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iceman
Over 90 days ago
Male, 83
United States

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Hi ... I've noticed that when I go to my "Friends List", if I want to start a chat with them, I have to first go to their profile. Would it be possible to install a "drop-down", similar to what is on their name by their story index?
It could have:

Name
View Profile
Send Private Message
Start a conversation

This will eliminate the need to switch pages so often.

Thanks, Ice....
Confusius say:

Woman who fly up-side-down have hairy crack up...

Man who jump over fire naked get flaming nuts...
It's the same for men's after-shave and cologne. I'm a cheap ass, so I get Stetson original by Cody. It matches my body chemistry great and is not overbearing.

Ladies and Gentlemen (using the terms loosely here in Lush!), all after-shave, cologne, perfume..etc, should be used sparingly! It only takes a little bit. Too much ruins a good thing.

I highly recommend that any such product be tried when you don't have any other on, so they don't interfere with each other. Also, try on a little when shopping, then step away from that perfume counter to a neutral area and let it sit on your skin for about 5-10 minutes before smelling, or asking another person to smell and get an opinion, before buying.
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Anna... you're melting the ice! But don't worry, I'll pick the strawberries out with my tongue....
Quote by Necho
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

I read that in an article today...
Is it true guys?
Yea Ill wait for you to measure... take your time I want accuracy lol


According to a medical show I saw on TV a few weeks ago, the "average" penis is 5.4 inches in length.
OUCH! At least now the person can sue the police for the broken feet, and get millions of taxpayer $$$.
I prefer my bacon sort of crisp, where the fat strips are just crisping... of course, cooking until crumbly is ok too... especially on top of a bacon and cheese omlet !
I've seen both, and for free. But, it's two women that is more enjoyable. Two women making love is absolutely beautiful! Two guys? Well, it is two guys... I'm not into guys at all......
Very good one, Chef! Unfortunately, it's probably very true. You can join in for the ballgame.. and bring the hot dogs! I'm getting the beer!
Hell, if it hit his head instead of ear-muffs, it would have been like his target! They would have to check the bullet for damage instead.e6e4vju2oPogXGo1
While I've taken women thru all three "Gates", the most popular and intense for them is Gate 2 - the G Spot. Clitoral stimulation is always welcomed and I often use all three together, but usually 1 and 2 at the same time to give her a mind-blowing orgasm.
As a guy, I can only speak for me. But, after talking about this to quite a few women, I would have to add TLC, that wonderful Tender, Loving, Care... along with "COMMUNICATION". Talking goes a very long way.
I hereby put in my request to be on the "Pic of Pixie" mailing list....
That's ok, I'll just whip up some "frosting" for the cupcakes....
A S S U M E = You make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" ............
As a guy, I'll take oranges/grapefruits and pointers.... YUM!
I think my most embarassing moment was being caught making love to my girlfriend (both 16). She was a virgin and I had just taken her virginity when her dad walked in on us. It was a bad moment, he was the local sheriff and didn't take too kindly to his precious daughter "being violated", as he put it. But, since we were both the same age, all he could do was give both of us a good ass chewing. Of course, my parents both got told too. My mom was totally upset, Dad, being dad... just said to make sure I had a good supply of condoms, which he soon got for me. We kept seeing each other and having sex often.
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F.U.B.A.R
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
from the movie Tango and Cash


Now I don't know if this can go here but I think it is an all~time classic: I.D. 10 T-Kit

Idiot Kit


I hate to burst your bubble, but F.U.B.A.R., has been around since WWII. I heard it from my dad when I was about 7yo. It was extensively used by me and others when I joined the U.S. Navy in 1960.
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A bride who jokingly replied 'I don't' found the joke was on her when the registrar refused to go ahead with the ceremony.

Tina Albrecht, 27, was to marry fiancé Dietmar Koch, 29, at a castle in Steyr, Upper Austria.

But after the receptionist tried to bring a bit of humour into the ceremony by saying "I don't" before correcting herself, the authorities called the wedding off.

Under Austrian law, if either party replies to the key question in the negative the wedding is cancelled and cannot be rescheduled for a further 10 weeks - to prevent forced marriages.

Ms Albrecht said: "We had to send all our guests home and now we have to wait until March before we can try again. In retrospect it was probably not so funny."

Oops



Sounds to me like it's her fault! I don't feel sorry for her at all...
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Well,, he is smarter than old Dad thinks.


Kids are ALWAYS way smarter than Dads.... and Moms!!
After reading all the posts here, I'll just add everyone from Lush to my own personal list of probably hundreds of aquaintenances and friends.... It will most definitely be party time and remeet all of my friends already there....
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She's got moves to make you ooze



I just love it! Hang in there kid!
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Just to cool Awesome song to.




I love it! Being a Veteran, I'm always in awe of all these nice new "Toys" they come up with.... They are so cool...
The very first song on my playlist..... "Can I Sleep In Your Arms", by Willie Nelson
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After careful contiplation of the male mind I have come to a conclusion. Let me know if you think I am on trac.. Since most of my underwear are matched sets I think I will take one shoe and one sock of his.
This way I can clean myself up and I can show everyone a suvenior [/quote/]


You can always just take his boxers or "tighty-whities".... Or, if you know he'll take them, use them to
clean yourself up and then hand them to him. You may even suprise him by autographing them first.

But, if he's a jerk and not too good, just tell him he isn't getting into them any more!
Sounds like it's party time... Don't forget to add some garlic to that butter!