The movies after my day of errands... At a theater I only occasionally attend, I chose a film that I had seen, expecting it would have a fairly full audience, and headed to the second to last row. The lights were still up but that didn't slow me down. I found a seat in the middle and hiked up the back of my skirt to my waist, opened my shirt and, pulling it away for open access, and sat down. There were two couples in my...