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Having one of my off days. Basically kind of fatigued and my head feels like it's to burst like those poor guys whose heads explode in Scanners. Getting better but that might just be my lunch break kicking in. I would like to blame not sleeping well but that might be a symptom rather than a root cause.
No tequila for me. It is more likely to make me feel this way than help. Just a Yorkshire Tea for now.
Hugs you.
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Oh no! Thats kinda funny though. 😊 Sounds like something I would do. Can you somehow cut 300 words out?
I ended up writing a mermaid story!
Mermaid!
“Was the sex good?”
Merideth wrinkled her nose.
“She smelled like fish.”
“Duh,” I replied with a laugh, picturing her in the pool, her scaly lower half wrapped around Meri’s legs, shimmering in the torchlight as she deposited hundreds of tiny eggs into my girlfriend’s pussy. I’d just spent hours making her come as I fished them out with my tongue. It had been exhausting, but worth it. Caviar had never tasted so good.
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Oh no! Thats kinda funny though. 😊 Sounds like something I would do. Can you somehow cut 300 words out?
It might not make much sense if i did! lol
I wrote an entry in Kimmi's contest thinking it needed to be 375 words and then wondering why everyone else's was only 75 words and then reading the rules more carefully! 🤣
I wrote an entry, thinking it was 375 words, not 75. I thought it was very good. lol I will try again later 
I finally broke through my writers block and wrote a very dirty story! Here is the link if anyone is interested in reading i! https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/babysitting-for-the-thompsons-1-daddy-takes-me-to-a-hotel-2 I would also like to point out that my very good friend Rowan place SECOND in the contest and I am very proud of him! His first time in the top 3! Happy humpday everyone!
17-year-old babysitter Katy is having an affair with her employer.
Taboo
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Struggling this morning. I need a large Coke Zero. Maybe caffeine will help.
Happy Hump Day. 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤
Serves you an ice cold coke zero and a cookie. Hope you feel better soon!
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Morning Bear
We'll finish our Thristy music set with
Stone & Shamrock known for a sound that fits a modern Celtic pub-style anthem.
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Fields Of The Forgotten
The Long Walk Home
Drunk On Yesterday
well that's all for Today
time to check on our animals
Be Safe Be Happy Be Kind
Jane and Lion Out
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Is that your horse?
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Hi, Rumpies
Under a tornado watch in KY today. Yay! (sarcasm)
Well… crazy stuff for mirror twins. My thyroid scan revealed a suspicious nodule in exact place, opposite side, of my sisters, so now the fun begins for me.
On a good note, her surgery is over and she’s doing well. Ended up being a 5 hr surgery yesterday, more radical neck dissection, due to suspicious lymph nodes. Kudus to her surgeon for being skilled, diligent, proactive with what he was seeing.
We appreciate all the prayers and well wishes.
She’s the tough one between us for sure. I’m struggling, overwhelmed, but seeking mental health help today.
Love you all! ❤️
Stay safe and I will keep both of you in my heart! Hugs. 
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Congratulations Americans!! Close game well fought. Now on to the men's tournament. Semis are tomorrow with Canada meeting Finland and the USA meeting Slovakia. So another Canada-US showdown is a possibility though one can never rule out the Finns. They love hockey almost as much as we Canucks.
The flags are all at halfmast today. The nation mourns. I have decided to wear black until we are redeemed once more. A sadness has set into my soul that I cannot shake. 😢
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Mark your Calendars
Thursday 19th 2026 1PM EST till ...
WINTER OLYMPIC Women's Hockey
The final match for the Gold between the USA and Canada women's hockey teams is scheduled for Thursday, February 19, at 7:10 PM local time (1:10 PM ET) at the Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena. You can catch the game live on the USA Network or stream it on Peacock.
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With Bear being absent I've made a bar decision, all Canadian beer in-stock will be marketed BOGO and all bar tips will go towards all outstanding bar tabs (PIngs)
Furthermore in honour of both countries ladies hockey players, each person telling our servers the official double secret password (sock monkey) can enjoy up to five (5) shots out of Bear's private stock of Jameson whiskey He's been hiding 6 bottles of Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve (2007 release),
So tell your friends and family to help celebrate both Bear's absence and the Canadian vs USA Women Hockey game.
