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Jane just put this sign up over the jukebox

☘️

Won't her nipples catch fire?

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I love it, too, Bunny! My sis and I are seeing her movie this Sunday morning.

Hugs. I hope your head is ok! I promise not to post any spoilers and I hope you both enjoy it! I stayed up very late listening last night. It's really very uplifting.

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All Hail Women

Yes Women here at Rumps

More off Taylor's new album

Fate of Othelia

Wood

Honey

Hope y'all enjoy Taylor new album

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Out

Thank you so much for sharing this! I love her new music! I am not admitting to how many times I have listened to it already! (it's on right now!) It's very upbeat and magical!

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Well—fuck me—why do I even try.

Because it's a fun challenge!

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It’s that time again…

If interested,

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/ask-the-author/erotic-horror-writing-challenge-for-400-lush-coins

I just entered. Does the title count against the 75 word limit? I hope not!

The Scavenger Hunt

“Did you hear that?” Pete whispers, wide-eyed, his prick deep in my ass as he stares out the windshield.  The full moon is hidden behind clouds; it’s pitch-black outside.

Fumbling for a torch, I shine it in the direction of his gaze, illuminating a pair of crimson eyes.  A moment later, I hear it too. A snarl of rage that sounds almost human.

“Cheating bitch.”

Smiling, I sink my teeth into Pete’s throat.

“I win.”   

This sounds very fun!

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oh my goodness that must’ve been a Freudian slip.

Did I just type that out loud?

Shit. I'm a dead man now.😳

Giggles. Maybe she won't notice. I will try to distract her!

I am having trouble writing.

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You're so patient. But in what country is it typical to offer to impregnate a stranger? 🤣🤣

Maybe it means something in other places? There was a lot of benefit of the doubt given! Giggles. I did tell him that I have no desire to make babies with him!

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You're too kind

I wanted to be rude, but he's from another country and I thought that maybe there was a cultural barrier or miscomunication.

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🙀

I did my best to be polite and to also not laugh at him openly!

I was told by someone I barely know that they wanted to impregnate me and my SO (who is also female). I am seldom at a loss for words, but I was today! 🤣

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A lizard? Well, now I've heard everything!

No, it will be at a lovely venue overlooking a park in the Atlanta area. Centrally located for family and friends. And my daughter is not as wild as I am, so all tops will stay securely fastened. 😉

He was just there, so it made sense. We were also on mushrooms, so me might now have actually been officiating, but I like to think he gave us his blessing. And we were topless. And bottomless since it was just the two of us.

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Thanks! ❤️ She mentioned that she is not a piece of property to be given away, but loves the idea of being escorted by the people who raised her as she begins the next chapter of her life. Her brother will be the officiant. 🥰

I like that! We were officiated by a lizard! Is it going to be a traditional church wedding? I am imagining it being on the beach and everyone being topless!

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Happy Labour Day to all you Americans. I am unsure if it's a public holiday for federal employees only or if it's a national holiday for all Americans. 🙄 Anyway, enjoy it! 😎

I've just dropped in, as I heard a whisper that Kat was buying all the drinks today. 😈

I've been working on my competition story this morning, and I have nearly finished the first draft. However, it might have to wait, as tomorrow I'm off on holiday to Crete for 3 weeks, although I am taking my laptop with plans to write a little more. As for walking your daughter down the aisle, enjoy it, Kat. 😀 😘

Crete sounds beautiful. I did a lot of research on the part of the world for the story I have been writing. It sounds like a paradise.

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They say the test of a True Canadian is whether they can make love in a canoe. I haven't tried it recently, but it's tempting…

I can vouch for this! Not that for James, but that it's a test! I have passed it, btw.

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That is really impressive

It's all about figuring out the right prompts to get what you want. And having a dirty mind.

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Bearkeep! Kimmi and I need refills on our Moscatos, por favor!

I try really hard to be a good sister. But the day before he goes back to Michigan, I always feel like I'm securing my reservation to go to hell in a handbasket for some of the impatient thoughts I have. 😕

It sounds like you do a lot more than most people would do. Hugs. Thoughts are just thoughts.

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I used to make an effort to read all the contest pieces, but I may not this time. That gave me preconceived notions that didn’t help me emotionally in the contest and I’m way too competitive. I’ll probably wait for a while. Maybe till after the contest before I start picking them up.

Instead of writing, I got obsessed with making a cover in AI! Lol

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Morning, Rumpies

Dom Twin and her hubby are due back tmrw. Fab cruise according to them. I’m happy they got away and will happy when they return. I feel like a part of me is missing when she ventures off.

Give your comp entry time, Milik. Many authors don’t read other entries until they publish their own. You’ll get more eyes on it. Personally, I loved it!

Tater, sweet taters, I’m writing while I watch football.

I don't like reading contest pieces if I am entering until I publish my own so I know that mine is original. Also, it is daunting to see what you are up against!

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Thank you Sprite and Mr Ape!

I prefer happy endings, too. Was thinking this might be a lesson learned for the artist. Maybe show he just wasn’t what she needed even though she was what he needed. Y’all have given me cause to think more on it… thank you!

I think everyone deserves a happy ending. I don't really care for stores that end in sadness.

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That’s a great way to write! Now, come to my corner and sit and we can chat about the penises and their rankings.

And thank you for your very kind words about my comp scribble.

I am impatiently waiting for more posts there! I think we need at least 50 before we can make proper choices. Maybe some of the regulars here can help!

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I’m right with you, my friend. My advice is don’t force it. Fall in love with your characters first and hopefully the intimacy will follow. Big hug! ❤️

I usually write myself into my stories, whether or not they are true. I find it easier for me to imagine how I would behave rather than invent a character and be uncertain and I am more emotionally invested. It Is also a way much more erotic to me as a sexual fantasy that way.

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I’m sharing my comp tagline and cover with y’all. I’ll submit tonight or tomorrow.

"Some obsessions are quietly affecting and only recognized by the one truly in tune with the other…"

This was beautiful. I left you a comment, but I don't think I could give justice to how wonderful I thoght it was. You deserve to be very proud. Hugs.

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Ha! I mean those fellas are putting it all out there! I admit I enjoyed looking. 😳 Except one’s wearing some kind of straight jacket around his balls. It looks very painful.

Skol48's is very nice. Are you talking about the one with the string around his cock and his balls? I am not sure why!

I am writing a story of my adventures, I think. I missed the last contest! Or maybe more than just the last one!

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Morning Rumpies

I’ve got another busy week at work. Sigh. And Dad’s had another decline. Sigh.

Oh, good! I see a fluffy white body pillow for me to lay on in my corner. I hope it’s okay if I get cookie crumbs on it.

Hugs you

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Couldn't post on yours, but those look Amazingly yummy.

Welcome to Rumps, Hunny! I am not here often, but sometimes, and it is a fun place with very nice people!

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Up to 14 entries over on StoriesSpace and they're good ones. All interesting takes on the theme. We've even got the makings of a sexy, action-packed Hollywood thriller in the second to latest entry (Yes, in a comp called Summer Love. It works, don't worry.) More would be welcome. Kimmi says she knows of 2-3 possibles who aren't in yet but let's not stop there.

I am trying to write a story for it, only I have been too busy so it might not happen. I did write a new story for Lush and just submitted it. Another Mythadventure AND I made books covers for my two previous ones!