Hotwife stories give the hubby an ego boost, so emotionally they are the opposite of cuckolding, which is intended to humiliate him. So they go under wife lover, I say.

Six or seven, I think.

I've probably jerked off in 25 or 26 states.

Since we are in the middle of Wherefore Art Thou?, an art-related story competition, I'm squirting out this little art-related story from my Midlife Renewal canon (which has otherwise been on hold for a while). Ool Arty is a little Flash-length splash, an MMF threesome in which Tori and Eric add a very attractive fountain to their already artistic pool. If you fancy a soaking on these hot summer days, lap it up! Spoiler: Tori is the fountain.

CAUTION: this is a WATERSPORTS story! I am aware that for some of my regular readers, it's not your cup of ... well, wee. DO NOT READ if you are repulsed by pee play, as urine for an unpleasant experience that will piss you off. Skip this one and wait for Steam Mates, my forthcoming historical Steampunk gay love story. That one's almost ready to publish and will be Out next week.

Also, for a more in-depth (and pee-free) exploration of Eric's amazing artwork, not to mention Rick's exploration of Eric's amazing ass, check out Midlife Renewal: Tiles and Smiles and its companion story, Meatier Shower.

Interesting how certain individuals who are turned off by it feel the need to post more or less the same sentiment to this thread multiple times, in at least once case after having already been called on it. As has already been said, we get it.

It's enough to make me wonder: Doth they protest too much? Once you start leaking, it's hard to stop!

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You can try to send a message to the moderator who approved your story, inform of the missed button.

As for the stories published as competition entries that are not in the list, I'm thinking those might be stories that were not supposed to be submitted for the competition. I reported some non-competition entries which 'hit' the competition button in the past. They were removed from the list.

Also, you may be seeing a number of prominent art-related stories that aren't part of the contest, either because the author had already entered or for other reasons. I'll be publishing a non-contest art-related story later this week myself.

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But in the meantime I'm getting it ready to reach out to multiple publishers and to self-publish.

Best wishes, and do let us all know how that works out! I think most of us here are curious, especially with the swampy flood of AI "writing" suffocating real human writing, what the process looks like these days.

Like many here, I've contemplated eventually turning some of my series into publications someday, though I acknowledge that (a) heavy rewriting would be needed to make any of them a coherent whole, and (b) I'd never make any money to speak of. Nevertheless, it's something I (and probably most of us) fantasize about, like the sexual tales themselves.

I initially thought the OP meant simple cunnilingus by the strange phrase "pussy to mouth sex." Seems most of the respondents have thought that too. To that point, I've always agreed with Dan Savage in that "oral comes standard." I've never been with a woman on whom I did NOT go down.

But perhaps, as indicated by Beffer's early reply, this phrase was intended to mean "going from someone's pussy to their mouth." Maybe "kissing after oral" would have been a less confusing way to phrase this, eh?

To that alleged meaning, I will say that not every woman I've been with enjoyed tasting herself on me. Sometimes the kissing would be over once I'd eaten her. This was mostly in the early 90s, though, so I imagine there's less resistance to the idea amongst the kids these days.

I’m pushing sixty and rarely wank fewer than 4-5 times in a week, occasionally 10 times or more. At this age I’m not always quite hard enough for penetration every time I do it, nor do I have to be to have a satisfying orgasm.

Last week, I jerked five times in a twenty-four period. I was busy writing Back Forty, a new story about an old friend, and felt like I was spurting out cum as fast as I was spurting out words. That isn’t particularly common, but writing sometimes does that to me.

What am I thinking about? Often what I’m writing about, which often entails sex between men, particularly if one of them is discovering these joys for the first time. Sometimes it’s a hot cock (or two) in the gallery, sometimes some hot video porn. Often it’s about a hot woman that I know or simply saw in public … or, better yet, two of them together.

Inspired by my recent forty-year high school reunion in real life, Back Forty tells about rekindling my friendship - and more - with my old buddy Brent.

By the way, this now makes 50 Lush genres in which I have published stories.

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I am really enjoying writing again.

Well, we are enjoying your writing again, too. Maybe it was just "doing this because I can" to you, but 'O' Is Not For Oils took my breath away.

Feeling productive! My recent (IRL) 40-year high school reunion has suddenly inspired Back Forty, a Mind Control tale that I hadn't even conceived of five days ago, yet has written itself and budged into the moderation queue ahead of everything else. In the meantime, my Steampunk period piece Steam Mates is ready to submit, as is Ool Arty.

After those, I want to revisit the Daphne arc of Becoming A Man with Daphne's Double Date (also ready to publish) and the Bukkake story Daphne's Halloween. But that's not all I have more planned for Halloween, with both a Monster Sex and a Horror story coming together. After that, my Christmas-themed Supernatural tale will complete my trifecta of paranormal(ish) yarns.

That should bring me into 2027 separated from Omnium status by just three (for me, difficult) genres: Love Poems, Fantasy/Sci-Fi and Voyeur. Sci-Fi is going to be the toughest - and the last. I'm going to try to pull off an out-of-this-world tour de force parody to cross the Omnium line with a ... well, a bang. Of course.

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I’m also the self-appointed penis patrol

I suppose that job isn't quite as fun as it first sounds.

Having never engaged with any of these spammer-scammers, I have yet to hear one of their sob stories. These people are annoying, but also not that hard to spot. If, like me, you're an older guy and some random young hottie comes up to you spouting "Hi, handsome!" when you're clearly not even the most handsome guy on the block, you should be suspicious. Just as you would if that happened in an actual dark alley.

