Quote by SereneProdigy
Call her best friend Stacy and let me do to her all the dirty stuff she isn't willing to perform herself:

Quote by BJintheUK
I would like to see them be available in different sizes, then I could find a pair that keep my scrotum away from the skin on my inside thighs. At present I find that the fold in the skin between scrotum and leg gets wet with sweat, so a slightly larger pouch size would allow the leg holes to fit better into the skin fold and keep the area a little drier.

Quote by stephanie


I have a RIDICULOUS crush on the TYT presenter Ana Kasparian.

(Her laugh makes me get all giddy and uncomfortable!!!)

She likes LATIN GUYS though. (I'm like the OPPOSITE of a Latin Guy.)

But I LOVE her!

xx SF

She's so pretty and clever and funny and cute and she did her MA in Political Science when she was working and her hair is amazing and she has almond shaped Armenian eyes and she has the best boobs and she's really fiesty and outspoken and I'm like a TEENAGER it's not even about the SEX it's just that she's the most INCREDIBLE girl and I wonder what her hair smells like...

Everyone: "Oh JESUS dude you have it BAD!"

Me: "I'm learning Spanish..."

Everyone: "OH NO STEVE DON'T!!! It won't end well. Hun, she's a little YOUNG for you too, yeah?"

Me: "I look younger than my age though..."

Everyone: "Hun, we SAY that but you DON'T! We were just being nice!"

Me: "So... You don't think I have a chance?"

Everyone: "Well... Everyone has A CHANCE but... In this case... Maybe not you."

Me: "Maybe isn't no..."

Everyone: "Then we meant NO! You have no chance with Ana Kasparian. NONE!"

Me: "I tried to write her a love poem..."

Everyone: "REALLY?"

Me: "Yeah... But FUCK ALL rhymes with KASPARIAN..."

Quote by 123gayman29
Oh my god, yes I do like to be eaten out.

Quote by a40funfitguy
Got to smile at this question! I can't say I even like having head as I've never had a bj. I ache for the experience, but resigned that it won't happen at home. You can't make someone like to do it....

Quote by silkstockings
It has been almost five years. Very selective of whom I have sex with. I wish I could be a slut , but just can't get myself to do it

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yep

Quote by Meggsy
I didn't have to - my mother caught me in the act.
I was sent to boarding school and I haven't seen or heard from her for years.

Quote by terracotta27
use imagination and my right hand

Quote by MovingOn14
I always read the profile of those that invite me, and of those I invite ..... often dozens of times.

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you waste your time studying a load of bollocks.

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Well at least you got that right

Quote by jollyjack
Soooooooo horny.....................

Quote by simplyjohn
For a while .. when close .. get a towel (or tissue which ever is appropriate) and make some tea.

Quote by cockedandready

Here's what u do if your wife/girlfriend won't give you head. GO ON CRAIGSLIST ! There are always guys looking to suck cock. A mouth is a mouth. The first time a guy sucked me off was incredible. He worshipped my cock and balls. I did that out of desperation.. Ive been having guys suck me off for about 3 years now. JUST TRY IT ONCE ......you might like it.