… aaaand here’s Part Seven! We take a more oral turn in the conclusion, with a lot more sexy talk than the last two chapters, and plus lots of other sexy fun using our mouths:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/its-a-date-part-7-grand-finale
Quote by Guest
From experience, it's almost a must to trim adequately due to the practical focus on comfort. My girlfriend and I really got it on one night (It was our first encounter). Little was I concerned about what happens when a large object is placed in a small hole...then excited, stirred, swirled, thrusting from side to side, deep penetrating with twists and turns, for hours. Well, the consequence is not enjoyable. We suffered from pubic hair burns that kept us from even enjoying oral sex. However, it was erotic fun to shave each other with finesse. After applying tons of aloe gel for days we finally got back in the groove. We also used K Y gel just in case. Slow and steady wins the race...our race was all about returning to our marathon sessions of pure unadulterated prolonged deep penetration.
Wait, what? Pubic hair burns?! Maybe if someone shaved and then fucked when they had just stubble growing out?
I had some crazy wild, fucking-all-night-in-every-position-imaginable encounters in the late 80s, which was well before the shaving fad took off. My dick was sore after going at it for what seemed like hours, and so was her pussy. But pubic hair burns? No. If it’s a fully grown-out bush it’s pretty soft, so that’s not a thing.
Like others said, I have done it (including at the minimum age we are allowed to talk about on Lush) but often requires more lube, time and cleanup than I’m willing to invest. Being in the shower helps. It is exceedingly pleasurable when I do it, and I can only imagine how wonderful a real penis must feel in there. What I really need to do is find a good toy for the job.
I’ve only in the past few months started submitting cover images with my stories. Echoing both WBWS and Susie, I plan to start adding them to at least a few of my earlier stories.
Are the Mods prepared to deal with an increase in the number of submissions as we all do this? Also, if we update historic Comp entries (even my Noir entry lacks a cover), will they be removed from the official competition list because they have been updated?
I get notifications when someone Likes a story of mine, a fact that also shows up on my Interactions page. But I haven’t figured out how to know who has marked a story as a Favorite (or Favourite, for those outside the US).
I can see a count of how many Likes and Favorites a story of mine has, but not who the latter are. I’m not kidding myself; it’s usually only one or two Favorite votes, if any. But I consider a Favorite to be much higher praise than a Like, so I am curious as to who these voters might be. Is there some obvious place to view this information and I’m just missing it?
Just noticed the carousel thing earlier today. Very cool … and then I discovered that in the Bisexual category, one of my cover images is in it! Ironically, it’s a fully clothed image, although the covers for my latest couple of stories are definitely not.
By the way, given the (very reasonable) restrictions on cover images, I also have just started creating an alternate “cover image” that is more explicit, and posted that to my Wall with my story announcement, instead of just posting the official cover image. A wise man once said that sex sells!
Sure, the ratings are surprising sometimes. I’ve had a few stories get more popular than I might have expected (and I have one that is more than halfway to the Famous mark). But I seem to have a few readers following my writing now, which helps ensure more exposure for the new ones I publish.
I do also have a few stories here and there that I think might deserve more attention, especially the Contagion series I wrote fairly quickly during the COVID lockdowns (and which, unusually for me, has no male bisexuality in it). But I just reread it, and found myself pleased with how well it has held up.
Just goes to show what many others have said: write for yourself, be true to yourself, and let the ratings fall where they may.
By popular demand, the sex goes on. Some heavy-duty fucking in Part Six. Oh, and there will also be a Part Seven.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/its-a-date-part-6-determined-drilling
Quote by olemansteve
If the eggs are not washed, they are good for a few day outside of the fridge. If washed definitely refrigerate them. All eggs bought in the grocery store are washed and so are many that are sold in farmer’s markets or from the farmer
You are correct ... but only for the United States and Canada. Our store eggs are almost universally washed. But remember that this is a global forum; what you said about grocery store eggs is not true in most other countries.