We should all diligently report behavior that violates the ToS outright, and while I think there are some additional limitations Lush could place on newer members, there's not a ton else that they can do. I don't want them policing our behavior at the level that would be required to make all the hazards go away - and I say this as someone who's largely repulsed by BDSM, although I take care not to judge others who are into it. The admins don't have the time to monitor all the chatter for dom/sub or anything else deemed to be a red flag. Report violators, and they usually take care of it quickly, even if it sometimes feels like Whac-A-Mole.

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I assume it's done with a certain degree of sensitivity.

And cleanliness. Also lubrication.

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Once you have actually written for the Novel category, it seems to make more sense in my book.

I see what you did there.

And agreed, now that I have an intended, partly completed novel published, I'd hate for the category to go away. I intend to finish It's A Date! in 2027.

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Ummm… how does one “anal edit”? Asking for a friend. 😉 Maybe post a picture or video.

Not sharing my interpretation of that until my story is in ... um, final anal editing.

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When I filtered it for just women, it dropped to 50. Bunch of dirty of men.

Yep! Not much of a dating site, unless you're looking for other men. Of course, a lot of us dirty old men are Bi, so ...

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anal editing.

Thanks for my next story idea.

Oh, WTF, I probably shouldn't, but I'm in a mood to bite this bait today.

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You must own stock in a company that collects semen samples or something

Do such companies exist? Are they publicly traded? How do I get in on the action?

Defensive

It's not so much defensive as it simply goes against everything I have read. I've been avidly reading sex columns and books for more than fifty years, and everything I've seen suggests that men's sexual response tends to atrophy, not strengthen, from limited use.

I’m also gonna guess you’ve never been to an acupuncturist or practice any kind of meditation.

Given that I have done quite a bit of acupuncture, as well as other nontraditional medicine, you've done a remarkably poor job of drawing conclusions about me based on a limited dataset.

Do you know it was actually Muhammad Ali who famously said that he would never cum before a fight, because if he did he would lose

Yes, everyone is aware of the temporary effect of feeling mellower when we're feeling sexually satisfied. Sure, your sexual energy is temporarily depleted. But it recovers. I'm skeptical of a corresponding long-term depletion effect, or that your total lifetime amount of sexual energy is fixed. That's almost like saying we have a fixed amount of muscle work we can do over our lifetime. What a sad species we would be if either were true!

For the record, I’m actually 51, I may have fibbed on my age a little bit

That's a pretty big gap.

With myself! While looking at a sexy pic in the Lush gallery. It was very good. And yes, I came.

OP is ignoring substantive suggestions or questions, just repeating the same opening line. Classic troll. Very possibly not a woman.

America's High Plains: half a million square miles of grasslands, buttes, isolated mountain ranges and open spaces east of the Rockies, sprawling across ten states. Much of our national "Wild West" mythology - the epic cattle drives, gunfights, tribal subjugations, range wars, pioneer tales and westward rail expansions - sprang from this land, still roamed to this day by pronghorn antelope and actual cowboys.

Heartbombing The Heartland is my entry in the current art-themed Wherefore Art Thou? story competition, and a Valentine to the northern Great Plains. In it, guerrilla artists Manuel and I work to spread love across small towns throughout what is our heartland, through art. And hearts.

It's a polyamorous, heart-themed love story, sure, but with sex splattered across six states. Oral sex. Manual sex. Vaginal sex. Anal sex. Intracrural sex. MMF threesome sex. Fucklicking sex. Daisy-chain sex. Van sex. Hotel sex. Shower sex. Hot tub sex. My most heartfelt wish is that you will find something, sexual or (he)artistic, in this story to love.

Here's mine: Heartbombing The Heartland. It's a love letter (or Valentine, as you'll learn upon reading) to the Great Plains, and a polyamorous love story with heart(s). Also with sex in six different states. Eat your hearts out.

Finally submitted Heartbombing The Heartland, my competition entry [update: approved Wednesday am].

Now, back to Steam Mates, my Steampunk story, which is coming along but (as initially happened to Heartbombing) has gotten way too long by the half-drafted stage. Going to have to scale back the dialogue and historical detail, but I think it will be ... well, steamy.

Given the contest, I may also finally finish Ool Arty, an art-related watersports story I've had bubbling in the background for several years.

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"Please, please, please, play an L."

In the right spot, that could be worth up to 96 points by my figuring. The words played in My Scrabble story were quite a bit naughtier than "jailbait," however.

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I am following up my relatively popular story Pegging Cards with two similar stories, Trivial Hirsute and Strap Poker, thereby creating the series You Bet Your Ass! which always results in a strap-on pegging session for the hapless Chet.

I'm a big fan myself of strip games as a vehicle for sexy stories, and have written several, variously using Poker, Crazy Eights and Scrabble as the choice of game. Based on the name alone, Trivial Hirsute will have my full, immediate attention, and I'm wishing I'd thought of the title.

Yes. Finger fucking is even more amazing than rimming.

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So, basically, fuck the voting majority!

Wow. I think I have put this to you at least two different ways in recent threads. It's astonishing to me that someone arguing in a political forum would be so unaware of this foundational principle of our Republic. Do I have to say it a third time, like how we have to ask Mustafa a question three times in Austin Powers before he'll answer? Okay, fine. Here's my third try:

A majority vote must not contradict the Constitution or violate the Constitutional rights of a minority that they dislike.

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Butt Man

Y'know? "Quickly! To the Butt-mobile!" Nananananananana BUTT-MAN!! Yeah, I came here just for this...

Buttman and Throbbin'! As many people have always suspected.

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Alost anything to do with the current occupant of the WH devolves in to comments like “MAGA Mob Menatlity” or “Liberal Lemming Logic”. I won’t say in this post which one of those 2 options characterize my view.

The ruling class's Divide and Conquer strategy is working out better than ever.