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jhmik_88
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 37
United States

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Congrats to the winners! I'm shocked I made the top 12! That feels good considering who entered this comp!
Happy Birthday! Hope it was a good one! Have a great weekend! ;)
I've yet to see any of my stuff over there, but oh well if it happens. I'm not that concerned about it.
Congratulations everyone! Sucks that I couldn't make the top 10, but all the other stories definitely deserved to be there.
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I've wanted to just once be in the honorable mention list, I'll take 10th. But yea, like MM, I've accepted that I have delusions of grandeur. Curious to see if my guesses won.


I agree with this. I'd be ecstatic with 10th place smile
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oh, good, can she clean my carpets when shes done?


Wait...which carpets are you referring to...?
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Then you should put me there;)


It's up there, for sure ;)
1. Noreasonneeded
2. Liz
3. Jayne33

It's a toss up between a lot of people for 4th place.
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I believe you. So here's a picture of me that went viral a while ago, it's perfect for your next painting. I wore my bikini for my man to eat off of me, but I'll save that picture for your next work. I'll be your new muse!!



This is comical! Clearly you're a fake - most likely a lonely guy - who took photos off Google to try to pass off as your own. If you're trying to make yourself look like a real woman, at least make sure the pictures are consistent.

Nice try
Hmmmm...if I could be an animal for a day...good question.

I'm thinking the great Bald Eagle because of the freedom to move wherever I so please, to not have any boundaries of where I can go.
I'm trying to enter the competition but I keep getting this message.

"You are excluded from entering a competition 6 months after your last competition win."

I don't get it, I didn't win the last competition, so why can't I enter in this one?
I was at Wal-Mart the other night and discovered a Jersey Shore costume, complete with the upper body suit and spiked hair with a white head band. I'm seriously considering getting this costume haha.
Go for it! Nothing to lose and everything to gain. Could be a match made in heaven, but time will only tell ;)
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But... some guys are totally clueless.


Some? HAHA!

You can tell them you are in love with another man, a lesbian, celibate, only have sex with aliens. Doesnt matter, they hear what they want to hear. Sorry guys but its true.

I usually try to make it clear that I just want to be friends. Then once I started my relationship with Ann, I figured if I let them know that I am in a relationship with a woman and I just want to be friends, they would get the message. WRONG!! That was such a big mistake. While I am saying I am not into you like that, they are hearing "THREESOME"!

Luckily I have some great male friends who accept that and a few who are occaisional playthings and not looking for more than that.


Hey! I resent that! haha. But I'm the type of guy that will either be the perfect boyfriend, or the perfect friend. It's quite simple for me to know when I've landed myself in the friend zone. Which happens way too often...
There's no way in hell I can't have one without the other...it's just not possible...I vote...BOTH!
I don't believe in Global Warming. I do, however, believe in Climate Change.
You know, I don't see why it couldn't happen. I've heard of relationships and even marriages that have started because of this site.
Forgot to add 3 people...oops lol

Jessica Beil
Taylor Swift
Billy Currington
Kate Middleton - shag (maybe)
Enrique Iglesias - shoot
Giselle Bündchen - marry!