By the way, when I was buying eggs at a farmers' market a couple weeks ago, the farmer asked, "washed or unwashed?"
ps ... Another fun fact I just discovered researching the Canada statement I made above: the US FDA doesn't even require an expiration date on eggs, although the USDA (yes, different agency) requires them to be transported and stored below 45 degrees F. Apparently it's not unusual for big-brand eggs in the US to be two or more weeks old by the time they hit the store. There is usually (though it's voluntary - !!) date code printed on egg cartons that shows the day of the year (1 through 366) on which the eggs were cartoned, so it is usually possible to verify. Like Rowan said, there are a whole bunch of reasons you're better off buying free-range, cage-free, antibiotic-free eggs from smaller producers. Freshness is definitely one of them.
Quote by LongBeachShaker
Men masturbate far more than women
for the simple reason that men have far fewer encounters with women
Not sure that first statement is backed up by the research, especially above age 30.
The second doesn’t make mathematical sense unless the women are all having sex with each other.
Which some are, of course. But so are some of the men.
Quote by mmmmm_wong
I've often wondered why, can you cock tell the difference?
I know it goes in farther. and I know that when you stretch my ass, there's a ring that's there, and I think that's what jacks off your cock.
Absolutely! The penis is one of the most sensitive parts of a man’s body. If it can tell the difference between one woman’s vagina and another’s (and I assure you that in many though not all instances it can), it can certainly tell the difference between a vagina and an anus, not least the tight “ring” you mentioned. There also tends to be a pretty major difference in natural lubrication.
I certainly didn’t interpret Kistin’s comment as “hatred.” As a general rule, her observations are correct, and there are plenty of men on this thread concurring: “because it’s a warm hole.” I don’t see you, Unknown User, accusing them of self-hate.
So it looks like you’re singling her out as a woman (because how DARE a woman not be attracted to men!!) for abuse. If anything, the “hatred” accusation looks like projection to me.
And she’s right! We DO find it pleasurable to stick our dicks in warm holes. The physical pleasurability of it is a biological fact that no one packing a penis can deny. Not the same as saying ANY guy will stick it in ANY warm hole. Most of us still have standards.
A emotional connection definitely makes things better. Doesn’t have to be an “I-love-you” connection, but some sense of mutual affection is a must. If and when I ultimately slip the surly bonds of matrimonial monogamy and finally seek other guys for sex, I’m still going to want to video chat or preferably meet for coffee first, to get to know and like each other just a little bit. Can’t imagine getting into the anonymous scene, though for MM it would be easy enough.
Ooh, I have a story I’ve had brewing in the back of my mind for over a decade that would be perfect, but I’ve never gotten around to fleshing out (so to speak). Will be in my usual category, but a somewhat different angle from most of my stories.
Unlike many of my submissions, this one is genuinely a one-off and doesn’t subtract from any of the series I have going. It does subtract from my other summer writing plans (sorry, Midlife Renewal!) - but that’s part of the fun of being here!
Yes, it seems kind of odd that to add a pic to a forum or wall post, it has to be already uploaded to one of your media folders, but to add one to a story you can’t pull it from your media, but that’s how it seems to work (for now), and not too hard to manage.
This has been covered extensively by the major advice columnists, including the likes of Ann Landers and not just Dan Savage.
Loss of sex drive and/or physical intimacy happens to both women and men, and I’m not convinced to one more than the other. I’m not even sure I agree with your premise that there are more old guys than old women prowling here, and in any event I wouldn’t expect the population here to be symmetrical even if men and women lost interest in similar proportions
Women, for their part, go through lots of hormonal changes in middle age that either impact their sex drive, or even if their drive isn’t reduced, can result in reduced physical receptiveness that can make sex more difficult and/or embarrassing.
Men, meanwhile, also often have more challenges getting (or maintaining) erections for a wide variety of medical reasons, some of which can be counteracted by the little pill and some of which cannot.
Then there can be a whole lot of psychological and relationship reasons behind a drop in sex drive and intimacy too.
Sorry, there are no guarantees in life. If you started this thread in hopes of reassurance that you’ll keep happily fucking until the day you die, or looking for simple solutions, you may not find them. Enjoy each day and each fuck to the fullest.
Quote by Guest
I have a couple of times,I don't do anal so the guys have to take turns,who wants sloppy seconds?
Taking turns is perfectly wonderful, but is emphatically not DP.
