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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 51
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sheesh rocco....find something better to do.......btw I am available on Tuesdays and Thursdays at aout 5
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Pffft, my name isn't in there, so lame! lol

well that just sucks!
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Just ignore those people. If they don't like what they read, don't read it!

ditto! Say you can kiss my ~!
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Just ignore those people. If they don't like what they read, don't read it!

ditto! Say you can kiss my ~!
Happy Birthday Pixie and thanks for that time when we.....oh nevermind! You know what I am talking about....lol. Happy Birthday!
Thanks everyebody! I am ok now! He didn't deserve my time anyway....so let's hit the town!
so I was recently dumped! It hurt alot! how do you get over it and move on?
I just think it is crazy to charge them with such an adult crime!
This is why you should never get a tattoo by an ex con with a homemade tattoo gun made from a bic pen!

That reminds me of a t-shirt I saw the other day! It said, save a tree.....wipe your ass with an owl! I almost died from laughing!
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I love winter and the snow makes me happy seeing it....


Are you nuts?! I agree with the guy that made that I HATE WINTER!!!!! with a passion. Good one Jon


I agree with the first one too! Probably has something to do with the fact that we got like a foot and half of that white shit on Thursday!
LMAO! Those kids would so be getting their asses busted!
Well if you haven't heard it before now.....Happy Birthday!
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marilyn chambers


Busted off many loads fantasizing about the fabulous Miss Marilyn. Back in the day, of course...


OMG! TMI dude!
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye, and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.
Rodney Alcala is a man stuck in a time warp, his flowing silver hair, granny glasses, beige blazer and jeans reminiscent of a creative-writing professor circa 1980, the year he began life behind bars. As he walked into an Orange County Superior Court room one recent day, news photographers snapped his lean, no-longer-handsome face. His handcuffs were removed, he picked up a pen with his left hand and waited for Orange County Superior Court Judge F.P. Briseno to bring in the 12 jurors who will decide if he should die or spend the rest of his life in prison — or, though exceedingly unlikely, go free.

The once-dashing ladies’ man, UCLA fine-arts grad, former Los Angeles Times typesetter, amateur photographer and film student of Roman Polanski’s is believed to have used his smooth-talking charm and access to the creative communities in L.A. and Greenwich Village during the 1970s to entrap and murder seven women and girls, and to several others. So smooth was Alcala that he was selected to compete on the ABC prime-time show The Dating Game in 1978, where “bachelorette” Cheryl Bradshaw picked him as her date. Later, police say, she reportedly refused to go on the winning date, sensing that there was something creepy about Bachelor Number One.

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Hey! How come Arkansas is just blue?

LMAO! Because it's a dry state for the most part!
They are both beautiful names. However, I am partial to Sadie Grace because Sadi was my neices name.
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She has bigger boobs on her back than I have on my front! I am sooo jealous!
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ok fear of heights, inclosed spaces, spiders, snakes, flying, ummmm thats about it for now

wow! are we secretly related....lol. I am deathly afraid of heights.....like seriously terrifying!