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Take me! Take me!

Takes you in storeroom #4. 🤣

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Thank you, Lion! I have the ball – or I'm having a ball – or being b… never mind.

But here's the thing: It's a snowball!

We've had not quite 10" (21 cm) here overnight, with another ~4" (10 cm) to come.

I didn't have any trouble getting through it in the Bearmobile, but OTHER DRIVERS!

Sheesh

You'd think they'd know something about driving in snow, eh?

I mean, it IS Canada, right?

NVMD. I'll put on a pot of Yorkshire tea and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to congratulate her.

Oh, and I'd like to know what smart ass (feminine variety) put this sign up?

Could be worse. Could be non-Canadians driving in the snow! We are having very light snowfall this year. You can send us some of yours!

Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!

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❤️ love you, Bunny!

Love you too, Kimmi! ❤️Super extra bunny hugs!

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Fair is fair, Bunny. After I'm finished my bath, I'm gonna give YOU a bath!

And won't the squeals ring out!

Why I'm not even sure I'll be able to find your clothes afterwards!

And good morning, all!

(hears the squeals cumming from Store Room 4, shakes head)

Talk about a kid in a candy store! I have a feeling I'm gonna have to mop the floor with HIM the way he's going. He'll be a limp rag when he's finished in there!

Thank you, once again, Lion for kickstarting our day. You are the indispensable Lion of our existence!

I know that because there's no way you could fit in the bubble gum dispenser out front…

Just make sure you do a thorough job and get all my cracks and crevices! 🤣

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Ape wanders in. Place is empty save for strange noises from Storeroom #4. Ape pours a tea, takes a table, and pops buds in to drown out the racket with some death metal.

After I'm done washing James, it's your turn! giggles

Starts filling tub with hot water for Bears annual bath.

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This was what I received 2 days ago:

REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

Seriously, I think after writing over 500 erotic stories it’s a little late to be asking me to repent. 😳😹

I still have hope for you! 🤣

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Yorkshire and a strawberry tart. One of those dessert things would be nice, too.😁

Snowing again here. Don't have to go out today, so we will wait until it's over to shovel.

Do other male Lushies get profile likes from seemingly random women? I assume they are scammers or "pick me girls" of some kind so I usually just glance at their profile (which is usually minimal) and forget about them. But I see some other men do respond so I wonder what the game really is.

I had a girl, recently, who randomly messaged me and asked for coins. Nothing offered in return. When I said no, she asked who not? And she msged me again a few days later. I assume she did this to a lot of people. I wonder if she ever got any? It was very strange.

Stops by and orders a hot chocolate and a nanaimo. Hope everyone is doing ok. Looks like we will be getting snow this week. Since we are talking sports...

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When I came back in 2019 after being away for about that same amount of time, I felt a little lost here. Most of my friends were gone, and I had to start over. YOU were one of the first people to encourage me and make me feel like it was worth the effort. I'm glad you are back and finding your way again. 😘

I left for a while too and lost some friends. Now I think I won't do that again.

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One more thing. My new story is up and I’d give it another shameless plug, but not right now

Our friend Filelapine has a wonderful daddy dom story that is as sweet as it is sexy, so this plug is for her

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/fillelapine

Thank you very much, David! Hugs! I had a lot of fun writing this and am already working on a follow up about Becky's birthday!

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Aww, nice widdow kittie. This is one of two sites I am on that have house cats. The other has a swarm of them but the main one is a black cat named Molly.

Good morning. Life goes on. Nothing dramatic to talk about. Probably had my last after-work walk yesterday. Sun was almost gone by the time I got home and now the weather is crap until the time changes on Sunday.

English Breakfast and a Jane. I mean doughnut. Really. That was just a Freudian slip.

Purchases a torch for you.

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I actually got tricked into trying fried crickets. They weren't terrible but the texture was kind of gritty and the legs, no. There was no hiding what they were.

I have not eaten crickets yet! You should have dipped them in chocolate first

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Thank you Bear and Kimmi for the birthday wishes. It has been a very good day. ❤️😎

Happy birthday! 🎂 have you been spanked yet?

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The kind that throws oblong balls around, I suspect.😁🏈 They don't hibernate until after something called the Super Bowl.

Is that when they fill a giant bowl with bear snacks in case they wake early and are hungry?

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Hiya, Rumpies

I’m adding to my collection of story art, complete with title and scribbled notes, that will sit in Google docs forever waiting for me to write the fucking story. I really like this one, though. It took a while to get her body the way I wanted. Think she’s hot.

She is a batass! 🤣

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So there's bears and ravens sitting in front of a roaring fire and you're watching them? Sounds a bit dull, really. 😉

I am actually writing now. Really. Honestly. 😊

What kind of bears? They should be thinking of hibernating soon.

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Pistachio Green, but it looks paler in the picture due to the lighting.

You look very pretty.

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Hey all, I'll have a chai and go sit quietly in the corner. Maybe I'll scribble down a bit of a story in my trusty notebook. Or not. Happy Wednesday.

Peeks over your shoulder and giggles. That is very dirty.

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Jane just put this sign up over the jukebox

☘️

Won't her nipples catch fire?

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I love it, too, Bunny! My sis and I are seeing her movie this Sunday morning.

Hugs. I hope your head is ok! I promise not to post any spoilers and I hope you both enjoy it! I stayed up very late listening last night. It's really very uplifting.

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All Hail Women

Yes Women here at Rumps

More off Taylor's new album

Fate of Othelia

Wood

Honey

Hope y'all enjoy Taylor new album

☘️

Out

Thank you so much for sharing this! I love her new music! I am not admitting to how many times I have listened to it already! (it's on right now!) It's very upbeat and magical!

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Well—fuck me—why do I even try.

Because it's a fun challenge!

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It’s that time again…

If interested,

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/ask-the-author/erotic-horror-writing-challenge-for-400-lush-coins

I just entered. Does the title count against the 75 word limit? I hope not!

The Scavenger Hunt

“Did you hear that?” Pete whispers, wide-eyed, his prick deep in my ass as he stares out the windshield.  The full moon is hidden behind clouds; it’s pitch-black outside.

Fumbling for a torch, I shine it in the direction of his gaze, illuminating a pair of crimson eyes.  A moment later, I hear it too. A snarl of rage that sounds almost human.

“Cheating bitch.”

Smiling, I sink my teeth into Pete’s throat.

“I win.”   

This sounds very fun!

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oh my goodness that must’ve been a Freudian slip.

Did I just type that out loud?

Shit. I'm a dead man now.😳

Giggles. Maybe she won't notice. I will try to distract her!

I am having trouble writing.

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You're so patient. But in what country is it typical to offer to impregnate a stranger? 🤣🤣

Maybe it means something in other places? There was a lot of benefit of the doubt given! Giggles. I did tell him that I have no desire to make babies with him!