Even if you don’t do anal, DP may still be very possible, as I know from experience that vaginas can remarkably stretchy and resilient. That said, everyone is different and double-vaginal may still not be comfortable for you.
Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!
Were you twelve when you wrote this? How does anyone not get it? Had you not yet learned that women can enjoy self pleasure too? It’s not just guys. Like others here, I’m trying to comprehend how this is even a question.
Also, at least for men, if we DON’T have an orgasm for very long, our bodies will make one anyway. The ONE TIME since puberty (not exaggerating here) that I’ve gone over a week without masturbating, I had a wet dream where I came in my underwear. And that’s the only one I’ve ever had - because I jack off regularly.
So, might as well be awake for our orgasms. Our bodies will generate them automatically if we don’t do it manually.
Quote by BiCurious2020
Like many guys my age, our wives have passed menopause and are no longer into sex... so either get celebrate (no fun), find a mistress (and die from wife-aside).... or become curious. I opted for curious. I'll try most anything at LEAST once... usually 2 or 3 times just to make sure. I have a great imagination so I have mannnny fantasies... and sucking cock is one of them. Not JUST sucking cock. I want to experience every nuance... wet my lips and rub his swollen cockhead all over my puckered lips... feel that soft cockhead push against my lips... wanting inside. Feel my lips slowly spread...his cockhead popping inside.. then sliding in over my tongue as it swirls around his hot meat. I want his cock just big enough to bump the back of my throat when he shoves it in until his balls slap my chin. Just gag a bit. Taste his cock.... his leaking pre cum as I tongue his cum hole.....then the final experience.... after several minutes of being face fucked... that pause... his cock swelling just a bit more.... quickly wrapping my lips tight around his purple cockhead and waiting for that first of several pulses.... feel each hot spurt of hot gooey cock cream as it shoots all over my tongue and covers the inside of my mouth.
Would I suck a clean cock? What do you think? I would savor the experience for years to "cum".
Oh hell yeah! I want every bit of that. You’ve described my own feelings very well.
Women: hair and eyes, breasts (preferably natural looking and reasonably in proportion to the rest of the body; in other words, not too obviously enhances or bolted-on looking) and especially areolae. Also bush-framed pussy, the more prominent and convoluted the labia the better. Yes, I know … shaving has been standard for almost 30 years now, but my brain got imprinted with what’s sexy and unsexy back in the Eighties … shaved-down-there women still sometimes trigger a “prepubescent!” erection-erasing alarm in my subconscious.
Men: although I’m more and more open to the whole man and no longer just the cock, and I may occasionally notice a guy’s chest, visually it’s still mostly the cock (and balls). Long, short, thick, thin, straight, curved, cut, uncut, doesn’t matter. Really love looking at dicks. As with women, preferably with a nice thick bush on top, though shaved balls are okay.
We really shouldn’t be doing this … https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/fridays-are-the-best
Quote by TheMonster
Just a little warning for those who are used to have dinner around 6pm and plan on visiting France: most restaurants don't open in the evening before 7 or 8pm... So if you're not going to cook by yourself, that leaves you with 3 options: 1) wait till a little later, 2) buy something at a bakery to help you wait the extra hours, or 3) eat fast-food, since those will be open at 6...
Ha! Try eating out in Madrid before 10pm!
Quote by HotBttmInBriefs
My ex-wife had a big problem with masturbation both before and after we were married. She caught me once after we got married. I never let her catch me again. It was funny because she had turned me down for like 3 days in a row. Finally I had to do something. There was no porn involved other than the images in my head. But oh did she get mad when she walked into the bathroom and caught me.
I continued to jack off but I never got caught again.
I know what Dan Savage would say: DTMFA! Although it’s more complicated if you have kids together. Still, no one should own another person sexually like that. That’s the definition of slavery, not of marriage.
There is no universal rule. Every couple defines cheating a little differently, so why are you asking us? Ask your partner!
Not ready to do that? Fine. Ask yourself: would my partner be hurt if they found out I was doing this? Relationships aren’t about legalism and rules and technicalities, they’re about caring for each other. Cheating is if you’re hurting your partner. Real simple.
It’s here! The chapter with the sex! The long tease gives way to hot man-on-man action.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/its-a-date-part-5-finally
