I am curious to know people's pet names for their body parts. I bet there are some pretty funny ones out there. For Example, wife's breasts are named Morsel, and the other is named Snack.... sort of a inside joke from when she breast fed.
FYI - I did a forum search prior to posting this and found nothing....soI am looking forward to some creative and funny names people have attached to their body parts.....
Please put a next (next page) button spaced a few spaces after the last page button on the top of the forums. This would make it easier for those of us with fat thumbs on smart phones to navigate. Also space further to the left the "who's online" hyperlinks on the chat rooms main page list. This will help opening this drop down without accidentially opening the room due to the sacing being to close and having fat thumbs again on a touch screen.
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Would you go to a swingers club with your partner, even if neither one of you
have ever done anything like this before?
( In other words neither one of you are presently in the "lifestyle" )
You both are an "average" couple looking for fun........
Invite her spouse to help me clean her inside and out, ;-)
Guilty
Have you ever had sex in a easly seen public place?
Explore fun carnal escapades.
Time to get out the lube, and see how many orgasms we can rack up.
Hug, Kiss, Complement on how sexy she is.....
She likes to tie ribbons on what she finds under Kilts.
Yes if only to practice Sprecken Sie Deutch.
Other than that NO, I wouldn't violate her wishes stated on her profile.
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Either a Extra dirty vodka martini or a 18+ yr old single malt scotch.
A good cold beer works well also
Forget about sleep as yo know it.....It really isn't that bad, honest! Just make sure at least one of you sleep when the baby does. This doesn't last forever,but you will need to do this so you both don't end up like zombies. Furthermore, breastfeeding is the best thing for your wife, your baby, and you. My daughter was so small I had to help my wife by manipulating her breast so she could learn how to breast feed. Despite what you think the breast feeding thing is not automatic, it is learned just like everything else in life. Both the mom and the baby need how to work with each other. It is a real bonding thing that I wish most women would get to experience and enjoy. Another benifit is the cost savings in formula and a better immune system for your child. First and formost, enjoy the time you have with your child, time flys by way too fast.
Congradulations, and good luck.
Have any of you women who have taken on Hormone Replacement Therapy seen any improvement in your desire to have sex? Also, have you seen other benifits? Like increased energy,weight loss, or happier mood?
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The reason I ask is that my wife has early onset menopause at age 44. She has lost her desire for sex and has gained weight, also she has less drive and is unhappy. I am hoping HRT will help her. Any thoughts? Advise/
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JEM3
do you have to do the sense motion thing or can you just turn it on and have it vibrate? reason i'm asking is sometimes i like to 'go solo' and keep the remote in my purse.... actually, that brings up another question - if i slip the remote into my boot or something like that, will the motion of my walking control the vibrations too? 
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Spongeworthy!
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