Titles... The Naughty Dirty Dreams Of A Dirty Naughty Girl...Right Under Her Nose And On The Tip Of Her Tongue...Short Skirted Murder Mystery...The Incredible Shrinking Perv...Of Sex And Cheesecake...The Perverted Pantie Thief...The Two Of Us And The Two Of Them...69 To Five...Slippery Slopes...Film At 11, Sex At Midnight
Phaqe News
News that's fake and doesn't pretend to be real. It starts out with an announcer saying..."This is Phaqe News with Sherry Newsreader...Sherry is at her news desk. With every *** she turns from one camera to the next.
(Sherry) "Good evening. Our top stories; Unemployment is up, stock markets are down, crime is up and the housing market is about to collapse. So what does all this mean? If you think you know the answer, give us a call, because none of us at the station have a clue." *** "Do you hate your job? If your answer was yes, then you're not alone. I hate my job too." *** (with a stern look on her face) "Remember Frank Bowan, the man who shot his wife in the head six times, chopped up her body and set it on fire, who then had the gall to claim it was suicide?" (then her face brightens) "Well it worked, today he was acquitted of all charges." *** "Yesterday, we reported a young attractive high school teacher was having sex with one of her equally attractive students. Well it seems we were wrong on that. Both the teacher and her student are quite ugly." *** "Fallout continues in the shooting death of an African American man by the local police department. The police chief addressed the press about their concerns of racism in the department and why the man had been shot 153 times. He defended his departments' record and reminded the press that one of the officers at the scene happened to be African American and that they, quote, "only shot that officer ten times", end quote." *** "Authorities are not sure when it happened or where it happened, mainly because they're not sure what happened. And because they are not sure what happened, they can't even be sure why it happened. The authorities are confident however, once they do find out when and where it happened, they'll know what happened. They cautioned however, even if they do find out what happened, they may never know why it happened."
"A local restaurant is under investigation after one of its' employees claimed that one of the items on the menu, 'Leftover Soup', was nothing more than warmed up toilet water and whatever was floating in it at the time. The restaurant removed the item from its' menu but that did little to comfort many long time customers who expressed both shock and disappointment, since 'Leftover Soup' was the only item on the menu that didn't taste like sh#t." *** "Could there be a cancer cure around the corner? Just asking." *** "An explosion at a local factory left the building destroyed and the community in shock. The good news is that no one was killed and there were no reports of injuries, unless you consider a man shouting at the top of his lungs, "I can't find my f#ckin' arm!", a report."
"Tragedy at a town hall meeting today on gun violence. The trouble started when a gun control advocate stated that there needed to be stronger laws in place to restrict the number of guns in this country. A gun rights advocate countered by stating, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."...Then backed up his statement by whipping out his finger and shooting the gun control advocate dead." *** "A recent study seems to suggest that an earlier study wasn't done as recently as the recent study. Critics of the study say that the company that conducted the study, 'Study Research', has been conducting the study for years and keeps coming to the same conclusion, requiring further studies. When contacted, a company spokesman denied that his company was doing this, but added, just to be on the safe side, someone should hire his company to do a study on it." *** "A recent poll on teenage girls and pregnancy found that 60% would carry the baby to full term, 23% would have an abortion and an alarming 17% would get pregnant just so they could have an abortion. Alarming because I thought for sure that number would be higher."
The Crucible...The Man In The Moon...Midnight Cowboy...Blow Out...Saving Private Ryan...Pack Of Lies...The Biscuit Eater...The Yearling...The Summer Of '42...The Pride Of The Yankees...Wendy And Lucy
"Love Can Make You Happy" by Mercy..."Angel In Your Arms" by Hot..."Play That Funky Music"...by Wild Cherry..."Disco Duck" by Rick Dees
"Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine..."You And Me Against The World" by Helen Reddy..."Don't Cry Daddy" by Elvis Presley
I liked "The Boys Of Company C"
I don't know all the categories,so these might already exist...Crime drama...Comedy...Parodies of television and motion pictures
The Searchers...Little Big Man...Nevada Smith...The Outlaw Josie Wales...Jeremiah Johnson...The Ox Bow Incident...Firecreek...The Quick And The Dead(HBO made for tv version with Sam Elliot)...Shane...Trinity Is Still My Name...They Call Me Trinity
Swimming Pool...Mystery about a female writer who is in a slump,staying in a guest house who is surprised when the owners daughter unexpectedly shows up and now is forced to share the home while trying to resume her writing while constantly being distracted by this very attractive young woman.
Who Killed Bambi?...French film about a young nurse working in a hospital who suspects a doctor working there may be responsible for the disappearance of a young female patient.
From The Crucible...Three scenes...The first where John Proctor discusses with his wife if he should confess to practicing witchcraft to spare his life,,,The second where he has to sign his name on the confession...and the third as the movie ends where he and the others say the Lord's Prayer.
The entire ending sequence of the bus ride in Midnight Cowboy.