I still don't know what drew me to the advert in the personal column of my local newspaper. It called for volunteers to help at a recently discovered Roman settlement dating from Fifty-Five BC. I knew from my History lessons that this was the period that Julius Caesar invaded Britain. My curiosity was aroused. I called the number advertised and learned that due to holiday commitments, they were short of staff. They requir...

Sunday. I arrived at the dig early and changed into my sexless garment but this time I left my underwear off in the hope that Suzie might want to resume our sexual encounter. Suzie arrived and just carried on as usual. My disappointment must have shown, as she whispered to me in the afternoon, ''Would you like to stay behind with me again? I 'ave told my 'hubby to come later.'' She giggled sexily. ''Oh yes, please, Suzie,...