imprisonment. Returning to England in 1945 after his liberation his troopship transport capsized in open sea and sank with the loss of all on board.

I honour his memory here because I can. Not a GAY hero, I feel, but a hero who happened to be gay.

So many gay men returned home after war service and attained great fame in British stage, screen and later TV. Many of these were men who had served as concert-party entertainers, (Stan Baxter, Kenny Williams to name but two) others like Denholm Elliot and Alec Guinness were fighting soldiers... Bobby Spong was both. (I wonder what he would have become.)

In my posts I very often make bad, sometimes offensive, hopefully satirical observations. Not today. I'll say this, though. Somebody more talented than I should tell this man's story.

xx Stephen

Thanks for the post, I'd never heard of him.
The only point I want to make is that the last things on a Japanese POW's mind would be sex. If a Hollywood female sex symbol had been in the camp, the guys would not have had the energy to do anything. When I was young, a neighbour of mine had been a POW on the Burma Road. He was a big stocky guy, when he got back to England he was just over 5 stone, about 75 pounds. Still, at least he came back.
Quote by monkey101
Erm... im still not sure i have been with 3 guys in the past which i enjoyed very and i am turned on by some gay/bi porn but its more of a fantasy than an undying urge to be with a guy so i would probably just class myself as curious i think. If anyone thinks differently please comment i like constructive criticism

If I commented you'd blush.hSb0UdVQHpAEYH1k
Nice pics.7Ck5HXxHgEXfOF8A
Quote by oshkrozz
It does depend where you live, and what direction the air moves (does it sweep warm air off water or cold air ...) around here in the winter if we get a southern (ie coming from the south) wind it will bring slightly warm air (and wet ...) and if we get air from the north over the ohio valley it will be quite cold so the morning can start off at 40 and drop to 30 by noon .. or the opposite.

The only thing I look for is ice when I go for a morning run, black ice is never fun ...

You're right about the air current. With warm air moving in it can get warmer during the night.
Cloud cover is also a factor.
Quote by Weavindreams
Last time I looked didn't France have VERY restrictive gun laws? And, prohibitions have always been SO effective here like the ones on alcohol, drugs and even illegal aliens.

In Europe we call what happened in Paris an outrage, a masacre. In the US it's merely another statistic.
Quote by Wildweasel
I know this seems like a common sence thing "keep the guns away from kids and locked up" "don't keep them in your house" Well, here's my opinion and what we do. I have a wife and 2 kids, my wife has multiple handguns and I have multiple rifles. All but one of the handguns are locked up and none of my rifles are. Both of my kids know where they are. Now you are probably flipping out thinking "is this guy fucking stupid?!" Well My kids "both under 8 yrs old" have been brought up around them, they are not curious of them and they know what they are for and can do. None of them are loaded but even if they were, they know better. A lot of you I'm sure are going "but they could get killed with them!" Let me ask you this, does your kids put butter knives in the outlets? Put toys in the oven and turn it on? Maybe throw your cat in the microwave to see what would happen? Play with kitchen knives? Stick their hand in the toaster? I bet not. Why? cause they know better. My kids aren't curious about our guns because they have seen us shoot them, and clean them, and every time we do, its a gun saftey course basically. I have left guns on the table (bolt carrier group was out, unloaded and trigger lock on) just to see if my kids would even pay attention to them, they would walk by, glance at it as they passed by, then came to ask me why I left it out. I'm not saying every parent can do this, because well not every kid has grown up around firearms. I happen to grow up with a dad that had one in his truck at all times. And so will my kids.

All I can say is that I admire your honesty.
I'm so pleased that there's an ocean that seperates our two countries.
Quote by Frank



True, I apologise, I forget to verify that referred to my sexual orientation.
When you say, 'but I confess that fingers are the last place I'm looking. If I spotted one halfway through, I'm not going to stop.' surely it would be obvious as you ask him to take the brace position?

Isn't the brace position with your head between your knees? Well my head was there first, just get ready for lift off, lol.
Quote by Frank



True, I apologise, I forget to verify that referred to my sexual orientation.
When you say, 'but I confess that fingers are the last place I'm looking. If I spotted one halfway through, I'm not going to stop.' surely it would be obvious as you ask him to take the brace position?

Isn't the brace position with your head between your knees? Well my head was there first, just get ready for lift off, lol.
Quote by Frank



Similar to the male fantasy of having two women, maybe bi-sexual or lesbian? The idea of challenging a situation/state.

Well...not really apt in my case, lol. Two lesbians and a gay guy might be okay for a game of Trivial Pursuit.
The wedding ring would be a big no no for me, but I confess that fingers are the last place I'm looking. If I spotted one halfway through, I'm not going to stop.
A married guy with young children is totally out of bounds! No matter how stunning he was.
Quote by Porgy87
Paris, Venice, and Santa Fe.
I'd have espresso in the morning. I would partake of good art, good books, good music, and good food.

Venice? Certainly not in summer, the smell is so bad.