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iceman
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by SweetBitch
After reading a lot of posts on the forums, I have noticed there are mainly two types of women on lush.


There is the sweet lady who is more helpful then boastful and not so direct in their answers when it comes to sex.

And then, you have the slutty lady who will openly admit to all their sexual conquests and then some.


My question is, in the real life, which type of lady would you be attracted to and would see yourself in a relationship with?


*Please note there is no offense meant by the title or this post. I am just referring to women who are considered sexually open and promiscuous



While I checked "Sweet" in the survey, I love my women to be 75/25.... 75% Sweet, and 25% Slut.
Quote by WHR43
Ask Her or you could ask her and ask her again. We are all different and taste different and have different needs. If you do not like it call for WHR43



Or contact me, iceman, here on lushstories.com!
Quote by cpcrlsean
Was wondering if the ladies here had anything they have found that made their mans cum taste better to them? I have been told that there are times my cum was bitter or sweet or what not so is there anything you found to make it better? foods, drinks, anything...if so how long did they have to eat it and for how long before it changed the taste?



The male semen (correct terminology) contains only about 10% actual sperm. the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid, and fructose sugar.

The nutritional facts are:
Serving size: 1 tsp (~5 ml)

CALORIES 20
TOTAL FAT 6 mg
TOTAL CARB. 11 mg
CHOLESTEROL 3 mg
PROTEIN 150mg

*Based on average human male
ejaculation.

What men eat can affect the taste of their semen:
Red meat, dairy products, onions, garlic, and coffee
may cause semen to taste bitter and acidic

Foods containing natural sugars, such as fruits can
make the semen taste sweeter


The average volume of semen per ejaculation is 1 teaspoon.

Each teaspoon of semen can contain about 200 to 500 MILLION sperm
(but it takes only one to get a girl pregnant)

The average speed of semen at the moment of initial ejaculation:

31 MPH

(faster than a West African Jaguar (cat, not a car))

The human male ejaculates an average distance of:

7 to 10 inches

The world record for the farthest ejaculation is:

18 feet

Sperm has a pH of 7.2 to 8

It is estimated that 5% of women are allergic to semen.

Sperm can live for up to 5 days inside a woman.

Sperm can live for up to 3 hours on a toilet seat.


JUST FULL OF AMAZING FACTS, HUH??
Quote by LUVSIT_KNIGHTLEY
A few girls with whom I've had sex have experienced ejaculation at the point of orgasm. It's not urine, more like the equavalent of the male 'pre-cum'. The medical profession is still somewhat sceptical of its existance. However, I've seen a girl squirt almost eight inches ( further than I can shoot). How common is this phenomena?



I watched a Dr Oz show a little while back and this was brought up. In the audience of probably 100, I think about 1/4 - 1/3 of the women raised their hand when asked if they can ejaculate. According to the show, female ejaculate comes from the female prostrate gland, usually when both the clitoris and mysterious "G" spot are stimulated at the same time. It contains the same as male ejaculate, minus sperm.

The Dr. Oz Show
Just browsing thru all these beautiful pictures ... again.... Looks like I'm going to have to get a bigger hard drive so I can fit all of these wonderful pics! I'm running out of room.
I love it! Sad thing is.... it's absolutely true! Anything, or anybody the
government gets their slimy dick skinners on, gets fucked, and they
don't even bother using any lube when necessary!
For me, there is nothing more enjoyable, more intimate, than going down and licking my lady's sweet pussy. It is very important to me that she have the most enjoyable time and amazing orgasm I can give her. Of course, intercourse is important, but not as much and licking her. It doesn't matter if I have an actual orgasm myself, since I've learned that it can be just as enjoyable psychologically as it is physically. The important thing is always and will be always..... her....
So far I've written three stories, two are fiction and one is true. I emailed the true story to the lady involved and told her it was about her and I. Although the "incident" took place many years ago, we have remained good friends, getting together often. She called me after reading the story, telling me that I have quite a few chapters to go on it and she loves it. The next day she called to tell me she's on her way here and will arrive in a couple days.

That reminds me, I've got to get my tickets to the local rodeo!
Your flower pictures are amazing, Girls... I have one of those "black thumbs" and kill anything planted
like that. I can, however, grow great veggies, as long as I keep them weeded...
That was amazing, Chef! A very good job of mimmicing the Carrebian Steel Drums.
I've been using my tongue to explore a woman's body for many many years!
Licking (or "Tongue Braille") is one of my most favorite.

All that aside, it's wonderful what they are doing for blind people with computers
and modern technology.
If you want to find out what turns him on, just walk by wearing different outfits and peek to see if he's watching you. That's a very good indication that he really likes what you're wearing. You can, of course, always ask him what you have that turns him on. Maybe take him to your closet/dresser and start modeling stuff for him. I'm sure it won't take long before he's ready to jump you....
Every girl likes to dress to be noticed. Even if she's in "grubbies". Most men, unless they are going out, really don't care about their appearance.... (work excepted). Where I am, I see girls all the time and love looking at them. From being out jogging, walking the dog, going to the store, going to work, or going out... women take so very much care about their appearance. I know I've changed my outlook on how I look lately. I've been loosing weight, so my clothing is large and shabby on me, but I'm getting some new stuff that is fitting right and looks great. When I go out, I'm always as sharp as I can get.
Cool video's..... I like them, although I do think the bunch in the first have just a
little bit too much free time on their hands..... "CUT!"
Quote by Lady_Lydia
No...dude, it's not like Gatorade!

We should use this in commericals!

Young woman goes to store. "I'll have a bottle of cum," she says to the store manager. The store manager bonks her on the head with his open palm. In the middle of the screen is....

Coulda had a V8!!

End scene.


Anyway...Um...no.



You should contact the V8 people about this! You could be missing out on millions!
It is very true that most guys don't actually wash their hands after using the restroom. Many will just run a little water over the tips of their fingers, grab a paper towel, and out the door.

For the Guys: While it does take a little time, use the soap and water! If there is no soap, or paper towels... complain to the management, bartender, or waitress/waiter! You might even ask your lady if she has some hand sanitizer or wipes... she will appreciate you more!

For the Girls: Keep a small bottle of Hand Sanitizer, or those little foil-wrapped sanitizing wipes in your purse or bag. When your friend gets back, just hand it to him. If he doesn't get the "hint" and use it, maybe you should find another friend!

I guess it can go to both guys and girls too...
I'm a very novice writer. I've written a sequel to my first and have sent it to two more experienced writers whom I've asked to do a review and corrections. Not all of us are experienced. After my first story, which I've edited a couple times, I run my word processor spell AND grammar check. Hopefully my reviewers will catch anything else that needs correcting.

I agree. On a web site, where stories are monitored and reviewed, this is a very necessary thing.


Thanks.....
Huh? I knew I didn't go to Facebook for a good reason!
Any type of education is all good, even edu-porn. It goes right along with talking to your partner about likes and dislikes. Any person that can't take watching an educational porn video, male or female, is out of touch with reality. Nobody is an expert and can always learn something!
I've just place an order online for a case!

If all else fails, I can always
I sure have! I know my fiancee screwed the guy at her party too... we've both been very active and open.
Quote by gav
Excellent idea ice.

I'll code it up on the way home, should be up later on today.

I wondered why so many of my friends profiles had such high viewed stats!



Thanks, Gav.... I've seen it and it works great!

would it be possible to add your famous "poke" to that list?

and that little individual chat window??

being pain in the ass, ain't I?? hehehehehe