Quote by roccotool
Good lists.
First you fuck, then shit happens.
haha....if you are lucky you can leave before the the shit hits the fan.....because if not you would be totally fucked!
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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 51
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Be still, my heart!
How do you say "Miss, your camel toe just spit on my shoes" in Nerdy?
Looks like someone needs a little sensitivity training.
It looks like a black hole sucking in everything around it
At least the suspenders seem to be holding.
Hot pink is not a slimming color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren't they? If you look closely, you can see what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn't want you to miss that.)
Nothing oozes class like this outfit.
Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month, or any year, has this outfit ever been a good idea.
Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart?
I guess the parking lot wasn't big enough for a NASCAR event.
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Quote by roccotool
I'm so glad you posted that, Fystee. I was going to, after hearing about it this morning.
No, the bed warmer (tired employee) isn't equipped with a thermometer, but rather with
Florence "Tuck Me In" Eavis
I just thought it was crazy rocco and I had to post it...lol!
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> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
> Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
>
> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> horse shit, and chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when
> the shit hits the fan.
>
> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
> You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
> days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
> times when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit, not enough shit , the right shit, the wrong
> shit or a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
> creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
> bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
> the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
> give a shit!
>
> Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
> give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if
> you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
>
> Well, Shit Happens!!!
> Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
>
> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> horse shit, and chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when
> the shit hits the fan.
>
> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
> You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
> days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
> times when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit, not enough shit , the right shit, the wrong
> shit or a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
> creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
> bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
> the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
> give a shit!
>
> Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
> give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if
> you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
>
> Well, Shit Happens!!!
Where on earth did you find my senior picture chef?
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LONDON (Reuters) – International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.
If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.
"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.
The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).
Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.
Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.
She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.
Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.
"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."
um....no thanks!
If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.
"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.
The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).
Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.
Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.
She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.
Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.
"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."
um....no thanks!
.....just kidding!