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Unfortunately, the US Women's team is unbeatable at present. 
I only have sex online or with my wife. Or occasionally another woman that we know.
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Luge scares the eff out of me. I mean, it is arguably less scary than some of the tricks in freestyle skiing but there is a sense of control that skiers seem to have that's lacking in luge or skeleton. They just seem to be blasting through those tracks with little or no control. Even bobsled has at least some sense of being in control.
I visited Lake Placid, site of the 1984 Winter Olympics, in 2017 or thereabouts. The sled track is still there and used for training so I actually got to see some runs live.
Luge looks tame compared to the skeleton! lol And what about 2 person luge!
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No ETA, sadly. I flagged it to the dev team again this morning.
Weirdly, some people seem able to post replies just fine. You seem to be one of the unlucky ones. Me, well, I'm halfway between the two. When I tap in the Reply box, the login window tries to pop up but never completes. It just spins forever. If I then go Back a page, I'm still logged in, but ultimately have no way to leave a comment reply.
Bizarre.
It applies to everyone in our group. No one is able to reply to an existing reply without it logging us out.
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Wait a minute, folks! I offered S7 his first drink free. It's the traditional greeting hereabouts.
The rest of you lot PAY for your fun.
Whadda ya think this is? Some kind of fucking charity?
Hmm…"Fucking Charity"
Sounds like an idea for a story…
Or a Kimmi Komp…
I was never ever once offered a free drink. I fact, I think you charge me extra.
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Take me! Take me!
Takes you in storeroom #4. 🤣
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Thank you, Lion! I have the ball – or I'm having a ball – or being b… never mind.
But here's the thing: It's a snowball!
We've had not quite 10" (21 cm) here overnight, with another ~4" (10 cm) to come.
I didn't have any trouble getting through it in the Bearmobile, but OTHER DRIVERS!
Sheesh
You'd think they'd know something about driving in snow, eh?
I mean, it IS Canada, right?
NVMD. I'll put on a pot of Yorkshire tea and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to congratulate her.
Oh, and I'd like to know what smart ass (feminine variety) put this sign up?
Could be worse. Could be non-Canadians driving in the snow! We are having very light snowfall this year. You can send us some of yours!
Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!
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❤️ love you, Bunny!
Love you too, Kimmi! ❤️Super extra bunny hugs!
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Fair is fair, Bunny. After I'm finished my bath, I'm gonna give YOU a bath!
And won't the squeals ring out!
Why I'm not even sure I'll be able to find your clothes afterwards!
And good morning, all!
(hears the squeals cumming from Store Room 4, shakes head)
Talk about a kid in a candy store! I have a feeling I'm gonna have to mop the floor with HIM the way he's going. He'll be a limp rag when he's finished in there!
Thank you, once again, Lion for kickstarting our day. You are the indispensable Lion of our existence!
I know that because there's no way you could fit in the bubble gum dispenser out front…
Just make sure you do a thorough job and get all my cracks and crevices! 🤣
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Ape wanders in. Place is empty save for strange noises from Storeroom #4. Ape pours a tea, takes a table, and pops buds in to drown out the racket with some death metal.
After I'm done washing James, it's your turn! giggles
Starts filling tub with hot water for Bears annual bath.
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This was what I received 2 days ago:
REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
Seriously, I think after writing over 500 erotic stories it’s a little late to be asking me to repent. 😳😹
I still have hope for you! 🤣
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Yorkshire and a strawberry tart. One of those dessert things would be nice, too.😁
Snowing again here. Don't have to go out today, so we will wait until it's over to shovel.
Do other male Lushies get profile likes from seemingly random women? I assume they are scammers or "pick me girls" of some kind so I usually just glance at their profile (which is usually minimal) and forget about them. But I see some other men do respond so I wonder what the game really is.
I had a girl, recently, who randomly messaged me and asked for coins. Nothing offered in return. When I said no, she asked who not? And she msged me again a few days later. I assume she did this to a lot of people. I wonder if she ever got any? It was very strange.
