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Greetings on this glorious day! Don't worry, Rumplators, my mind hasn't lost its last marble, it's just that my woeful, 3-5 LSU Tigers traveled to Florida and whipped the #6 ranked Gators last night 37-34 thanks, in part, to a shoe, honest.

Daisy, welcome on board. Since you've just registered your first double-post, at least here, you can now be designated a 'regular'. Congrats or condolences as the case may be.

A multitude of thanks to Big Bertha and Tonya for, with the able assistance of Curvy and Carl, getting today's setup all, well, set up.

Think I'll grab a mug full of Big Bertha's bountiful brew and go sit out on the porch with Carl. So anybody wanna drink or two?

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Good Sunday Morning to ALL

Morning huggs to Curvy and Tonya
Tonya please don't hate me for sending you the snow that we are having here in the plains.
I have always enjoyed a white December and memories of our Christmas tree.

A warm hello and welcome Daisy. Hope you will stay and add to our patrons here at Rump's Outpost of Civility
I am Fuzzy and been known to spin a tune or two here and the keeper of a hidden horde of Jameson

Xander Bunny girl and Michelle a warm Kansa morning hug for you all

Shall we all enjoy the special peppermint doughnuts



First song and sending this across the waves to Martin and his love
The Beatles ... Till There Was You

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Hello. I've just published my first story competition, and I just wanted to thank the moderators that helped me with it (Curvy and El Henke). What a brilliant service. I also wanted to introduce myself and say hello. It's taken me a while to work up the courage to write my first proper story, but I loved the process, and hope it won't be my only time. Any tips or feedback would be greatly appreciated.

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If you're that far over the limit - perhaps by a factor of close to or at 100% - you have the option of just publishing it and not entering it in the competition. That's if you can't just edit the hell out of the thing. I thought that was going to happen to me - but not to that degree - but I was able to get it done at just over 3,200 words.

You could then publish the full version later. I don't think there are any rules about what happens after the competition. Being an overly-cautious person, I would wait a bit before I did that, however.

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I know. I'm trying hard, believe me, but it's not easy. It's so hard being away from her sometimes.

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You're a beautiful human being and I like giving you hugs, if you start being negative about yourself I might give them to Bunny instead.

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Thanks. More than anything, I really wish she could be with me on my birthday.

Also, every day I wake up and I can't believe she exists. I love her more than anything.

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Damn! After all the times I've been in the ladies' room, I never looked behind the mirror!

I mean, I, uh, have heard that the ladies' room… lemme see how can I put this…

Oh, never mind. Thanks Carl. I'll got and get it. By the way, is there anything left in the bottle?

James

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Bunny dear you keep talking like that and I might need you to keep me warm when I'm completely skyclad.

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Pour enough rum into me and I ditch the corset too.

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It might be the rum talking, but I might just have managed to get something that doesn't make me cry or vomit I might be able to submit to the comp.

As a woman of my word if I get it done I'm dancing on the bar.

Much love everybody.

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Meanwhile, I just had a new story approved. I love this one. It is categorized as a Love Story, and it absolutely is. Bill and Carl, being old guys, may recognize some of the references. How many here, for instance, even know that Howard Johnson's was a very successful restaurant chain?

Here's the link to:
The Sweetest Christmas Gift



James

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Have you ever tried karaoke while very drunk?