Lazy morning in bed. Naked. With company. ;)
Topless or bottomless?

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It might be the rum talking, but I might just have managed to get something that doesn't make me cry or vomit I might be able to submit to the comp.
As a woman of my word if I get it done I'm dancing on the bar.
Much love everybody.
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Meanwhile, I just had a new story approved. I love this one. It is categorized as a Love Story, and it absolutely is. Bill and Carl, being old guys, may recognize some of the references. How many here, for instance, even know that Howard Johnson's was a very successful restaurant chain?
Here's the link to:
The Sweetest Christmas Gift
James
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I...I was just hit with a wave of emotion over Jane; like, I'm close to tears both cause I love her so much and cause I'm missing her terribly.
Rewatching WL and watching her other works only help so much. (Sorry I'm such a mess over this.)
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Wait a cotton-pickin' minute!
Skald, I know you're smarter than me, and better looking than me, and meaner than me, but if you think you're just gonna waltz off with the newest sub to walk into this bar – well, all I can say is: You're probably right.
Dammit.
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A gloomy day here
A large hot chocolate with a truckload of mini marshmallows
Ooo Sprinkly donuts!!
*looks in my hiding spot and finds 2 sprinkly donuts *
Yay thank you Carl!
Not much going on here.. Looking like a quiet day here in my neck of the woods might get some writing done.
Stay safe everyone![]()
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That's the usual reaction, anyhow. Can I meet your friend, by the way? I need some help out back in the store room and she might be qualified.![]()
And a red wine over here, please, while I contemplate whether I am going to get slapped or just ignored.
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Bill I can get some of the crap thrown out easily enough but I need to check something.
What's the bars position on girls with no undies on, with a swish-able velvet skirt, possibly twirling her undies in the air, dancing on the bar top?
Asking for a friend.
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Lady Jane's Smile- Mark II
2 measures of pomegranate juice, 1/2 measure of lemon juice, 4 cubes of ice, fill the rest of the glass with ginger ale.
Garnish with a twist of lemon and a cranberry on a stick, because every cocktail needs something to stir it with.
How about this version?