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fillelapine
2 hours ago
Fluid Female, 28
0 miles · Vancouver

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Lazy morning in bed. Naked. With company. ;)

Topless or bottomless?
A big loose cardigan that I wrap myself up in, and that someone can unbutton for me. For the record, I was wearing them before Taylor Swift made them all the rage. lol Best worn over nothing but a pair of pretty knickers.
Today we have snow and freezing rain. I enjoy the snow. The ice pellets, not so much. Makes the dash from my apartment to the house a little less enjoyable. Hope everyone is doing well. A special note to Annie. I don't really think you need to worry about bringing carrots to lure me over to your table. Going to take time to write today, hopefully. I seem to get distracted a lot here!
I am guessing, from my experiences, that women get a lot more attention here in general than guys do. I would think this applies to stories as well as chat and friend requests, but that's only a guess.
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Bunny dear you keep talking like that and I might need you to keep me warm when I'm completely skyclad.


I'm very good at generating heat on cold winter nights. I'll make sure you never feel the chill. ;)
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Pour enough rum into me and I ditch the corset too.


Barkeep. 3 bottles of your finest rum, please. And a glass. Not sure how much enough is, so I'm not taking any chances. ;)
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It might be the rum talking, but I might just have managed to get something that doesn't make me cry or vomit I might be able to submit to the comp.

As a woman of my word if I get it done I'm dancing on the bar.

Much love everybody.


velvet skirt right? Sans knickers? smile
Lightning.

Thermos of hot chocolate under the stars or lemonade under the sun?
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Meanwhile, I just had a new story approved. I love this one. It is categorized as a Love Story, and it absolutely is. Bill and Carl, being old guys, may recognize some of the references. How many here, for instance, even know that Howard Johnson's was a very successful restaurant chain?

Here's the link to:
The Sweetest Christmas Gift



James


I think that's the first time I've gotten a little teary eyed reading a dirty story, but it's not really, is it. It's quite beautiful.
She always has really nice things to say about people here.
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no

Have you ever tried karaoke while very drunk?


Yes. Is there any other way? lol

Have you ever hiked under the stars?
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I...I was just hit with a wave of emotion over Jane; like, I'm close to tears both cause I love her so much and cause I'm missing her terribly.

Rewatching WL and watching her other works only help so much. (Sorry I'm such a mess over this.)


It's ok to be a mess. This past year has a lot of us on the edge of being a mess over these things. I know I have my moments over things like that. A delayed hockey season had me crying not so long ago.
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Wait a cotton-pickin' minute!

Skald, I know you're smarter than me, and better looking than me, and meaner than me, but if you think you're just gonna waltz off with the newest sub to walk into this bar – well, all I can say is: You're probably right.

Dammit.





Well, if you just give up like that, than she is.
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hi peeps
A gloomy day here
A large hot chocolate with a truckload of mini marshmallows
Ooo Sprinkly donuts!!
*looks in my hiding spot and finds 2 sprinkly donuts *
Yay thank you Carl!

Not much going on here.. Looking like a quiet day here in my neck of the woods might get some writing done.
Stay safe everyone


Bon jour, Daisy. I'm the new girl. Bonnie or Bunny. Take your pick. Enchanté. Your woods sound nice.
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If you play your tarot cards, you might end up with a fourth option.
I might come home with you and earn them back in the morning.


I was thinking that I might be the one having to pay my debt off.
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That's the usual reaction, anyhow. Can I meet your friend, by the way? I need some help out back in the store room and she might be qualified.

And a red wine over here, please, while I contemplate whether I am going to get slapped or just ignored.


I would go for the third option. Entertained.
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Well I find it's much less bother if I want to play and I don't have to worry about leaving them behind.

Um. Did I say that aloud.


I could always hold onto them for you. And yes. You kind of did.
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Thanks. Honestly, I'm kicking myself for not writing it down...but eh.


Just making room for the next, even better idea, which you WILL write down. smile
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Bill I can get some of the crap thrown out easily enough but I need to check something.
What's the bars position on girls with no undies on, with a swish-able velvet skirt, possibly twirling her undies in the air, dancing on the bar top?
Asking for a friend.


I was told that that no undies was the dress code here, and I doubt anyone has an issue with velvet. Tell your friend I'm looking forward to the floor show and that I've cleared my table off just in case she'd prefer to dance on that.
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Lady Jane's Smile- Mark II
2 measures of pomegranate juice, 1/2 measure of lemon juice, 4 cubes of ice, fill the rest of the glass with ginger ale.
Garnish with a twist of lemon and a cranberry on a stick, because every cocktail needs something to stir it with.

How about this version?


This sounds good. Is there an alcohol version too? Also asking for a friend.