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This was what I received 2 days ago:
REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
Seriously, I think after writing over 500 erotic stories it’s a little late to be asking me to repent. 😳😹
I still have hope for you! 🤣
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Yorkshire and a strawberry tart. One of those dessert things would be nice, too.😁
Snowing again here. Don't have to go out today, so we will wait until it's over to shovel.
Do other male Lushies get profile likes from seemingly random women? I assume they are scammers or "pick me girls" of some kind so I usually just glance at their profile (which is usually minimal) and forget about them. But I see some other men do respond so I wonder what the game really is.
I had a girl, recently, who randomly messaged me and asked for coins. Nothing offered in return. When I said no, she asked who not? And she msged me again a few days later. I assume she did this to a lot of people. I wonder if she ever got any? It was very strange.
Stops by and orders a hot chocolate and a nanaimo. Hope everyone is doing ok. Looks like we will be getting snow this week. Since we are talking sports... 
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When I came back in 2019 after being away for about that same amount of time, I felt a little lost here. Most of my friends were gone, and I had to start over. YOU were one of the first people to encourage me and make me feel like it was worth the effort. I'm glad you are back and finding your way again. 😘
I left for a while too and lost some friends. Now I think I won't do that again.
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One more thing. My new story is up and I’d give it another shameless plug, but not right now
Our friend Filelapine has a wonderful daddy dom story that is as sweet as it is sexy, so this plug is for her
Thank you very much, David! Hugs! I had a lot of fun writing this and am already working on a follow up about Becky's birthday!
Just a curious bunny looking for adventures. Right now I am a work in progress and am slowly learning all about myself. I thought I was a pretty simpl...
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Aww, nice widdow kittie. This is one of two sites I am on that have house cats. The other has a swarm of them but the main one is a black cat named Molly.
Good morning. Life goes on. Nothing dramatic to talk about. Probably had my last after-work walk yesterday. Sun was almost gone by the time I got home and now the weather is crap until the time changes on Sunday.
English Breakfast and a Jane. I mean doughnut. Really. That was just a Freudian slip.
Purchases a torch for you. 
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I actually got tricked into trying fried crickets. They weren't terrible but the texture was kind of gritty and the legs, no. There was no hiding what they were.
I have not eaten crickets yet! You should have dipped them in chocolate first
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Thank you Bear and Kimmi for the birthday wishes. It has been a very good day. ❤️😎
Happy birthday! 🎂 have you been spanked yet?
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The kind that throws oblong balls around, I suspect.😁🏈 They don't hibernate until after something called the Super Bowl.
Is that when they fill a giant bowl with bear snacks in case they wake early and are hungry?
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Hiya, Rumpies
I’m adding to my collection of story art, complete with title and scribbled notes, that will sit in Google docs forever waiting for me to write the fucking story. I really like this one, though. It took a while to get her body the way I wanted. Think she’s hot.
She is a batass! 🤣
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So there's bears and ravens sitting in front of a roaring fire and you're watching them? Sounds a bit dull, really. 😉
I am actually writing now. Really. Honestly. 😊
What kind of bears? They should be thinking of hibernating soon.
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Pistachio Green, but it looks paler in the picture due to the lighting.
You look very pretty.
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Hey all, I'll have a chai and go sit quietly in the corner. Maybe I'll scribble down a bit of a story in my trusty notebook. Or not. Happy Wednesday.
Peeks over your shoulder and giggles. That is very dirty.
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Jane just put this sign up over the jukebox
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Won't her nipples catch fire?
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I love it, too, Bunny! My sis and I are seeing her movie this Sunday morning.
Hugs. I hope your head is ok! I promise not to post any spoilers and I hope you both enjoy it! I stayed up very late listening last night. It's really very uplifting.
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All Hail Women
Yes Women here at Rumps
More off Taylor's new album
Fate of Othelia
Wood
Honey
Hope y'all enjoy Taylor new album
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Out
Thank you so much for sharing this! I love her new music! I am not admitting to how many times I have listened to it already! (it's on right now!) It's very upbeat and magical!
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Well—fuck me—why do I even try.
Because it's a fun challenge!
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It’s that time again…
If interested,
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/ask-the-author/erotic-horror-writing-challenge-for-400-lush-coins
I just entered. Does the title count against the 75 word limit? I hope not!
The Scavenger Hunt
“Did you hear that?” Pete whispers, wide-eyed, his prick deep in my ass as he stares out the windshield. The full moon is hidden behind clouds; it’s pitch-black outside.
Fumbling for a torch, I shine it in the direction of his gaze, illuminating a pair of crimson eyes. A moment later, I hear it too. A snarl of rage that sounds almost human.
“Cheating bitch.”
Smiling, I sink my teeth into Pete’s throat.
“I win.”
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oh my goodness that must’ve been a Freudian slip.
Did I just type that out loud?
Shit. I'm a dead man now.😳
Giggles. Maybe she won't notice. I will try to distract her!
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You're so patient. But in what country is it typical to offer to impregnate a stranger? 🤣🤣
Maybe it means something in other places? There was a lot of benefit of the doubt given! Giggles. I did tell him that I have no desire to make babies with him!
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You're too kind
I wanted to be rude, but he's from another country and I thought that maybe there was a cultural barrier or miscomunication.
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🙀
I did my best to be polite and to also not laugh at him openly!
I was told by someone I barely know that they wanted to impregnate me and my SO (who is also female). I am seldom at a loss for words, but I was today! 🤣
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A lizard? Well, now I've heard everything!
No, it will be at a lovely venue overlooking a park in the Atlanta area. Centrally located for family and friends. And my daughter is not as wild as I am, so all tops will stay securely fastened. 😉
He was just there, so it made sense. We were also on mushrooms, so me might now have actually been officiating, but I like to think he gave us his blessing. And we were topless. And bottomless since it was just the two of us.
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Thanks! ❤️ She mentioned that she is not a piece of property to be given away, but loves the idea of being escorted by the people who raised her as she begins the next chapter of her life. Her brother will be the officiant. 🥰
I like that! We were officiated by a lizard! Is it going to be a traditional church wedding? I am imagining it being on the beach and everyone being topless!
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Happy Labour Day to all you Americans. I am unsure if it's a public holiday for federal employees only or if it's a national holiday for all Americans. 🙄 Anyway, enjoy it! 😎
I've just dropped in, as I heard a whisper that Kat was buying all the drinks today. 😈
I've been working on my competition story this morning, and I have nearly finished the first draft. However, it might have to wait, as tomorrow I'm off on holiday to Crete for 3 weeks, although I am taking my laptop with plans to write a little more. As for walking your daughter down the aisle, enjoy it, Kat. 😀 😘
Crete sounds beautiful. I did a lot of research on the part of the world for the story I have been writing. It sounds like a paradise.
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They say the test of a True Canadian is whether they can make love in a canoe. I haven't tried it recently, but it's tempting…
I can vouch for this! Not that for James, but that it's a test! I have passed it, btw.
